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PastorSinAlot 07-16-2010 03:51 PM

I called the Suicide Hotline from the stress of Fris Fucking with me
 
I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

BAKO 07-16-2010 03:55 PM

You are a tool

Amputate Your Head 07-16-2010 03:56 PM

:1orglaugh

PastorSinAlot 07-16-2010 03:58 PM

I told them I can fly a plan and fuck some fried camel up

L-Pink 07-16-2010 03:59 PM

Once again ... Is your avatar what happens when fat girls light pussy farts?


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sortie 07-16-2010 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341407)
I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

PastorSinAlot 07-17-2010 07:57 PM

what other sites fris own , please drop me email

bdjerk 07-17-2010 08:10 PM

i like fris. fris don't give a fuck. he speaks his mind.

jackknoff 07-17-2010 08:19 PM

How do you fly a plan?


Jack

fris 07-17-2010 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17343741)
what other sites fris own , please drop me email

i dont have any websites, i work full time at walmart and play shuffleboard on the weekends at the shady pines retirment home.

I have only got 1 sale ever.

dav3 07-17-2010 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341407)
I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

:1orglaugh

dav3 07-17-2010 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17343769)
i dont have any websites, i work full time at walmart and play shuffleboard on the weekends at the shady pines retirment home.

I hear Sofia Petrillo is the Shuffleboard champion there.

Agent 488 07-17-2010 08:41 PM

http://bit.ly/bDXQsK

Chosen 07-17-2010 09:18 PM

:1orglaugh

PastorSinAlot 07-17-2010 09:22 PM

fris got some info on you, me and you going to be good friends, you rat

DBS.US 07-17-2010 09:22 PM

When you call do they say; Thanks for calling Suicide Hotline how can I help you?

fris 07-17-2010 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17343792)

go figure, he stole it.

papill0n 07-17-2010 10:15 PM

fris shits gold nuggets fool

SallyRand 07-17-2010 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341407)
I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

Well, can you drive a truck?

;)

Sally.

PastorSinAlot 07-17-2010 10:55 PM

no I can fly a plane
soul plan

PastorSinAlot 07-17-2010 10:59 PM

1800 273 8255
This is a real number, so only call if you need help and you thinking about killing your self. I know times our rough, but you have to keep pushing

lazycash 07-17-2010 11:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17343792)

Had a feeling that was a bit too creative and well spelled to be psal.

ottopottomouse 07-18-2010 03:16 AM

OverpricedDomains.com $450,000

Drop by my market stall with a bag of cash if you want it, but tell me you're coming so I can register it first :thumbsup

uno 07-18-2010 03:28 AM

you should read Survivor by the author of Fight Club.

seeandsee 07-18-2010 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341407)
I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh good joke

punkpred 07-18-2010 03:53 AM

Pastor total meltdown

Jack Sparrow 07-18-2010 03:56 AM

Who cares what fris does anyway.
Btw fris you do own sites lol just saw one ;)

fris 07-18-2010 07:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 17344094)
you should read Survivor by the author of Fight Club.

i dont think he can read that level of book

PastorSinAlot 07-18-2010 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17344269)
i dont think he can read that level of book


fris how long you been sucking on your pops dick?

fris 07-18-2010 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17344281)
fris how long you been sucking on your pops dick?

my mom is your dad

Jack Sparrow 07-18-2010 11:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fris (Post 17344527)
my mom is your dad

Your dad is gay?

Tjeezers 07-18-2010 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341407)
I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

Must be hard to be black

fris 07-18-2010 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tjeezers (Post 17344953)
Must be hard to be black

kfc, watermelon, and grape soda

PastorSinAlot 07-18-2010 09:10 PM

Fris let me ask you something are you a real man?
Cause if you are I want you to come to my office one on one and say this shit to my face or any other black man. I should my real self, you know my real name. I am trying to sell sites and meet programs and you love to jump in my shit with your racist bull shit and GFY let you run wild. So man up and meet me or give me a call

papill0n 07-18-2010 09:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17345197)
Fris let me ask you something are you a real man?
Cause if you are I want you to come to my office one on one and say this shit to my face or any other black man. I should my real self, you know my real name. I am trying to sell sites and meet programs and you love to jump in my shit with your racist bull shit and GFY let you run wild. So man up and meet me or give me a call

how does shut the fuck up cunt sound to you ?

lazycash 07-18-2010 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17345197)
Fris let me ask you something are you a real man?
Cause if you are I want you to come to my office one on one and say this shit to my face or any other black man. I should my real self, you know my real name. I am trying to sell sites and meet programs and you love to jump in my shit with your racist bull shit and GFY let you run wild. So man up and meet me or give me a call

I've never heard Fris say anything racist. Wait, are you saying you don't like kfc?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-18-2010 10:17 PM

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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 07-19-2010 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341432)
I told them I can fly a plan

Quote:

Originally Posted by jackknoff (Post 17343759)
How do you fly a plan?

http://kokuun.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/fail2.jpg

I float trial balloons... :winkwink:

ADG

fris 07-19-2010 04:56 AM

ill come to your "office" if you sell ghettotube for $350,000

brassmonkey 07-19-2010 05:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17341407)
I was so depressed last night thinking
about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement
funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in
Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited,
and asked if I could drive a truck.

thats funny take a break for real. light a j and increase the peace. :pimp watch some tv.

NetHorse 07-19-2010 05:39 AM

http://img.chan4chan.com/img/2009-09...4285024159.jpg

NetHorse 07-19-2010 05:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PastorSinAlot (Post 17345197)
Fris let me ask you something are you a real man?
Cause if you are I want you to come to my office one on one and say this shit to my face or any other black man. I should my real self, you know my real name. I am trying to sell sites and meet programs and you love to jump in my shit with your racist bull shit and GFY let you run wild. So man up and meet me or give me a call

http://a.imagehost.org/0139/obamanation-1.jpg

Stop your complaining. You're sitting here talking about Pakistanis, suicide bombers and camels. He says something about KFC and watermelons and it's unacceptable. :error

http://theblacksentinel.files.wordpr.../hypocrite.jpg

PastorSinAlot 07-19-2010 09:26 AM

hell is hot


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