What do you guys use to Moisturize your face and body?
 

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I know you do so admit it :Graucho :Graucho :Graucho

1) I use a vast amount of Oil of Olay mixed with eggs and mayonaise.

2) 3 parts/1 part/1part/

3) Mix until sexy. Apply to your genitalia....

4) ???

5) Profit

Soap and a shower.

Much more soap and a shower.

Seamen mostly.

Whatever Johnson's Baby Lotion is on my hands when I'm done lotioning up the kids.

I believe in taking care of myself, eating a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an icepack while doing my stomach crunches; I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water-activated gel cleanser. Then a honey-almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb mint facial masque, which I leave on for ten minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer. Then an anti-aging eye balm, followed by a final moisturizing protecting lotion.



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I rub chicken shit on my face to give a really nice earth tone to my wrinkles. I then have my GF piss all over me so I have that "urban outdoorsman" odor with me throughout the day. I know it seems like a lot of trouble, but it is a conversation starter and I enjoy taking care of myself.

My squirting girlfriend.

out of her pussy or out of her ass?




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Simultaneously if she's in the right mood.

I find that feeding her a ten ounce rib eye, 3 bowls of Special K, a 5th of Ronrico 151 and a 12 oz serving of organic blueberrys the night before does the trick.

my kind of lady....

what i recommend is giving her 3 bottles of Fleet Enemas... let that stew in her for about 10 minutes...

the explosive mixture that will come gushing out of her will be a religious experience... :thumbsup

btw.. make sure you try this for the first time in some shady motel that only excepts cash and doesnt ask for id's... :2 cents:




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Should I be the first to provide a real comment? I use Old Spice dry skin defense body wash in the shower, and then a nivea "shine control" facial moisturizer after the shower.

Real man's hands and face are always dry...

I like your new business card.