Copywriting help: how would you sell underwear in 1 sentence?
 

I want to sell mens underwear in some banners.
How would you sell it in 1 line? what text would you use?

Im using "Treat yourself to some Hot New Underwear" but theres got to be something more enticing than that.

Don't shock a woman with your purple lemur by wearing underwear.

Sexy Panties For Men

Better than wearing your GF's panties

I want royalties, kthnx

Cock holsters made better with cotton!

Got Skidmarks?

Underwear, when going comando just ain't right

Cause the ones you wearing, wont wash themselves...

lol, good luck

i had a friend who used to sell woman's underwear to men..

no, not used thongs and shit...

apparently a lot of executive men like to wear womens underwear under their suits and obviously cant go to the store and buy it..

go figure...




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"As worn by Angelina Jolie"?

Maybe you can hire David Lynch:

http://blog.skinvideo.com/wp-content...ch-panties.jpg

Then it really doesn't matter what you say...

ADG

"If their good enough for the President, there good enough for you"

Is he eating something or did he try to extinguish a M80 by licking the fuse?

"You spend more on your haircut than your junk"

'Put it on your body!'

"Underwear, because zippers have TEETH!"

Yes!

ADG

"Megan Fox wore me to the gym this morning"

I think that would sell them.

you'll get more sex wearing these.

Your girlfriend will love them, off.

some priceless ones in here LOL

"Pack your meat comfortably..."

"Won't rip and the elastic won't break GUARANTEED!"

wouldn't be the first time someone lied to make a profit.

Pic of a hot girl...

"She wants to see your shorts...now"

Landing page with hot girl, and copy about how you need to always have nice underwear in case you get lucky.

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Pic of Tighty Whiteys

I think you can do better than this? Don't you?

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Pic of skanky looking guy in bad, worn undies looking ashamed

"you ain't gonna get none looking like this."

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Any more you have to pay me. :D

www.adultmarketing.co.uk

Meat Packers Local 101 Approved.

I like that one. I want to sell that they will get more sex

:thumbsup