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JBlack 07-22-2010 12:25 AM

What do you use as a Cock skin Moisturizer?
 
SO.... every now and then I experience dry-cock-skin and it bugs the hell outta me cause when the weather gets dry and I need to rub one off my skin can break and my manly yet delicate cock skin gets red in certain areas. It doesn't bleed or anything like that but having an irritated cock ain't no fun, especially since I like to free-ball it when I am at home.

What dya guys use as a cock-skin-moisturizer?

Yeah I know getting blowjobs can partially alleviate the dryness but thats not what I am looking for.

I've tried some facial creams but when you apply it to that area the "active ingredients" in them creams can get nasty, not to mention that no girl that I know of would give me a BJ if she was to taste moisturizer on my cock....

A good solution would be a moisturizer that doesnt' get nasty around my cock and that tastes good so that my gf won't complain...

Discuss....

TidalWave 07-22-2010 12:32 AM

take a shower before your BJ then.

i use regular facial moisturizer on my shaft and my ball sack and my shit is soft as a babys ass

JBlack 07-22-2010 12:39 AM

^ what brand r u using? I tried an Olay facial moisturizer but that thing got so nasty I had to wash my balls

TidalWave 07-22-2010 12:41 AM

/goes to look

suave vitamin E body lotion

JBlack 07-22-2010 12:51 AM

^ Good stuff m8.... I'll add that to my shopping list, right below getting a dedicated server for static content :)

LongBG 07-22-2010 01:06 AM

Salt and Vinegar, but only on the irritated areas.

Chosen 07-22-2010 02:06 AM

I have no such problems...

v4 media 07-22-2010 02:11 AM

deep heat or vics vapor rub.

bns666 07-22-2010 02:26 AM

nivea after shave balm (alcohol free), cock and balls feel 15 years younger after that:)

http://www.gordons-chemists.com/imag...balm-large.jpg

Deej 07-22-2010 02:28 AM

Female Saliva...

Jarmusch 07-22-2010 03:02 AM

Real men use shoe polish.

SGS 07-22-2010 03:10 AM

Any non menthol lip balm. I think that lip skin is very similar to cock skin with regards dryness and irritation.

Jdoughs 07-22-2010 03:14 AM

The only proper answer to this question:

"What do you use as a Cock skin Moisturizer?"

Is:

"Your mom's saliva"

Whats this place coming to?

pmspinner 07-22-2010 03:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17354267)
Real men use shoe polish.

I 2nd that! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

scarlettcontent 07-22-2010 03:19 AM

Girl juice

ottopottomouse 07-22-2010 05:20 AM

What the fuck are you doing to make your cock fall apart?

Or is that something I really don't want to know the answer to.

Paul Markham 07-22-2010 05:26 AM

I find these work perfectly.

http://blog.adw.org/wp-content/uploa...-Sheep_web.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Chosen 07-22-2010 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17354504)
I find these work perfectly.

http://blog.adw.org/wp-content/uploa...-Sheep_web.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

u-Bob 07-22-2010 05:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej (Post 17354227)
Female Saliva...

:thumbsup:thumbsup

CruelMedia 07-22-2010 05:51 AM

pussy juice!

429mg 07-22-2010 06:15 AM

BP Oil is all you need

eroticsexxx 07-22-2010 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17354497)
What the fuck are you doing to make your cock fall apart?

Same thing I was thinking :Oh crap

Scott McD 07-22-2010 07:12 AM

Lay off the masturbating for a few days...

Nikki_Licks 07-22-2010 07:26 AM

Try some Bag Baum :thumbsup

http://www.bagbalm.com/

pornguy 07-22-2010 07:36 AM

What in the hell is wrong with you guys. only 1 good Moisturizer for you cock.

PUSSY! thats what it was made for.

amateurbfs 07-22-2010 09:50 AM

and I thought I jerked off too much...

davecummings 07-22-2010 10:02 AM

Utters Cream has been used for years by porn guys who "work" too much and overdo it--I think it'a available in Target and other stores (possibly Walmart?)

http://search.yahoo.com/search;_ylt=...F-8&fr=fp-yie8

JBlack 07-22-2010 04:42 PM

There are some good recommendations in here, I'll give 'em a go except for the sheep, bp oil n shoe polish lol.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17354282)
The only proper answer to this question:

"What do you use as a Cock skin Moisturizer?"

Is:

"Your mom's saliva"

Whats this place coming to?

Talking from experience? :winkwink:

Jon Oso 07-22-2010 04:47 PM

Just stop masturbating so much. Same thing happened to me when I first learned how masturbating worked.


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