Introducing the odor-patching butt patch
 

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You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them.

Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator.

Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face:



StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt:

"I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too."

Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker.

Read more about the Subtle Butt here.http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets...subtlebutt.jpg
You ever see a product and think, "Jeez, why didn't I think of that?!" This is not one of them.

Finally, a way to dignify the experience of sitting around farting in your pants: Meet Subtle Butt, the odor-eating butt patch. "I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," says its evangelistic creator.

Here's a demo of people sticking Subtle Butt to the seats of their underpants, then farting in a scientist's face:



StyleList interviewed Kim Olenicoff, the brains behind Subtle Butt:

"I use them on airplanes, after a chili meal, and even on my dog," Kim Olenicoff, founder of Solutions That Stick, told me from the floor of Cosmoprof North America. "Some customers have even told me that it's saved their marriage!," she spilled. "People with IBS and food allergies definitely gravitate toward these, too."

Solutions That Stick features other stick-on products like Knicker Sticker (it sticks to the crotch of your pants to prevent camel toe) and White Collar Grime (you stick it to your collar so you don't sweat on it). Some day, we will live in a world where your entire wardrobe is one giant sticker.

Read more about the Subtle Butt here.

When I was a child, many child around me did fart
Adults don't fart, they roll a cart
A person tries to contain the gas inside the ass
It should not escape on an unfortunate lass
Subtle Butt sounds like a useful product to decrease bad smell
The Internet has no smell, so the smelling man never fell
Sight and sound from a computer screen
The woman in the advertisement looks slender and lean
Use Subtle Butt on your dog and keep it neat
Toilet train your creature so that it does not shit
Sound, sight, touch, taste and smell
That is where the senses dwell

bots writing poetry? dam 2010 should be a good year

If they add an audio amplifier to it, it's a hit.

What's the point in farting if you aren't gonna gas people out with them ????

My farts smell good. Plus sharing is caring.

Great invention, haha :1orglaugh

They're taking all the fun away to human interaction :mad:!

They miss the fun in farting :)