Here Are Five Reasons Why I Will Watch "Machete"
 

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i need to fap now after seeing that Lohan bitch licking a big gun :(

I would watch Machete based only on the fake trailer in Grindhouse. That shit was awesome. :2 cents:

I'm watching this one for sure. Too bad they mixed in such bad actors with great ones.

ha ha fuck that looks good.

Wow, I didn't believe DeNiro would be in that. Cool!

this will be mothafucka movie! :D

fuck yeah ive been waiting for this since the trailer in the grindhouse movies

Don't forget, it also has:

Michelle Rodriguez
Jeff Fahey
and Cheech Marin!

Steven Seagull ruins it for me.

been looking forward to this

I second the 5 reasons!

Damn!

Finally I actually want to see a movie!!!

Too bad Lohan isn't in LA GenPop. She'd be getting her fill of licking black pussy right about now.

Going to watch it as well :)

I´ve been waiting for that movie for a long time now, I saw the trailer that comes in the bullet proof DVD and loved it.

can't wait...

Oh fuck yeah!

jesus christ what the fuck happened to Don Johnson? the guy looks like he's 70!!

in any case i will be watching this movie.

reason 6 jessica alba. that could some of the coolest shit I have ever seen

Lindsey just made me not want to watch that flick......how any selfrespecting Producer could hire her for a flick like that just blows me away

Movie will suck, The end

Oh c'mon... if I can sit thru Seagull you can sit through Lohan. (fuck, I gotta sit through Lohan too... :(

Thats cool the guy who is the star has been in 100's of small parts in movies. Good for him.

if you can't grok the casting them whatever. fuck off. i think it's genious.

Finally a movie for us with balls!

Double whammy :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I say it will suck, cool guy flick concept by common, they really hirea a few errr whimps and crybabies

Fucking AWESOME!

Can't wait that looks great!

hopefully your "Bad actors" list doesnt inclue danny trejo (machete). He's a total badass with one hell of a life story.

that's gonna be a great one!

I've been looking forward to it since it was announced. It's gonna be good!

Beautifully made photographs with great lighting effects.