Joke: Bush and Powell in a bar
 

A guy walks in and asks the bartender, "Isn't that Bush and Powell sitting over there?"

The bartender says, "Yep, that's them."

So the guy walks over and says, "Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?"

Bush says, "We're planning WW III ."

The guy says, "Really? What's going to happen?"

Bush says,

"Well, we're going to kill 140 million Iraqis and a hot swedish blonde."

The guy exclaimed, "A hot swedish blonde?? Why do you wanna kill a hot swedish chick?"

Bush turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, "See, smartass?

I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!"

someone already posted this :ak47:

Oh no, really?
:1orglaugh

Yes.

3 days ago to be exact.

Oh....

:1orglaugh

King your asshole, shuld we take some jokes about some yellow man now too.
Pure mature joke?
:ak47: