Gawking at tits adds 5 years to your lifespan!
 

If this were true there would be no fat men!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

A rather bizarre study carried out by German researchers suggests that staring at women's breasts is good for men's health and increases their life expectancy.

According to Dr. Karen Weatherby, a gerontologist and author of the study, gawking at women?s breasts is a healthy practice, almost at par with an intense exercise regime, that prolongs the lifespan of a man by five years.

She added, "Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a well-endowed female, is roughly equivalent to a 30-minute aerobics work-out."

http://www.themedguru.com/20091206/n...-86131320.html

German researchers are the best!

Somehow I'm skeptical on that claim :1orglaugh

im going to live forever then

I guess due to increased metabolism from the arousal?

I did my own research.

Not staring at women's breasts will save you thousands of dollars.

most likely the increased testosterone levels

Keeping it German I can't wait for their study results on the life expectancy of women who let you piss all over them.

I may live forever afterall :)

justinsain LMAO.. nice,

-Loki-

Gawking at tits saved my life from a log truck accident one time.

Show me the Boobies :thumbsup

Does that mean I can quit the gym?

That's great news. I'm gonna live a long long time

http://promo.southernbrooke.com/boop/012.jpg

Southern Brooke.. helping guys live an extra 5 years :)

great news...
I love those crazy researches...

I would think it would be just the opposite. Think of all the guys that ended up in car accidents or getting killed by their wives for looking at a nice rack.

http://vendzilla.com/1.jpg
Here's a recent one of Briana Banks

Do fake boobs count?

So the next time my girlfriend shouts at me for checking out some chicks boobs, i'll just tell her i'm trying to increase my life expectancy... :1orglaugh

Woot...
 

Glad we started up Bittie Bucks then... I will live forever ! :thumbsup

I feel much better now...

Shit, I'm gonna live forever then. That's all I think about.

are they...? are you sure 100%...?

Ladies, save your fellow gfyers. :)

This thread delivers :thumbsup