What the best snacks COULD be...
 

In Hot n Spicy Chex Mix, maybe one out of every 20 chex will have collected a fuckload of the seasoning. Same with the other Hot snacks like Spicy Nacho Doritos n whatnot. I fucking search those out and chow down on them before I eat the entire rest of the bag.

They need to bag only those pieces up and sell that shit. I feel as it is I buy a bag of it for the 5% of pieces that are like that. I know the shit's about as anti-nutritious as it gets but whatever, that would be my perfect snack.

Great thread topic, buddy.

My vote for perfect snacks would be unsalted mixed nuts. Before I tried them, I thought the taste was going to suck. It turns out the unsalted version taste better because the natural taste isn't overpowered by the added salt. Good stuff.

Another good thing chip companies could do is fill the bags mostly with chips, instead of ONLY FILLING THE BAG ABOUT 40% WITH CHIPS, AND THE REST WITH AIR!!!! SERIOUSLY WTF!?!!? IS that not AS deceiving as xsales!? ROFL