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Amputate Your Head 08-03-2010 10:21 AM
It's your last mutherfucking day on planet Earth...
 
...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end. :rasta

Jman 08-03-2010 10:25 AM
I like it when people post their daydream about last day on earth. Most people would freak the fuck out and jump into chaos with rest of the world.

Not saying you would do that AMP but I am sure you get what I mean ;)

CaptainHowdy 08-03-2010 10:27 AM
Log into GFY...

Amputate Your Head 08-03-2010 10:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jean-Francois (Post 17384424)
I like it when people post their daydream about last day on earth. Most people would freak the fuck out and jump into chaos with rest of the world.

Not saying you would do that AMP but I am sure you get what I mean ;)
That's because they haven't thought ahead for what they would do and they panic at the last minute trying to figure it out. :)

PR_Glen 08-03-2010 10:28 AM
procrastinate...

Amputate Your Head 08-03-2010 10:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17384434)
procrastinate...
:1orglaugh right till the end. :winkwink:

Vendzilla 08-03-2010 10:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17384434)
procrastinate...
best answer ever

TeenCat 08-03-2010 10:33 AM
psylocybe suicide :)

justinsain 08-03-2010 10:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17384410)
...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end. :rasta
You ever watch them ride the big ones at Half Moon Bay :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 08-03-2010 10:36 AM
Just on tv... for some reason I have the worst luck whenever I go to Half Moon. It's always crappy out.

sortie 08-03-2010 10:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17384434)
procrastinate...
I could totally prove you wrong; but I'll have to get back to you.

crazytrini85 08-03-2010 10:45 AM
I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.

ottopottomouse 08-03-2010 10:50 AM
I'd probably go back to sleep and miss it.

Ethersync 08-03-2010 10:50 AM
Heroin plus LSD sounds like a great way to go out...

Quote:
ahhh the good ol' neon nod...

I have combined heroin and lsd on quite a few occasions. What I would usually do is drop the lsd, trip for a few hours and when I am close to my peak, inject the heroin.

Its strange hitting a vein that is squirming around and looking like a snake, not to mention the irrational fears one might get when tripping hard on lsd and stabbing one self with a needle, i.e. thinking you just injected a microbe of bacteria and you think you can feel the mindmade bacteria swimming along your bloodstream...

than BOOM, that oh so heavenly rush of the smack hits and fly me to the moon Alice...

One of the best over-all eurporic feelings I have had.

spazlabz 08-03-2010 10:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazytrini85 (Post 17384507)
I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.
:2 cents::thumbsup
great idea!

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-03-2010 10:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17384410)
...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end. :rasta
You should have an Emergency test day and do it just to enjoy it.

Amputate Your Head 08-03-2010 10:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17384532)
You should have an Emergency test day and do it just to enjoy it.
Hey now.... I think you're on to something. I think we should run the test at least once a week. :winkwink:

2012 08-03-2010 11:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17384410)
...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end. :rasta
you could do that now :2 cents:

AlCapone 08-03-2010 11:16 AM
I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.

Amputate Your Head 08-03-2010 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17384613)
I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.
Naturally you will assume the office of King and exterminate any threats to the throne..

justinsain 08-03-2010 11:23 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by AlCapone (Post 17384613)
I'd take bunker somewhere, wait for all you retarded lemmings to get offed and then emerge later to find the last remaining intelligent people (all women), and then I would recolonize the planet, planting my seed in every living female while killing off zombies.
Wouldn't it be ironic if you contracted syphilis planting your seed and died :winkwink:

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-03-2010 11:25 AM


Quote:
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
Of our elaborate plans, the end
Of everything that stands, the end
No safety or surprise, the end
I'll never look into your eyes...again
Can you picture what will be
So limitless and free
Desperately in need...of some...stranger's hand
In a...desperate land
Lost in a Roman...wilderness of pain
And all the children are insane
All the children are insane
Waiting for the summer rain, yeah
There's danger on the edge of town
Ride the King's highway, baby
Weird scenes inside the gold mine
Ride the highway west, baby
Ride the snake, ride the snake
To the lake, the ancient lake, baby
The snake is long, seven miles
Ride the snake...he's old, and his skin is cold
The west is the best
The west is the best
Get here, and we'll do the rest
The blue bus is callin' us
The blue bus is callin' us
Driver, where you taken' us
The killer awoke before dawn, he put his boots on
He took a face from the ancient gallery
And he walked on down the hall
He went into the room where his sister lived, and...then he
Paid a visit to his brother, and then he
He walked on down the hall, and
And he came to a door...and he looked inside
Father, yes son, I want to kill you
Mother...I want to...WAAAAAA
C'mon baby,--------- No "take a chance with us"
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
C'mon baby, take a chance with us
And meet me at the back of the blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
On a blue bus
Doin' a blue rock
C'mon, yeah
Kill, kill, kill, kill, kill, kill
This is the end
Beautiful friend
This is the end
My only friend, the end
It hurts to set you free
But you'll never follow me
The end of laughter and soft lies
The end of nights we tried to die
This is the end
"And in the end, the love you take, is equal to the love you make." - Lennon/McCartney

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cykoe6 08-03-2010 11:27 AM
I would watch baseball.

sperbonzo 08-03-2010 12:05 PM
Grab my wife, get a hold of some mushrooms, and take my boat out to the bahamas, spend the rest of the day drifting around among the little islands south of Bimini, swimming, drinking, and snuggling up on the sun pad on the back of the boat and watching the sky together....



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Scott McD 08-03-2010 12:40 PM
Fuck a tranny...

arschloch 08-03-2010 01:08 PM
according to the news, the earth is going to get hit by a solar tsunami.


tonight.

nice knowing y'all

CaptainHowdy 08-03-2010 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by arschloch (Post 17384965)
according to the news, the earth is going to get hit by a solar tsunami.


tonight.

nice knowing y'all
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arschloch 08-03-2010 01:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17384972)
snip
:1orglaugh

maybe i won't feel so bad about it afterall

Yngwie 08-03-2010 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by crazytrini85 (Post 17384507)
I'd run around all day ripping the shirts off of girls just to see their boobs.
Then the next day you would wake up and find out that you were lied too. ;)

Evil Chris 08-03-2010 01:20 PM
I'd spend it with my wife and son, and not let on what I knew.



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AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-03-2010 01:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17384972)
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_Richard_ 08-03-2010 01:26 PM
not to seem selfish, but i'd be hitting up the local aston martin dealership for a 'test drive'

scarlettcontent 08-03-2010 01:41 PM
make my last post on gfy then go to bed

John-ACWM 08-03-2010 02:48 PM
Sounds like an amazing place and plan. Now everybody knows about the spot and it would be very crowded...

$5 submissions 08-03-2010 02:50 PM
I'd call everyone I care about and tell them how much they meant to me. I would also try to contact people who've done me wrong and forgive them. Inner peace is the key.

Agent 488 08-03-2010 02:54 PM
"the flight of the alone to the Alone"

alias 08-03-2010 02:57 PM
new high score

J. Falcon 08-03-2010 03:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 17385387)
I'd call everyone I care about and tell them how much they meant to me.
Their lines would probably be busy, it being the last day on earth and all. :thumbsup

The Heron 08-03-2010 08:39 PM
I live everyday expecting it to be my last, it's funny to see how everyone else thinks they will live to 90 & then die. It's been a fun ride and now I do what I want when I want.

Spunky 08-03-2010 08:43 PM
Fuck a few hookers and bang some speedballs until I OD

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-03-2010 09:09 PM






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Jason Voorhees 08-03-2010 09:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by alias (Post 17385438)
new high score
Bingo!

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Penrod 08-03-2010 09:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17384410)
...and you know it. What would you do with your last day in existence?


I think I'd go pick up the wife from her office, drive to Half Moon Bay, get as stoned as humanly possible, sit on the beach, watch the ocean and wait for the end. :rasta
I would grab the wife and the girlfriend and head to the beach.

ethanol 08-06-2010 05:19 PM
whats the cause of demise? i may head out to a haven in the desert, cave, or some underground bunker with all my "end of the world" gear. definitely get as far away from civilization as possbile as everyone would be going nuts, it would be total mayhem.. killings, thievery etc


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