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HeatWaveShawna 08-05-2010 11:08 AM

5,000 Facebook friends and jokes like this get posted on my page...
 
thought I'd share this... it's a joke that was pasted on my Facebook page...

A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular customers at Lowe's, Home Depot, Costco, or even Wal-Mart. This one caught me totally by surprise. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam. Here's how the scam works:Two nice-looking, college-aged girls will come over to your car. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their tits almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonald's. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.I had my wallet stolen Mar. 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Apr. 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 27th. As a side note...Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.

ottopottomouse 08-05-2010 11:21 AM

Jesus told me that one while they were banging the nails into his hands.

HeatWaveShawna 08-05-2010 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17392375)
Jesus told me that one while they were banging the nails into his hands.

lol, I knew you'd feel my pain of seeing this shit posted on my wall...

atom 08-05-2010 11:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17392375)
Jesus told me that one while they were banging the nails into his hands.


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 08-05-2010 11:58 AM

Cue the timeline pic.

ottopottomouse 08-05-2010 12:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeatWaveShawna (Post 17392453)
lol, I knew you'd feel my pain of seeing this shit posted on my wall...

Just rip a topical joke off of sickipedia if you aren't going to lose any friends over it.

HeatWaveShawna 08-05-2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17392514)
Just rip a topical joke off of sickipedia if you aren't going to lose any friends over it.

I'd not lose any friends over it... those sick fucks would feed on it..

woj 08-05-2010 07:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lazycash (Post 17392494)
Cue the timeline pic.

that joke is WAAAY before even the timeline pic... :2 cents:

jaycar 08-05-2010 08:01 PM

well, good for a laugh though.:upsidedow

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-05-2010 08:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17392375)
Jesus told me that one while they were banging the nails into his hands.

I LOLz
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

lazycash 08-05-2010 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by woj (Post 17393744)
that joke is WAAAY before even the timeline pic... :2 cents:

Before black jesus?

lazzlo 08-06-2010 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HeatWaveShawna (Post 17392453)
lol, I knew you'd feel my pain of seeing this shit posted on my wall...

lolololololol

$5 submissions 08-06-2010 01:11 AM

I think the Chinese version of that joke shipped with the first abacus.

Slap Dot 08-06-2010 01:12 AM

laugh out loud


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