The Perfect Date - A Must Read Story - With Pics
 

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The Perfect Date - Between my buddy Rick Shameless and the Immoral Productions concubine aka Jessie Andrews

5 47 pm LA Direct Models bring girls for a go-see to meet Porno Dan at the Immoral Productions studio

Bud from LA Direct asks, ?Do you like them?
Porno Dan, ?Of course, they all have blonde hair?
Rick asks them to do jumping jacks ? which they happily do

5 51 pm Jessie and Rick sitting on couch outside Porno Dan?s office

Jessie, ?I am getting bored? to Rick
Rick, ?Let?s shoot content now?, gets camera and they rendezvous in the bathroom

5 58 pm Jessie makes move

Jessie, ?Your penis is like a banana it points upward , it is hard to suck and look at the camera?
Rick, ?Get down lower, yeah, mmmmm, that?s it, oh yeah?

6 19 pm Jessie needs Visine

Jessie, ?You came in my eye, I hate you Rick?
Rick, ?Don?t move, let me take a picture?

6 27 pm Jessie is still not moving

Jessie, ?Can I please move?
Rick, ?No, I am trying to take a picture still?
Jessie, ?Beware, next time I am going to squirt in your eye?

Before

http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...s/img_0016.jpg

After

http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...s/sany0025.jpg

This story is priceless - comment away

This forum is dead, no one cares... ~~ good luck

So this basically means I never dated anyone...

Bathroom dates are the best dates :thumbsup

I like her terry richardson thumbs up

Shameless says "I like the romantic look in her eyes" lol this is like show and tell. Hey everyone come look what I did.

It is show and tell :1orglaugh

Great story, haha :)

It's even better when you consider she drew the picture

so you gotta use my photography? and where is the ATK watermark? WTF dude.....

not in my bathroom moron

Sorry about that. I thought this was one Shameless' photos from yesterday, your pic which is from a bathroom got mixed in with the others.

I just asked Jessie and said you sent it to her without a watermark.

Here is another from yesterday which I confirmed is from Shameless

http://www.pornodan.com/wp-content/g...s/img_0231.jpg

Dan.. fix your sig. It goes to "hotigotrich.com" instead of "howigotrich.com"

Hehehe nice!

Thanks for pointing that out.

Hello Porno Dan,

I read your story. You say the cartoons are priceless. Maybe it's because they cannot be sold due to crappy quality. Anyway, it sure shows porn in a simple way. There are a few chronological events. 6:19pm - Visine is good for reducing redness in eyes. Pour water into eye from a clean water source.

Fatfoo

Hahaha, what a fuckup.

Make Up
 

HaHa i wonder, what wash her Make Up??

Is she dropping a steamer in that picture?

dude, seeing a chick doing that makes my weiner flacid. There's nothing sexy about it


Spanx!
Jack

I am thinking of adding a bunch her cartoons to her tour and on our one of our boxcovers she is in

i love stories with a happy ending

Fucking damn idiot.

Moron.

A very happy ending!

Sexy looking blondie.