Man nearly killed as eel swims in arse
 

never wear boxers :helpme :1orglaugh

A Chinese fishmonger almost died after an eel swam into his bottom.

Li Chang was sitting on the edge of a tank at a warehouse in Guangzhou in southern China when he fell back into a container of live eels, The Sun newspaper reports.

The 43-year-old said he was horrified when he felt one swim up his trousers and into his anus.

He said he was too embarrassed to tell anyone what had happened and continued working.

But colleagues called emergency services after he collapsed.

Doctors performed a five hour surgery to remove the creature and repair the severe internal injuries caused by it moving around.

"The eel had badly injured the patient," a hospital spokesman was quoted as saying.

"If he had not arrived when he did he would have died.

"We expect he will make a full recovery though."

Note to self : Insert butt plug before going fishing for eels.

id get help immediately!!!!

What a fucking idiot. Anyone that has an eel swim up their ass and then does nothing about it, deserves what happens to them.

omg i bet his facial expressions were funny stuff! :1orglaugh

I suppose that beats the usual stories of 'accidentally falling on a champagne bottle' and having to go to A&E to have it removed.

:Oh crap :helpme :helpme :helpme :Oh crap

that isnt anal and she made sure she didnt put that sucker in there head first. :1orglaugh tuna eatin :1orglaugh

You are correct. That "something" is to jack it as quick as you can while the eel is still squirming around up there.

Thats just wrong

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!


I think he must have been enjoying it in his ass tbh... :2 cents:

If he "just continued working" as if nothing was wrong... it makes me wonder what else had been up his ass that triggered no reaction whatsoever....

that story doesn't sound right...

Wonder what the size of this eel was.

Was his asshole that gaping that it could just swim up there??

In conjunction with that, I'd like to know how that eel went up his ass so easily. Almost as if there were no resistance at all. Something smells... and it smells like ass.

eels are very fast swimmers :helpme man my cheeks tightening up would have cut him in half! :1orglaugh

Sounds a lot like this story from a few months ago...

http://dailycaller.com/2010/04/30/ma...ank-gone-awry/

yeah that was kind of funny but more sad. :(

Ha!! That sound hilarious but was probably the most awful thing ever.

Source link?

He must have an incredible tolerance for pain

:1orglaugh

my parents have a surgeon friends, the stories these guys tell :1orglaugh

I expect he was trying to have sex with it ...you know these Chinks like that sort of thing

I kinda think it dont make sense if something is crawling into your ass you are just gonna let it do that whithout jumping about .. I know I wouldent

Haha, yeah eels naturally go towards the anus it reminds them of home. That is quite common with gerbils as well I hear. :)

I wonder if he squealed like a piglet when it was going in

:1orglaugh the eel fell in a man hole. omg id be jumping around like a crazed monkey. blood slinging everywhere from me cutting my gutt open trying to get that bitch out my ass. :1orglaugh

Pics ?

.............

maybe the hinges on his backdoor were loose :helpme

Silly zipper head shoved it in his ass. Let's be real here.
Ds

No thank you.

:1orglaugh i agree seeing his face was probably youtube worthy though.

Eels are sometimes used specifically for medicinal purposes to remove some blood out of the body. Don't overdose on the blood sucking eels. Good luck.

Youtube Vid or it didn't happen


:wink

Randy West, please provide full video.
Can you post a link to the video?

that might fuckup your day

Indeed. Anyway I hope eel make a full recovery.

What a way to go.

whose asshole is that wide in the first place!!???

:1orglaugh good one.
Yet a turd is bigger than an eel and the sizes of what comes out can predict the size of what could get in.

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