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Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 09:20 AM

Health Inspectors Shut Down 7-Year Old Girl's Lemonade Stand
 
Sour taste: Health inspectors shutter girl's lemonade stand
County official in Oregon apologizes for overzealous officials

7-year-old told: No license? No lemonade!

PORTLAND, Ore. ? A county official in Oregon has apologized after health inspectors soured a 7-year-old's business venture by shutting down her lemonade stand. Multnomah County Chairman Jeff Cogen, the county's top elected official, said the inspectors were "following the rule book," The Oregonian reported, but that regulators should take into consideration the intent of the food safety rules: To govern adults running professional food businesses.

Cogen's apology came after inspectors cracked down on Julie Murphy and her mother, Maria Fife, after they set up a lemonade stand at a local arts fair in northeast Portland. After just 20 minutes of selling the drinks, made from gallon jugs of water and Kool-Aid packets, an inspector asked to see their license, The Oregonian reported.

According to state law, even the ubiquitous summertime children's enterprise technically needs a temporary restaurant license, at a cost of $120 for one day. After giving the pair the choice of continuing to sell the lemonade and face a fine of up to $500, or pack up and go home, the mother-daughter team opted to leave, the newspaper said.

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:2 cents: What a bunch of crass douchebags. Get me off this fucking planet.

alias 08-06-2010 09:22 AM

Happened in central park, NYC a year or so ago.

Sly 08-06-2010 09:24 AM

I don't believe these "it's by the rulebook" fucks. Use your brain. If the rulebook says you need a permit, that's fine, but consider the situation... take a proper note somewhere of what's going on, consult with a supervisor, do something instead of relying on that crutch.

And $120 a day for a vendor's permit at a fair? I don't even believe that.

Tom_PM 08-06-2010 09:25 AM

People who grow up in "zero tolerance" schools dont know how to exercise judgment on a case by case basis.

They probably also got a trophy just for showing up to their childhood sporting events too.

You know: Idiots.

alias 08-06-2010 09:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17395495)
I don't believe these "it's by the rulebook" fucks. Use your brain. If the rulebook says you need a permit, that's fine, but consider the situation... take a proper note somewhere of what's going on, consult with a supervisor, do something instead of relying on that crutch.

And $120 a day for a vendor's permit at a fair? I don't even believe that.

Guess they didn't like the cut of her jib.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-06-2010 09:30 AM

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

They should have arrested them for peddling Kool-Aid instead of squeezing lemons... :upsidedow

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Agent 488 08-06-2010 09:36 AM

the law is the law.

illegal immigrant, drug dealer, 7 year old lemonade stand girl.

justice is blind.

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 09:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17395526)
the law is the law.

illegal immigrant, drug dealer, 7 year old lemonade stand girl.

justice is blind.

They should've tased her for good measure.

Vendzilla 08-06-2010 09:39 AM

And you guys welcome more government? HAHAHAHAHA

MaDalton 08-06-2010 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude (Post 17395515)
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...500_AA300_.jpg

They should have arrested them for peddling Kool-Aid instead of squeezing lemons... :upsidedow

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my first thought too - what happened to good old fashioned lemonade?

fpaul90 08-06-2010 09:39 AM

Thats just gay, let the 7 year old girl hustle and do her own thing

Sly 08-06-2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17395526)
the law is the law.

illegal immigrant, drug dealer, 7 year old lemonade stand girl.

justice is blind.

Except that isn't true. The law is the law only if you have no other outs. Our seven-year-old had no outs, she should have snitched on the beer tent.

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17395535)
And you guys welcome more government? HAHAHAHAHA

The government just got smaller. You should be happy today V.

U.S. economy sheds 131,000 jobs in July, more than expected
Government layoffs account for most of the lost jobs; private employers added 71,000 positions, not enough to jumpstart the economy.

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Agent 488 08-06-2010 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17395545)
Except that isn't true. The law is the law only if you have no other outs. Our seven-year-old had no outs, she should have snitched on the beer tent.

most drug dealers i know started off selling lemonade illicitly as kids. maybe if the cops would have intervened back then they wouldn't be peddling drugs now. :2 cents:

Scott McD 08-06-2010 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395528)
They should've tased her for good measure.

Hahahaha! :1orglaugh

Sly 08-06-2010 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17395554)
most drug dealers i know started off selling lemonade illicitly as kids. maybe if the cops would have intervened back then they wouldn't be peddling drugs now. :2 cents:

I'm sure. Who needs the War on Drugs when we can have a cheaper War on Lemonade?

Think of all the money we'll save. The Department of Health and human services will love all of the additional funding.

BigDeanEvans 08-06-2010 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17395535)
And you guys welcome more government? HAHAHAHAHA

God damn dude, you're fucking obsessed. I bet you're a member of BlacksonBlondes.com :1orglaugh

Tom_PM 08-06-2010 09:47 AM

What guys welcome more goverment? Stop eating propoganda. Drink some lemonade and relax.

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17395560)
I'm sure. Who needs the War on Drugs when we can have a cheaper War on Lemonade?

Think of all the money we'll save. The Department of Health and human services will love all of the additional funding.

As long as they allow for Medical Lemonade use, cool.

Tom_PM 08-06-2010 09:56 AM

Plus, children are small. You can get WAY more of them into the jails before it's overcrowded :thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 09:58 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17395596)
Plus, children are small. You can get WAY more of them into the jails before it's overcrowded :thumbsup

Not only that, but because of their size, they physically have less surface area to conceal shanks & shivs & prison smokes. And they're easier to control out in the Yard.

Sly 08-06-2010 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395600)
Not only that, but because of their size, they physically have less surface area to conceal shanks & shivs & prison smokes. And they're easier to control out in the Yard.

Plus they eat less and will overall require less medication.

This is a win-win for all. The War on Lemonade is on.

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 17395608)
Plus they eat less and will overall require less medication.

This is a win-win for all. The War on Lemonade is on.

We will however have to rename 'The Hole' to 'a time-out in the naughty room'.

IllTestYourGirls 08-06-2010 10:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395548)
The government just got smaller. You should be happy today V.

U.S. economy sheds 131,000 jobs in July, more than expected
Government layoffs account for most of the lost jobs; private employers added 71,000 positions, not enough to jumpstart the economy.

LINK

Obama's Summer of Recovery! We are all saved :Oh crap

Agent 488 08-06-2010 10:14 AM

yes everything is about obama. you fuckers are delusional. seek help.

PR_Glen 08-06-2010 10:15 AM

give lemonade away for free and collect 'tips'.

no vendors license needed then right? :)

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17395665)
give lemonade away for free and collect 'tips'.

no vendors license needed then right? :)

Yep. "Donations" would have circumvented the license requirement nicely I think.

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IllTestYourGirls (Post 17395637)
Obama's Summer of Recovery! We are all saved :Oh crap

Well, they were mostly government jobs, so technically speaking, government is now smaller. Isn't that the conservative goal?

jimmy-3-way 08-06-2010 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 17395535)
And you guys welcome more government? HAHAHAHAHA

So wait, you want smaller government...UNLESS it's ICE or Border Patrol or whatever, THEN you want more government?

Make up your mind.

_Richard_ 08-06-2010 10:38 AM

setting up a stand on the street is one thing.. a fair is something a little different

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17395731)
setting up a stand on the street is one thing.. a fair is something a little different

Agreed. Plus she had more than 12 oz of lemonade. That's a felony conviction right there. 30 years in the klink.

Agent 488 08-06-2010 10:41 AM

i would have just set up a stand beside them, gave away the lemonade for free and sold advertising on the stand.

_Richard_ 08-06-2010 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395734)
Agreed. Plus she had more than 12 oz of lemonade. That's a felony conviction right there. 30 years in the klink.

my reasoning is based on the fact she's competing with stands that did pay the $120, and her parent was with her

if this kid was allowed to do this, next year all the stands would have been run by children

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17395764)
my reasoning is based on the fact she's competing with stands that did pay the $120, and her parent was with her

if this kid was allowed to do this, next year all the stands would have been run by children

So her parent should have stayed home and let the girl run it herself? Well, that's one way to push them into early adulthood.

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:56 AM

I think "mom" should have been tased & arrested too for violating child labor laws.

_Richard_ 08-06-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17395767)
So her parent should have stayed home and let the girl run it herself? Well, that's one way to push them into early adulthood.

again, i'm not arguing about the fact it's a kid running the stand, i'm just saying there is a difference between one lemonade stand on the street, and one set up at a fair

if it was a business without license, they would have gotten the fine for sure

Amputate Your Head 08-06-2010 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_ (Post 17395772)
again, i'm not arguing about the fact it's a kid running the stand, i'm just saying there is a difference between one lemonade stand on the street, and one set up at a fair

if it was a business without license, they would have gotten the fine for sure

But it's not a business. It's a 7 year old girl selling lemonade. Should the IRS crack down on her too? Does she need to be audited now? Make sure she's paying sales tax to the state, paying her share of unemployment, filing her quarterlys....

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 08-06-2010 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17395739)
i would have just set up a stand beside them, gave away the lemonade for free and sold advertising on the stand.

:1orglaugh

Adapt or die...

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-...nade-Stand.jpg

http://images.cheezburger.com/comple...6582898870.jpg

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Ayla_SquareTurtle 08-06-2010 12:30 PM

Sounds like mom wanted to make some money on crappy fake lemonade during the fair and decided to use her daughter as cover.

PurrrsianPussyKat 08-06-2010 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amputate your head (Post 17395528)
they should've tased her for good measure.

in the face!!!!!!!

gmr324 08-06-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

give lemonade away for free and collect 'tips'.
Interesting angle. Has to be some way to cut through the red tape


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