Any Catholics in here?
 

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee...


The first Catholic man tells his friends, "My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps, "My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."


The third Catholic gent says, "My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."


The fourth Catholic man then says, "My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."


Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well....?"

She proudly replies, "I have a daughter,

Slim,



Tall,



38D breast,



24" waist and



34" hips.



When she walks into a room, people say, "Oh My God."



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She needs to shave off that bush.

whats wrong with having a great Bush???!!! Love it, its refreshing:thumbsup:thumbsup

Nothin wrong with a big bush.

Good Catholic joke too :)

Nasty. I don't know how people go down on this shit. I would choke.

Sounds like you're doing it wrong....

just sent that to my father in law haha

For all you Catholics out there!

;)



Sally.

that's pretty good :1orglaugh

Sounds like you're too old.

I went to catholic schools growing up.

I haven't stepped into a church in years, and the last time I did it was for a wedding.

I wasn't choking on pussy bush at 14 damn sure not doing it in my old age. Maybe it has nothing to do with age. It's possible you're just an idiot that chokes on pussy hair.

Full of shit. Just like every other of your posts on this board. Nobody "goes down" on a girl at age of 14. Its just not in your system yet. Argue all you want idiot. Anthony was right. You're clueless.

I love that bush...

"Oh My God" is right / she's hot

You was the fat kid eh? Or you must have been or the poor stinky kid, which one was it?

At 14 I without question knew what eating pussy was like, just like I knew that getting my dick sucked was heaven. I ate that shit until my tongue didn't work back then just like I do today.

P.S. I'm still not the idiot that chokes on pussy hair, at any age...

do catholic girls generaly have hairy pie?

nice pic

shaving gets in the way of child bearing unfortunately

Loved it! ROLF!

Tom Lehrer is the shit.

A couple more of my favorites here -- "National Brotherhood Week" and "When You are Old and Gray".

Great, great stuff.

LOL, the best end for the joke.