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Ethersync 08-09-2010 05:02 PM

American gay flight attendant loses it - Grabbed beer, pulled the emergency chute and ran home to...
 
...get some ass?

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Airline Steward at JFK Pulls Emergency Chute, Flies Coop

A flight attendant ran out of patience on a plane that just landed at JFK on Monday afternoon, so he allegedly cursed a blue streak over the p.a. system, grabbed some beers, pulled the emergency chute, slid down and ran from the plane, sources said.

Jet Blue employee Steven Slater was working on Flight 1052 from Pittsburgh to Kennedy Airport, which landed at around 12 p.m., when he got into a verbal altercation with a passenger, law-enforcement sources said.

Following a heated exchange, the flight attendant told off the entire plane on the public address system, activated an emergency chute near the back of the plane and jumped down the evacuation slide and ran for it.

The argument began when one of the 100 passengers on the flight, got up early to get her luggage from an overhead compartment, according to sources. Slater told the passenger to sit back down -- but, as he approached, the woman continued to pull her belongings down and struck him in the head with her bag, authorities said.

Slater asked for an apology but the woman cursed him out, saying in effect "go f--k yourself" and calling him a "mo-fo," according to law enforcement sources who are still sorting out the specifics. Then Slater got on the flight's announcement system and allegedly cursed out everyone on the plane -- especially the person who mouthed off to him, according to law enforcement sources.

When his tirade was through, he then took a some beers from the galley and pulled the emergency chute and slid off the Embraer 190 plane. According to police sources, he threw his luggage down first and said something to the effect of "there goes 28 years," before he took the plunge.

After getting down the slide, Slater took off into the terminal, law-enforcement sources said.

Slater was later arrested at his home in Belle Harbor, Queens by Port Authority officials. He was found by police in a sexual embrace with his partner, sources said.
The steward was "having a bad day," sources said.

He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief, 1st- and 2nd-degree reckless endangerment and criminal trespass in the 3rd degree, according to a spokeswoman for Queens DA Richard Brown. Slater faces up to 7 years in prison if convicted.

No one was injured in the incident. JetBlue, in a statement, added, "At no time was the security or safety of our customers or crewmembers at risk."
http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local...100286494.html

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Riffhard 08-09-2010 05:42 PM

7 years? Lighten up folks.

dyna mo 08-09-2010 05:45 PM

good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

Ethersync 08-09-2010 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17403370)
good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

It's based on...

Swedish gay faces $1 million fine for driving 180 mph on Swiss highway

rogueteens 08-09-2010 06:19 PM

Having had the "pleasure" of a public service job in the past, i can fully understand his fustration. I don't think i could have lasted even half of his 28 years.

Grapesoda 08-09-2010 06:24 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 17403370)
good thing you emphasized his sexuality.

I'd rather get yelled by some creepy lady on a plane than butt fucked :helpme

dyna mo 08-09-2010 06:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Ethersync (Post 17403410)

doh, right over my head! :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 08-09-2010 06:46 PM

They should have beaten him. Studies show perps respond to beatings quite well.

sortie 08-09-2010 07:47 PM

If he had shouted "Allah Akbar" as he slid down the shoot then he would be charged
as a terrorist and get life in Guantanamo Bay.

jigg 08-09-2010 08:59 PM

god
after flying cross country twice recently the amount of morons on the planes is astounding, no wonder he snapped

Doesn't help that Delta flight attendants are mostly old and bitchy either

ottopottomouse 08-10-2010 03:52 AM

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He is being charged with 2nd-and 4th-degree criminal mischief
Can't they come up with a description that doesn't sound silly?

The Heron 08-10-2010 06:14 AM

He should have beat the shit out of the bitch first, I fucking hate people on planes that can't follow simple rules. You can't get off any faster cuntbutcket

Sly 08-10-2010 06:18 AM

He is not the first person to be cussed out by a customer, will not be the last. He was improperly treated by the customer, no doubt, but you have to be able to handle those sort of situations if you want to be in customer service. He snapped.

Prison or jail time is overkill. Pay a fine, do some community service. Funny thing is he will probably walk away from this with an airline settlement, LOL.

gmr324 08-10-2010 06:24 AM

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If he had shouted "Allah Akbar" as he slid down the shoot then he would be charged as a terrorist and get life in Guantanamo Bay.
You have to be careful with your wording these days when pulling a solo exit slide down the emergency chute


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