Stats Show iPhone Owners Get More Sex
 

To say that a cell phone can be used as a sex toy is ridiculous. Or is it?

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In other words, more tech geeks own non-Apple products. I think I'd side with them tyvm.

I'm sure if someone did a study, stupid people (including groups like jocks) have more sex than smart people (including groups like nerds), which wouldn't make me want to be stupid.

what??? U saying that someone beat me on the development of the new iPhone app I've been working on???

Someone already published the iDildo app???

Dat shit was supposed to be top secret! JEFF YOU MOTHAFUCKER come over to ICQ I need to talk to you in this VERY FUCKING MOMENT!

Duh. Everybody knows those gay guys fuck like rabbits.




(just kidding) :winkwink:

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The study never said who they're fucking. Usually wildebeests and grenades.

Women with iPhones seem to be whores. Duly noted.

Durrrr, women are attracted to expensive shiny shit, what a god damn break through...

ofcourse they do, it is much easier to get to craigslist via an iphone then any other handheld device.