My girlfriend rocks.
 

My girlfriend had never seen the movie Full Metal Jacket until we watched it together a few weeks ago. So last night I was going over to her place for dinner. She is part Thai so she has a lot of Asian features and a real exotic, hot look (I'm way out of my league with her). When I get to her house I walk in and she yells from the bedroom for me to have a seat, she will be right out. She starts up the music and comes strutting out in a tiny little skirt and tight top and re-enacts the scene where they are in Vietnam and hooker comes up and tells them, "Me so horny! Me love you long time!" She had the right song from the movie, looked the part and had the lines down pat.

I was impressed, laughing and turned on all at the same time.

Sorry no pics that I can share, she would kill me.

Here is the video from the movie for reference.

right on! you've come a long way since your rendevouz with that chick asking for money a while back.

That was such a strange and bizarre event. I guess one good thing came out of it. Whenever people start telling stories about odd wrong number phone calls they get it is pretty hard to beat mine. :)

pics or it didn't happen!!

Sounds like a keeper dude.

But did she sucky sucky?

Wait a second, you have a girlfriend with all those hot chicks living just 70 miles from you?

Strange.

She did they same thing for me but settled on my initial $5.00 counter offer.

LOL I was wondering where that extra money she had came from. . . She told me she was putting in some "overtime".

This was before I knew of this town full of hotties just 70 miles away. . . Once I make my pilgrimage there she will have to step up her game to keep me around :)

Not sure I remember this, was this when you ended up going to lunch with a girl who accidentally called you and then she gave you a sob story and asked for money?

yeah she called me by accident in the middle of the night. She had taken $400 from the till at the bar she worked at and gambled it away on video poker. She gave me a sob story and told me she was going to just pack her things and leave for a new city and start over. I eventually suggested she just come clean with her boss and throw herself at his mercy. He forgave her, let her keep her job and let her pay him back over time. She called back to thank me and offered to take me out to lunch to say thanks. I made a thread here about it and got a lot of opinions. Everything from people saying she'd rob and kill me to people telling me to bang her.

I ended up having lunch with her and it was no big deal. She was lonely woman who had a rough life and just wanted to say thanks. The entire thing was pretty surreal though.

So did her boyfriend steal your camera afterwards?

Which begot the following video/song:

LOL I actually asked her if a dude was going to come out of the bedroom and rob me. She had a good laugh at that.

pics or it didn't happen

That was a downer...

that is just too hot man! She sounds like a great girl and really open minded

Well I'm glad for you :)

thread is useless without home video

Damn, someone stole your camera too?

your girlfriend is a definite keeper. I agree that sharing the pics would be a deal killer for ya. smart move

"What do I get for ten dollars?"
"Anything you want".

The last time my wife said "anything you want" she was sorry the following the morning!

sounds like a keeper :thumbsup