You know the economy is fucked when
 

It's so bad that...

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Wives are having sex with their husbands because they can no longer afford batteries.

CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

I saw a Mormon with only one wife.

I bought a toaster oven and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America .

Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street " Wal-Mart Street ."

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.

The Treasure Island casino in Las Vegas is now managed by Somali pirates.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.

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thanks for the early morning laugh

hehehe, brighten the morning on this rainy day!

Haha :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh i like the batteries joke too :)

Thanks for the laugh, forwarded... :)

thanks for the laugh

pretty good :1orglaugh

That is funny stuff !

very funny list Paul. Thanks :)

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Hahaha too funny, thanks :1orglaugh

lol those are good

excellent :) thanks!

Thanks for the morning laugh :)

You're all welcome. :)

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that last one was great. Thanks I really needed the laugh today

thx 4 the laughs :thumbsup

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couple good ones :)

Brilliant

hehe those are good ones!

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I love the Angelina Jolie one...very funny stuff

funny hahaha :)