I am the ultimate male! < < < < < < <
 

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IN EVERY CATEGORY

• GOOD LOOKS
• PHYSIQUE
• STRENGTH
• SPEED
• IQ
• SUPERPOWERS
• IMMORTALITY
• SEX
• WIT
• CHARM
• WEALTH
• SOON TO EMPLOY 1 MILLION ONLINE STRIPPERS
• UNSTOPPABLE - you can't even correct my spelling, many have tried

He's everything you want, he's everything you need, he's everything inside of you
that you wish he could be. He says all the right things at exactly the right time,
but he means nothing to you and you don't know why.


Ladies post your topless shots here.

Love your manboobs...

looks great !

Anything for a sig spot :winkwink:

Bawhahahahahhaaahhaha

Stupid fucker. You just made me spit out beer all over my keyboard.

you spelled "wit" wrong.

the crazy house hasn't caught you yet?

Dude..... you're soft. Like a creme filled donut. :food-smil02

YEAHHHHHH Nice Titties Dude :thumbsup

:1orglaugh

You are the Ultimate Meatball. (so says Thunderlips)

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/hl-143...ultimate_male/

You said that pic was over ten years ago, and you were chubby back then.

The ultimate male in my opinion is one who:
1. Puts the toilet seat down after use.
2. Makes sure his partner orgasms first... before falling asleep!
3. Hands his sexual partner a napkin or towel after he decides that the best place to cum is on her face.
4. Will at least acknowledge with a smile or even a wink when checking out the breasts of an ample woman when caught!
5. Knows that not ever woman loves to have anal sex!
6. Knows when to call his lover a slut or whore and when not to!
7. The list goes on and on! Oh Yeah: Does his Hunny-Do-List before football season!!!

Sincerely,
Barbi Sinclair
BarbiSinclair.com

Fuck I got 1!!

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Don't be shy girls, post images not URLs

Can you fly?

No but Pegasus can.

One more

• BIGGER THAN MATT DAMON BEFORE CHRISTMAS

Im writing a book...

"no... its not you... its him..."

annoying faults you men have based on your astrological sign combos...

If it hits. I'll write a sequel...

"no... its not you... its her..."

just to be fair...


Sabby:)

My book title will be "Red Sunset In The East"

It's about keeping the toilet seat down for your girlfriend, then getting lambasted by your next girlfriend who wants it left up.

Im pisces.. I pretty much always know what everyone wants... I just dont ever know what I want.

So Im gonna write books. lol.


Sabby:)

you are totally nasty :)

define nasty.


Sabby:)

Sounds like the ultimate whipped pussy to me, that right there is insanity woman.

Pegasus is Greek mythology, that's mixing things up a bit.

And how can you suddenly decide to get taller before christmas?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

I'm can see how dating trannys would cause problems like this.

Homer: Well, Marge, self-improvement has always been a passion of
mine. Bring in the swear jar.
[turns off the light]
Do I have to pay if I hit my hand with a hammer?
Marge: Yes, Homer.
Homer: What if I catch on fire?
Marge: No, Homer.
Homer: What if I see something really weird in the sky?
Marge: Yes, Homer.
Homer: What about when we snuggle?
Marge: Mmm. That's okay.


Even Marge Simpson thinks a bit of verballing in bed is OK! :thumbsup

I think manboob size can be decreased by dieting. Good luck.

Those manboobs pump up after benching 120kg for a hour.

The only thing women notice more is big quads in tight shorts.

Yes women go for pecs like Oprah on a ham, especially big tit women!

So show us ya tits girls... last chance before you get drained out when Adam goes public

post pics of your tight shorts.

You did say shorts right?

Sorry, I don't date men who have bigger tits than I do.

How big are yours? +10% Camgirls.com cut for a look!


I mean when Camgirls.com finally goes solo site.

I tried... but it's just another lamo thread.

Adam hasn't seen Eve in 12 years and can't even see some tit in a pornstar forum :xmas-smil

You two nutjobs would be perfect for each other. I would know, I'm uno(The One).

details.. :thumbsup

Oh and OP is batshit

WOW! I say the words "lamo thread" and look at the 2 that showed up!

That's ok, I don't date Angelina Jolie lookalikes holding a knife in their avatar!

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:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :pimp

Make me dude!

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u are a fat fuck

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh lol

^^^proof that no guy is ever good enough for women. The female brain is illogical and completely messed up.

the sad thing is that if a female ever found a guy who had all of that they would either, 1. get bored with him a couple weeks later, or 2. Change the items on their "want list" which he would no longer fit. They don't know what they want and change their minds often.

You and your twin brother LC will rule the world one day

Thats me!!

when would that be appropriate for you to call your lover a slut or a whore?