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slayer69 08-21-2010 07:07 PM

Pattaya thailand
 
I am thinking of renting a apt there near Jomtien Beach.

Any advice/tips? Anyone living there?

Cheers!

gaffg 08-21-2010 07:11 PM

watch out for ladyboys and don't get drunk

zoddy 08-21-2010 07:14 PM

1. Look around there are lots of good deals
2. Go to the local sales offices they always have engligh people to show you around
3. Dont commit to long term, 3 months at most, then you can pick up and leave with one month damage deposit and go somewhere else. and you will want that if you get into a relationship with a Thai girl , sometimes the only way to get rid of them is to move out
4. Make sure the electric and water is controlled by the government and not the landlord, landlord can rip you off
5. Avoid having a place right beside a bar. at first I thought it was fun because the girls would come out and greet you everytime you went home... but after a while it became insane i couldnt even go to the store without getting girls crawling all over me... haha i know boo hoo you had girls wanting sex with you ...but sometimes u just want to go to the damn store!!!!
6. Get AC or you are going to die, find a place with newer AC units those old AC units are expensive


oh yeah if u are going to do porn get yourself a VPN, encrypt your shit and keep your mouth shut on what you do.

slayer69 08-21-2010 07:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zoddy (Post 17432496)
1. Look around there are lots of good deals
2. Go to the local sales offices they always have engligh people to show you around
3. Dont commit to long term, 3 months at most, then you can pick up and leave with one month damage deposit and go somewhere else. and you will want that if you get into a relationship with a Thai girl , sometimes the only way to get rid of them is to move out
4. Make sure the electric and water is controlled by the government and not the landlord, landlord can rip you off
5. Avoid having a place right beside a bar. at first I thought it was fun because the girls would come out and greet you everytime you went home... but after a while it became insane i couldnt even go to the store without getting girls crawling all over me... haha i know boo hoo you had girls wanting sex with you ...but sometimes u just want to go to the damn store!!!!
6. Get AC or you are going to die, find a place with newer AC units those old AC units are expensive


oh yeah if u are going to do porn get yourself a VPN, encrypt your shit and keep your mouth shut on what you do.

Thx for the tips!

slayer69 08-21-2010 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by gamingaffiliatesguide (Post 17432493)
watch out for ladyboys and don't get drunk

hahahaha

Pics Traffic 08-21-2010 07:38 PM

Go to Samui. Why the fuck people stay it that dump?

Chosen 08-21-2010 09:15 PM

Pattaya is not the best place to live in Thailand...

opflix 08-21-2010 09:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slow Roosevelt (Post 17432537)
Go to Samui. Why the fuck people stay it that dump?

its a black hole of sin, an abyss of beautiful cheap whores, a nightmare for wives and families, the last low cost whore mongers' paradise in the world. :2 cents:

scubadiver626 08-21-2010 11:03 PM

Be careful who you give your cell number too, or you get calls at all hours. 2 Sim cards is usually smart.

Paul Markham 08-22-2010 12:24 AM

If you're going to shoot porn.
Don't shoot it where you live. Hire a hotel for a night to do that.

mafia_man 08-22-2010 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17432790)
If you're going to shoot porn.
Don't shoot it where you live. Hire a hotel for a night to do that.

I wouldn't shoot porn in Thailand period. But if you are going to do it make sure you have the right contacts and take more precautions than suggested above.

Personally I'd run the girls over the border, it's hassle I know but you will be safer in Cambodia.

gaffg 08-22-2010 03:06 AM

do get a vpn for your work

maybe better to go to a real beach town like phuket where you can still get your girls but if you want maximum sleeze Pattaya is the place

The Duck 08-22-2010 03:15 AM

Always check for junk in the trunk before you take a drive.

Michael O 08-22-2010 04:11 AM

2-4 weeks in Pattaya is more than enough for a bit of fun, then you will get sick and tired of the BS, scam and so on especially if you have experienced other parts of Thailand, some love the place others hate it. I stay in Thailand now and have no plans on ever going to Pattaya again.

If you are planning on staying in Thailand for more than 1-2 months get a hotel room first and try out if Pattaya is for you, you can get a 1 bedroom room for $1K a month with no problems.

sojproductions 08-22-2010 04:42 AM

was there last weekend, how anybody can stay for more than a week is beyond me! brilliant fun but too much all the time. Prefer phuket, full on in places but relaxed in others.

quiet 08-22-2010 04:50 AM

i fucking hate Pattaya. if you are not there for whores, go to the far southern islands along the adaman sea (near Lankawi). so awesome.

slayer69 08-22-2010 06:11 AM

arrived today. Have a sick hostel in Jomtien Beach area. Super clean + Cheap. Thai people are all smiles and I can eat well for less than $5 per day. Not really into dealing with the whores unless I get fucking wrecked which is not my plan. I felt Jomtien Beach was my best bet since it's outside of central and I can get wrk done....So far so good. Might pony up for a month - after that I might check out Samui :)

Mr. Cool Ice 08-22-2010 06:17 AM

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Originally Posted by slayer69 (Post 17433092)
I can eat well for less than $5 per day.

That is amazingly cheap. Is it good?

gaffg 08-22-2010 06:45 AM

it is tough to spend money there. Always bargain when you buy things

maxxtro 08-22-2010 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayer69 (Post 17432486)
Any advice/tips?

Keep your hand on the wallet :winkwink:


slayer69 08-22-2010 06:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 17433096)
That is amazingly cheap. Is it good?

So fucking cheap here. Can't believe it. If you don't slam the whores or piss your money away at the pub you can live easily here for $5 day. Massive rooms for under $400/month. After just leaving HKG i need a bit of space...

Michael O 08-22-2010 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slayer69 (Post 17433159)
So fucking cheap here. Can't believe it. If you don't slam the whores or piss your money away at the pub you can live easily here for $5 day. Massive rooms for under $400/month. After just leaving HKG i need a bit of space...

I rent a 1400 sqm house close to the center of a city of 30-40K people I pay less than $150 a month but then comes TV, electric, water and so on but all in all its very cheap :)
It is very cheap here and more so if you avoid the tourist spots. Food that cost 30 baht at the food stall in Pattaya cost 20 baht here.
Here a large Leo or Chang in a farang place costs 60 Baht, in a local spot it costs 50/45 baht :D I know the wholesale price and its not much more than a 5 baht profit for them.

MaDalton 08-22-2010 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maxxtro (Post 17433152)
Keep your hand on the wallet :winkwink:


jeez, how annoying

asianseekerz 08-22-2010 07:21 AM

cool its looks so fun to stay long in pattaya tahiland grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

EliteWebmaster 08-22-2010 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by opflix (Post 17432644)
its a black hole of sin, an abyss of beautiful cheap whores, a nightmare for wives and families, the last low cost whore mongers' paradise in the world. :2 cents:

Abyss of beautiful whores? Whores, yes but beautiful, not really. 1 out of 20 maybe at best. The rest are just garbage disposal type. I find better looking whores at trailer parks :1orglaugh

slayer69 08-22-2010 07:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433176)
I rent a 1400 sqm house close to the center of a city of 30-40K people I pay less than $150 a month but then comes TV, electric, water and so on but all in all its very cheap :)
It is very cheap here and more so if you avoid the tourist spots. Food that cost 30 baht at the food stall in Pattaya cost 20 baht here.
Here a large Leo or Chang in a farang place costs 60 Baht, in a local spot it costs 50/45 baht :D I know the wholesale price and its not much more than a 5 baht profit for them.

shhhhhiiiiitttt. looks like you struck gold. I am still new to Thailand. Big country plenty of time for trial and error.

Michael O 08-22-2010 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by slayer69 (Post 17433214)
shhhhhiiiiitttt. looks like you struck gold. I am still new to Thailand. Big country plenty of time for trial and error.

Sorry square feet, 130-140 sqm house.

Enjoy Pattaya for a few weeks then try to see something else, Thailand has so many much better things to offer.
I love it here, I planned on spending 6 months in Pattaya but after a month I had it and looked elsewhere.

slayer69 08-22-2010 08:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433229)
Sorry square feet, 130-140 sqm house.

Enjoy Pattaya for a few weeks then try to see something else, Thailand has so many much better things to offer.
I love it here, I planned on spending 6 months in Pattaya but after a month I had it and looked elsewhere.


Cool. appreciate the insight :thumbsup

Agent 488 08-22-2010 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433176)
I rent a 1400 sqm house close to the center of a city of 30-40K people I pay less than $150 a month but then comes TV, electric, water and so on but all in all its very cheap :)
It is very cheap here and more so if you avoid the tourist spots. Food that cost 30 baht at the food stall in Pattaya cost 20 baht here.
Here a large Leo or Chang in a farang place costs 60 Baht, in a local spot it costs 50/45 baht :D I know the wholesale price and its not much more than a 5 baht profit for them.

how would one go about finding a place like that? any guides or boards?

Pics Traffic 08-22-2010 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433176)
I rent a 1400 sqm house close to the center of a city of 30-40K people I pay less than $150 a month but then comes TV, electric, water and so on but all in all its very cheap :)
It is very cheap here and more so if you avoid the tourist spots. Food that cost 30 baht at the food stall in Pattaya cost 20 baht here.
Here a large Leo or Chang in a farang place costs 60 Baht, in a local spot it costs 50/45 baht :D I know the wholesale price and its not much more than a 5 baht profit for them.

OH Chang ! That got me in trouble few times.

_Richard_ 08-22-2010 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by slayer69 (Post 17433263)
Cool. appreciate the insight :thumbsup

reading the news of pattaya is a funny, and scary, pastime

lots of suicides apparently lol

amateurbfs 08-22-2010 09:33 AM

whores are fun for 1 week max, and usually only if you're new to the whore thing.

Kiopa_Matt 08-22-2010 10:49 AM

My only question would be, why would you ever want to live in Pattaya? I've spent loads of time in Pattaya, and currently live in a city in Issan. After experiencing things up here, I couldn't ever imagine going back to that sleaze infested shithole.

Really, come on up to Issan, as it's WAY better. You don't have to constantly look over your shoulder, and wonder whether or not you're getting scammed / fucked. If you're just looking for cheap hookers, then no worries. You can easily find people up here to fuck you for $35. Then again, if that's the only reason you're coming, maybe it's best not to come, and just stay in Pattaya. It's available, but I don't ever indulge in it, as I'm already in a long-term relationship.

Really though, Issan is great, and I love it up here. Used to live in a luxury condo in downtown Vancouver, hanging out with rich guys all the time, etc. If I had to choose, I'll take Issan over Vancouver any day. Much better life.

Kiopa_Matt 08-22-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433176)
I rent a 1400 sqm house close to the center of a city of 30-40K people I pay less than $150 a month but then comes TV, electric, water and so on but all in all its very cheap :)
It is very cheap here and more so if you avoid the tourist spots. Food that cost 30 baht at the food stall in Pattaya cost 20 baht here.
Here a large Leo or Chang in a farang place costs 60 Baht, in a local spot it costs 50/45 baht :D I know the wholesale price and its not much more than a 5 baht profit for them.

So, where are ya? I get large bottle of Leo for 45 baht here. Sounds like you're in Issan somewhere too. :-)

Same with you as rent. Nice, 2 storey, 4 bedroom, 2 bathroom house, large patio, kitchen, etc... for $150/month. Then maybe another $150/month (at most) for bills, and that's it. Yet, we still manage to spend a good $3500/month. :disgust

joshuawk 08-22-2010 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433176)
I rent a 1400 sqm house close to the center of a city of 30-40K people I pay less than $150 a month but then comes TV, electric, water and so on but all in all its very cheap :)
It is very cheap here and more so if you avoid the tourist spots. Food that cost 30 baht at the food stall in Pattaya cost 20 baht here.
Here a large Leo or Chang in a farang place costs 60 Baht, in a local spot it costs 50/45 baht :D I know the wholesale price and its not much more than a 5 baht profit for them.


where u at michael? I live in Bangkok, but am considering Khon Kaen, or Chiang Rai

you used to help me with my epass a lot..:)

Antonio 08-22-2010 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17433229)
Sorry square feet, 130-140 sqm house.


I was about to ask if you made a typo - 1500sqm is huge

Mr. Cool Ice 08-22-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 17433205)
Abyss of beautiful whores? Whores, yes but beautiful, not really. 1 out of 20 maybe at best. The rest are just garbage disposal type. I find better looking whores at trailer parks :1orglaugh

I agree with this. It seems Pattaya attracts the lower end for just about everyone, including tourists. I spent a few days there and ran back to southern Thailand as quickly as I could. Never seen so many skank whores and toothless drunken Brits in all my life. High expectations for the place but I was let down.

Paul Markham 08-22-2010 12:13 PM

Learn to say "Give me the Thai price" it will raise a few eyebrows, make them laugh and save you money.

Thais have 2 prices lists for everything. LOL

DWB 08-22-2010 12:15 PM

Pattaya is a shit hole full of the worst Thais and foreigners. If I wasn't shooting here exploiting their STD riddled whores, I would never set foot in this dump. Now with the influx of Arab and Indian whore mongers, it has gone from bad to worse, which is impressive because I didn't think that was possible after the Russians invaded, overpaying for everything and shooting the prices up.

Best thing that can happen to Pattaya is one of these dirty Arabs blows himself up in the middle of Walking Street with a suitcase Nuke. Someone needs to press the reset button on Thailand's toilet. Hell, I'd ever sacrifice my own life to help it happen and take a 10,000 wretched Thais with me. Give me a Nuke and I'll put an end to the wretched misery in this God forsaken shit dump.

But if you want to know how I really feel about it, hit me up on ICQ. lol

DWB 08-22-2010 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 17433691)
Learn to say "Give me the Thai price" it will raise a few eyebrows, make them laugh and save you money.

Thais have 2 prices lists for everything. LOL

They do and fuck them. Dirty, stinky, woman beating dirt bags. I was hoping for a higher H1N1 casualty number but it didn't happen. :Oh crap

Slappin Fish 08-22-2010 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr. Cool Ice (Post 17433583)
...and toothless drunken Brits in all my life.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I still liked Pattaya until the Brits descended in droves and cannibalized the place, just like they cannibalize everywhere they go, south of spain, greek islands, Cyprus..now thailand.

mafia_man 08-22-2010 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RDFrame (Post 17433545)
My only question would be, why would you ever want to live in Pattaya? I've spent loads of time in Pattaya, and currently live in a city in Issan. After experiencing things up here, I couldn't ever imagine going back to that sleaze infested shithole.

Really, come on up to Issan, as it's WAY better. You don't have to constantly look over your shoulder, and wonder whether or not you're getting scammed / fucked. If you're just looking for cheap hookers, then no worries. You can easily find people up here to fuck you for $35. Then again, if that's the only reason you're coming, maybe it's best not to come, and just stay in Pattaya. It's available, but I don't ever indulge in it, as I'm already in a long-term relationship.

Really though, Issan is great, and I love it up here. Used to live in a luxury condo in downtown Vancouver, hanging out with rich guys all the time, etc. If I had to choose, I'll take Issan over Vancouver any day. Much better life.

I lived in Surin for a month and it was boring as fuck. I prefer Bangkok myself, it's a good balance of everything I need.

WebAdultSolution 08-23-2010 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Chosen (Post 17432640)
Pattaya is not the best place to live in Thailand...


Agree!!! Was there last year....spend there almost month...it was enough to understand that it is not the best place to live in Thailand

Kiopa_Matt 08-23-2010 02:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man (Post 17433746)
I lived in Surin for a month and it was boring as fuck. I prefer Bangkok myself, it's a good balance of everything I need.

Never been to Surin myself, and I guess it all depends on who you are, and what your life is like. Bangkok I'm sure is great. It's a huge metropolis, so you can get anything & everything you want there. Whatever kind of lifestyle you want, it's there.

I live in Khon Kaen myself, and I love it here. To be honest, I couldn't imagine ever going back to downtown Vancouver. Personally, I'm never bored at all. I work all day, then something always comes up late afternoon / night. Whether I just hang out with a couple friends for beers and pool, or we have a good 20 man party here, or go somewhere else for a party, or whatever... there's always something going on.

And good people too. Genuine Thais... not the sleaze buckets you find in Pattaya.

gaffg 08-23-2010 02:23 PM

thai360 is a good forum

mafia_man 08-23-2010 10:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RDFrame (Post 17436158)
I live in Khon Kaen myself, and I love it here. To be honest, I couldn't imagine ever going back to downtown Vancouver. Personally, I'm never bored at all. I work all day, then something always comes up late afternoon / night. Whether I just hang out with a couple friends for beers and pool, or we have a good 20 man party here, or go somewhere else for a party, or whatever... there's always something going on.

And good people too. Genuine Thais... not the sleaze buckets you find in Pattaya.

A lot of the girls I've met online are from Khon Kaen, it's somewhere I want to visit next time I go.

Is Vancouver really that bad? I had my heart set on leaving the UK and Vancouver and Portland, OR were on my shortlist.

slayer69 08-24-2010 12:02 AM

Yeah. This place is fucked. Strange seeing old dudes and fucking losers walking around with thai chicks. haha. Central pattaya makes me want to puke from the stink. Jomtien Beach is better than central - not as much filth and cheap rent.

Michael O 08-24-2010 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RDFrame (Post 17436158)
Never been to Surin myself, and I guess it all depends on who you are, and what your life is like. Bangkok I'm sure is great. It's a huge metropolis, so you can get anything & everything you want there. Whatever kind of lifestyle you want, it's there.

I live in Khon Kaen myself, and I love it here. To be honest, I couldn't imagine ever going back to downtown Vancouver. Personally, I'm never bored at all. I work all day, then something always comes up late afternoon / night. Whether I just hang out with a couple friends for beers and pool, or we have a good 20 man party here, or go somewhere else for a party, or whatever... there's always something going on.

And good people too. Genuine Thais... not the sleaze buckets you find in Pattaya.

I live in Sisaket and I can only agree with everything you said.

DWB 08-24-2010 03:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Michael O (Post 17437188)
I live in Sisaket and I can only agree with everything you said.

Damn man, you went off the grid.

A lot of old Khmer culture in that area. :thumbsup

Michael O 08-24-2010 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17433280)
how would one go about finding a place like that? any guides or boards?

If its out in the sticks there are no real estate agents but most is handled by word of mouth I went to one of the local watering holes for foreigners and asked around and the owner's wife helped us out and that seems to be how most people do it, always someone that have lived there forever that knows everything and many of the foreigners here at least are always willing to share info.


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