When the barber's junk grazes your arm...
 

Are they unaware that it is happening or is every barber gay for me? Keep ur damn nut sack off my shoulder pal

You let dudes cut your hair? Fuck that... only hot chicks cut mine.

I don't use a male barber.

I've used both. I like the hot shave around the neck and ears. I don't know of any female stylists who do that.

I like when the female barbers press their tits on me.

Maybe you just give off that gay vibe?

Hot woman everyway for me. Nice head massage, trim, then onto the haircut. Plus my local place serves free alcohol and food. Cost's a fortune but I get a 60% discount so it brings it down a fair bit in price. :)

You could at least give him a little rub since you're already cozied up to his nutsack. :Oh crap

yea, ive only had the tits on my shoulder thing... how the fuck can a guy cut your hair anyway if his junk is hitting yoru shoulder.... that just dosnt sound right...

i prefered girls - but nowadays it's pretty pointless for me :-/


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My ex used to cut my hair at her salon. She had DD's and I'd usually take her to happy hour after my haircut which lead to sexy time. Unfortunately, I live 1800 miles from there. I go to a barber shop that has personal LCD TVs for every station and they have free soda and bottled water. They have shoe shines and hot shaves. They do a good job and its only 17 bucks. Just as good as any $50+ haircut I got at a salon in Chicago.

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Cut your own hair.
Touch your own junk.
Flowbee.

yea - 17 bucks for all that is nice. Shit i pay 15 and dont get the extras...however... i deal with boobs and not nutts :pimp so were even :thumbsup

:1orglaugh Is there a mini-Flowbee for pubes?

I've only ever used it on my head, lmao. I've seen trimmers they sell on tv for bikini areas though actually.

They do it on purpose. Watch don't mess with the Zohan. You should worry when his junk is perched on your shoulder like a pirate's parrot. rrrrrr

Word. I don't pay to get mine cut either, but it would be a chick if I did.

One a week, 5 minutes with the trimmers & #2 guard... mission haircut: complete.

:1orglaugh I bet your haircut sucks

standard military haircut. it's the best one of all. lowest maintenance there is. even lower maintenance than the bald dudes.... they gotta shave the dome every day or get stubble. :2 cents:

Are you in the military? If not, then you have a bad haircut :1orglaugh

was.

sorry if my hair-do isn't to your liking, but I have more important things to do than spend my mornings primping my hair in the mirror like a girl.

I thought only hot chicks cut your hair :1orglaugh

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They do... off & on. In the winter months I usually go and pay for a haircut, in the summer... high & tight.

same here.

salons is the new 'black', gentlemen

I have a guy that does my hair or a girl if he is not available, but he never rubbed his junk on me as of yet....and he is gay :1orglaugh

I have to admit, I like when she cuts my hair because I can always count on some titty rubbing my ear or feeling her crotch on my elbow :thumbsup

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When I was a kid (12-13) my mom used to bring me to this really hot lady to cut my hair. She used to rub all up on my arm. I used to love getting haircuts. There are a lot of gay mail hairstylists out there. You might be getting a legit nut rub.

Male barbers are creepy. How do you wake up one day and say, "I want to cut other guys' hair for a living?" I suspect they are mostly closest homos.

I don't use barber at all :pimp

yea, no kidding... :2 cents:

The only time I had a male barber is when my mom would drag me to the barber shop when I was 10 years old..that was over 30 years ago