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epitome 08-30-2010 08:04 PM

Don't fuck with me!
 
Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.

SallyRand 08-30-2010 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17453910)
Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.

OK, I'll bite. Are you going to fill US in on the details or not?

Sally.

Spunky 08-30-2010 08:06 PM

He didn't satisfy your needs?

Amputate Your Head 08-30-2010 08:07 PM

my wife did that to me the other night.... smacked me right in the nose with her diamond ring at 4 am and made a nice cut. :(

AdPatron 08-30-2010 08:07 PM

Not buying it without a photo.

Semi-Retired-Dave 08-30-2010 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17453910)
Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.

If you are that strong in your sleep and have good aim, I would hate to see what you are like fully awake. :1orglaugh

Did he punch you back, or just got back to sleep?

fatfoo 08-30-2010 08:11 PM

The unfortunate were maimed.

halfpint 08-30-2010 08:12 PM

Damm I would rather my wife punched me in the face instead of fucking snoring and farting all the time its driving me crazy

Amputate Your Head 08-30-2010 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 17453930)
Damm I would rather my wife punched me in the face instead of fucking snoring and farting all the time its driving me crazy

http://puresleep.com


http://www.beanogas.com

Sabby 08-30-2010 08:15 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17453910)
Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half.

He woke up while I was pulling my fist back, asked me why I did that I just rolled over.

I didn't know I did it until I woke up and he filled me in on the details.

For the record, I have no ill feelings towards him and would never purposely punch him in the face.



I read an article a few months ago an old fucker killed his wife in his sleep..

He was aquitted. They have a name for this disorder.


Sabby:)

halfpint 08-30-2010 08:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17453935)

yeah we have disussed about having an op to stop the snoring so im hoping that she will have it done But when she was younger she never snored it just seems to have got realy bad now she is older

Amputate Your Head 08-30-2010 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by halfpint (Post 17453949)
yeah we have disussed about having an op to stop the snoring so im hoping that she will have it done But when she was younger she never snored it just seems to have got realy bad now she is older

the puresleep mouthpiece really works. i used to have to sleep on a different floor in the house because my wife snored so loudly. now there isn't a peep.

don't know anything about the beano though... just seen their commercials.

halfpint 08-30-2010 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17453957)
the puresleep mouthpiece really works. i used to have to sleep on a different floor in the house because my wife snored so loudly. now there isn't a peep.

don't know anything about the beano though... just seen their commercials.

Ill show it to my wife and see what she thinks about it

thanks for the links :)

Jdoughs 08-30-2010 08:27 PM

More anal will keep her quiet halfpint, you just have to dig deeper.

halfpint 08-30-2010 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17453962)
More anal will keep her quiet halfpint, you just have to dig deeper.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh thats a no no for her.. damm she would really bitch slap me if I tried that

DigitalTheory 08-30-2010 08:34 PM

I have done that before :(

epitome 08-30-2010 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave (Post 17453923)
If you are that strong in your sleep and have good aim, I would hate to see what you are like fully awake. :1orglaugh

Did he punch you back, or just got back to sleep?

Sadly, in real life I am a real softy. I'm actually quite shocked I did that much damage. Maybe I had some suppressed rage or something.

I was probably having a vivid nightmare and he is in the way.

He did not punch me back ... he says its because I'm old and he didn't want to hurt me. He reminds me of the decade between us every chance he gets. :1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 08-30-2010 08:37 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17453987)
Sadly, in real life I am a real softy. I'm actually quite shocked I did that much damage. Maybe I had some suppressed rage or something.

I was probably having a vivid nightmare and he is in the way.

He did not punch me back ... he says its because I'm old and he didn't want to hurt me. He reminds me of the decade between us every chance he gets. :1orglaugh

was it a crown or did you actually break enamel?

epitome 08-30-2010 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17453938)
I read an article a few months ago an old fucker killed his wife in his sleep..

He was aquitted. They have a name for this disorder.


Sabby:)

I'll have to file that away in the back of my mind for future use. :1orglaugh

I've never done something like this before. I am usually pretty still in my sleep. In fact, some nights I stay on my back in one spot the entire night and I know it because it's when I wake up with a stiff back.

I also do not remember 95% of my dreams. I know I have them -- we all do -- but I rarely remember them and hardly ever wake up from them.

icymelon 08-30-2010 08:41 PM

something is bothering you

Amputate Your Head 08-30-2010 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17453996)
I also do not remember 95% of my dreams. I know I have them -- we all do -- but I rarely remember them and hardly ever wake up from them.

crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

too much lsd as a youngster i guess.

epitome 08-30-2010 08:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17453989)
was it a crown or did you actually break enamel?

The tooth in front of the fang on the left side of his face is now much shorter. He'll get it fixed but it doesn't look too horribly bad in the meantime. It kind of looks like he just has a tooth that didn't grow in right.

He already has very weak/soft teeth; gets it from his mothers side and all of the kids are like that. I on the other hand have super strong teeth -- if it was him punching me in his sleep the damage probably wouldn't have been as severe.

Sabby 08-30-2010 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17453996)
I'll have to file that away in the back of my mind for future use. :1orglaugh

I've never done something like this before. I am usually pretty still in my sleep. In fact, some nights I stay on my back in one spot the entire night and I know it because it's when I wake up with a stiff back.

I also do not remember 95% of my dreams. I know I have them -- we all do -- but I rarely remember them and hardly ever wake up from them.

I've filed this away never to sleep with u also.

My dreams are very vivid. I actually can contol them. I always know if Im dreaming... I cant always wake up... but I can leave the dream and "change channels".



Sabby:)

epitome 08-30-2010 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17454000)
crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

I only remember one recurring nightmare that I used to have as a kid.

It's my Dad driving and my Mom in the front seat. We're going over a one lane bridge that is miles long and hundreds of feet above the water (in my dream it always looked like the bridge going to the Florida Keys but one lane wide). There are jersey walls but they are only about 2" from the side mirrors and they are not secured. In my dream, if my father just slightly bumped one of them then we'd go over the edge and who knows what ... I always woke up. Oh and to make things more difficult, there were curves on the bridge.

epitome 08-30-2010 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Sabby (Post 17454006)
I've filed this away never to sleep with u also.

My dreams are very vivid. I actually can contol them. I always know if Im dreaming... I cant always wake up... but I can leave the dream and "change channels".



Sabby:)

I've spent about 5 years of my life sleeping next to someone every night and this is the first time I've ever done something like this. I hope it's the last time. We're getting a good laugh out of it in my house but I still feel like shit.

Controlling dreams would be cool.

ottopottomouse 08-31-2010 03:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17454000)
crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

too much lsd as a youngster i guess.

I've had dreams that were so real I have ended up asking people about what happened in them :Oh crap

bbobby86 08-31-2010 04:46 AM

Last night in my sleep, I punched my boyfriend in the face and broke his tooth in half... :) :) :)...

damnage 08-31-2010 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17454000)
crazy.... i remember dreams from years ago, still in detail. and i always dream in full color.
sometimes it's easy for me to not know if i'm dreaming or not... and i have to "do something" in my dream to know if it's real or a dream.... like, make cutout desk holes disappear by waving my hand. I'll dream things like, normal everyday life.... answering the doorbell, signing for a UPS package.... dreams and reality often merge for me.

too much lsd as a youngster i guess.

Same, it can be very disconcerting :Oh crap


Thats my reason for not doing drugs, i'm zonked out as it is :1orglaugh

michael.kickass 08-31-2010 07:31 AM

pics of the tooth or it didn't happen


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