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GTS Mark 09-05-2010 03:58 PM

So a man is dating 3 women...
 
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.

The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.

Randy West 09-05-2010 04:18 PM

FTW!
http://c4.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/i...679db739d7.jpg

Vick! 09-05-2010 04:21 PM

lol .. i chuckled.

What else do you expect from us men.

FlexxAeon 09-05-2010 04:21 PM

where's the punchline?

oh wait....

woj 09-05-2010 04:23 PM

heh .........

PornMD 09-05-2010 04:45 PM

Boobs = best tiebreaker ever.

pornguy 09-05-2010 04:55 PM

Yep thats about how it works.

born2blog 09-05-2010 05:00 PM

haha should have seen that one coming

GTS Mark 09-05-2010 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 17471234)

Hahahaha I forgot I had a myspace page! Thanks for reminding me to delete it. ;-)

Gordon1 09-05-2010 05:08 PM

hahhahha smart men . :)

fitzmulti 09-05-2010 05:12 PM

LOL! Nice!

chaze 09-05-2010 06:23 PM

lol funny

HomerSimpson 09-05-2010 06:24 PM

old one...

8char...

WinstonTriplexcash 09-05-2010 08:26 PM

hahaha, funny shit, he married the 1st one if the total makeover included breast augmentations.

Chosen 09-06-2010 02:02 AM

:love-boob

bbobby86 09-06-2010 02:35 AM

smart man... boobs wins always...

Django 09-06-2010 04:50 AM

lucky man

Altwebdesign 09-06-2010 04:54 AM

lmao! Fair play, wasn't expecting that blunt ending lol!

ottopottomouse 09-06-2010 05:26 AM

Funny .

seeandsee 09-06-2010 05:33 AM

OURRRRRR he did it right

Kenny B! 09-06-2010 05:35 AM

Wow that's an old one! Funny though

gmr324 09-06-2010 06:51 AM

didn't see that ending coming....good one


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