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garce 09-07-2010 11:17 AM

I'm drunk and I'm going grocery shopping.
 
What should I buy?

Be back in a couple of hours.

Matyko 09-07-2010 11:28 AM

:pimp -=- an ounce of K2 -=- :pimp

Amputate Your Head 09-07-2010 11:31 AM

bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy. :)

RyuLion 09-07-2010 11:34 AM

lols.........
make sure you're chewing gum and wear sunglasses..

2intense 09-07-2010 11:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17476407)
bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy. :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 12:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17476407)
bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy. :)

:thumbsup


Or stick to the 6pack of stella & one ofthose ready cooked chickens.... done :winkwink:


We have just got back from the supermarket, well, 2 hours ago.... I bought quality coleslaw... So nice with grated cheese, tomato, lettuce & cucumber in a fresh white roll :pimp

HomerSimpson 09-07-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17476600)
:thumbsup
Or stick to the 6pack of stella & one ofthose ready cooked chickens.... done :winkwink:

mmmmhhhh stella
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

SBJ 09-07-2010 12:24 PM

haha i use to pay cab drivers ungodly amounts to take me to walmart after the bar to get groceries sometimes. One thing I found is that the next day I would have 2 or 3 t-bones and tons of junk food that sounded good when i was drunk but would prolly never eat unless i'm drunk.. oh yeah if i got there before the time of night they stopped selling alcohol i would come home with cases of beer, grey goose and red bull even if i already had both at home.. :1orglaugh

drinking and shopping is like shopping for food when you are hungry... Don't do it!! :winkwink:

uno 09-07-2010 12:28 PM

Starting off kind of early eh? Hit me up on icq garce!

garce 09-07-2010 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by uno (Post 17476659)
Starting off kind of early eh? Hit me up on icq garce!

I've been up for about 24 hours. I'm starting late! I ain't got no ICQ anymore, but you can hit me up at garce at garce dot org

garce 09-07-2010 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17476407)
bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy. :)

You were actually pretty close :)

Bananas
Strawberries
Blueberries. I didn't see any blackberries - would have been a good idea.
Three different yogurts for the picky bitches that live here, Vanilla included.
Skim milk

Already have vanilla and ice, but I'll stick with my blender :)

And I got six Stella, but not at the grocery - can't buy beer at the grocery store up here.

All in all it cost me $380 to fee these miserable fuckers for a couple of weeks.

zeuse 09-07-2010 02:15 PM

You forgot toilet paper, get your coat.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-07-2010 02:21 PM

drunk shopping is probably smarter than stoned shopping

garce 09-07-2010 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zeuse (Post 17477155)
You forgot toilet paper, get your coat.

I buy it bulk at Canadian Tire around the corner. Besides, I don't need a coat. Its warm out.

ArsewithClass 09-07-2010 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HomerSimpson (Post 17476611)
mmmmhhhh stella
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

You piss head :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-07-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17477175)
drunk shopping is probably smarter than stoned shopping

i do well stoned shopping... but then ganja never gives me "munchies" either. :)

Spunky 09-07-2010 04:21 PM

Another 24 of beers

The Porn Nerd 09-07-2010 07:26 PM

Next time you go out, get me some cinnamon Life cereal with 2% milk. And some Betty Crocker brownie mix, for the ganja brownies I'm making. And some paper clips. Thankx. :)

fatfoo 09-07-2010 07:31 PM

Buy your own theme music at the grocery store.
Get theme music free if they like you for some reason.

Imortyl Pussycat 09-07-2010 07:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17476407)
bananas
raspberries
blackberries
strawberries
vanilla yogurt
2% milk
vanilla extract
ice
blender
plastic cup
portable generator
gasoline

when you get in the parking lot after your purchase:

1. fill the generator with gasoline
2. start generator
3. plug blender into generator
4. add berries & bananas to blender
5. add small handful of yogurt
6. pour in approx 2 cups of milk
7. add approx 2 cups of ice
8. guesstimate about a spoonful of vanilla extract
9. blend
10. pour smoothie into plastic cup and enjoy. :)

i love this post, you are all kinds of awesome :thumbsup

Imortyl Pussycat 09-07-2010 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17476366)
What should I buy?

Be back in a couple of hours.

let us know what you bought please. i know it's going to make me giggle

comeplay 09-07-2010 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 17476398)
:pimp -=- an ounce of K2 -=- :pimp

Is this shit real or what? I have seen it around

SallyRand 09-14-2010 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17476366)
What should I buy?

Be back in a couple of hours.


You never told us how this worked out for you!

Sally.

2012 09-14-2010 10:29 PM

can you pick me up some shit paper

Drew Peacock 09-14-2010 11:11 PM

hot pockets

Blingbaby 09-15-2010 12:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SallyRand (Post 17503776)
You never told us how this worked out for you!

Sally.

You hitting the rum tonight? His post is up a few ^^


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