Tonight's JERSEY SHORE episode = the best hour of programming in the history of entertainment media
 

..yet somehow simultaneously, paradoxically, the worst piece of garbage ever assembled.
How is it possible?
How have they successfully upped the anti so much since last season?
Are the cast members idiots, or geniuses, the likes of which we haven't seen since the Andy Kaufman days?
When is Sammi going to stop being such a bitch to her friends and cut out that that c*nt Angelina???

In Spencer Pratt somehow the mastermind behind all this?

You LOSE, good DAY sir.

You've never seen it?

What series is the USA on?
Series 2 just started in the UK and for some reason i tune in. .

I enjoy it, very relaxing...... Shame that Sami is the only 1/2 way hot girl on the show.
The troll, the 1/2 man with fake boobs & face ache of Staten Island just don't cut it.

the problem is that you never get that 30 minutes of viewing time back

Sammi IS the only decently hot girl but in this particular situation, I feel that the 1/2 man is in the right! She was trying to tell Sammi that Ronnie was creeping on other girls! How can Sammi be mad about that, WTF? Fucking b*tch!

my gf watches this show.. i am at a crux in our relationship

It's a great a soap opera for idiots.

Retards getting rich off retards watching them, great...

you watch these shit?

I was to busy watching football then Hard Knocks-Jets last night

I'm so glad I don't watch that shit.

HARD KNOCKS this season was AWESOME!

And I'm a Pats fan, and I still loved the Jets HardKnocks, so well done. Can't help but like Rex Ryan

Team Jenni or Team Sammy?

I am on Team Jenni, and she is HOT.

Jenni hot?? You must like Trannys.lol J/K

I'd fuck all them girls except spookie. Then I'd fist pump them in their ass

you should be fucking embarrased if you watch that shit or can identify with it in anyway

what a bunch of self centered, stupid, fake idiots

truly pathetic

Leave her now. She's a lost cause.

So you've never watched it???