So this morning 3 big guys are knocking down my door to collect
 

This morning I was woken up by loud knocks almost breaking my door down, I get up from bed and see 3 big guys in leather jackets that came to collect the money

here's what I told them.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. The funds are secure. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion.

I also told them that they are my most important asset and I'm not going to treat them anyway other than the best I can.

Finally I added, "Rest assured that when I know something you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe."






They responded by breaking my nose and smashing my head on the nearest wall they could find. T
hey will be coming around tomorrow to collect :Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh Funny

nothing better to do?

Stop being a fucking jew. Oh wait...

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Next time wear a military uniform and put your hands in the air while you say that.

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Maybe they'll believe you.

Now that was funny....:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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hahaha, that's a good one but thats exactly how it would be in real life...!

smells fishy, probably they brake you because of that :P /where is my cash epass

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Get some money and hire 3 big guys to fight back :1orglaugh

thank you for the levity, it gave me a chuckle

You should tell them to go home and that you will wire the money to them...they just need to give you their ID copies and the copy of their latest utility bill with their name and address on it..takes 5 to 7 days..

they only accept cash :(

You mean the funds being in motion wasn't an acceptable explanation?? ... weird :disgust

Almost made me spew coffee on my keyboard!

Toooooooooooooooo funny!

Sally.

They told me that the next motion these funds need to go is into their pockets otherwise I won't be able to do any kind of motion for a long while

At least some sense of humour in these crazyyy times..
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Nice.....lol...nice!

neccessery bump?

You owe money to a gay club?

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P.S. It should be the same with Mallick

Who is that?

And what is he doing threatening me with bankruptcy?

that's awesome

that was DRY

you got a sense for humor in some sort of way

Time to turn on the safety valve so they can't get to the money.

You should have told them you're just the middle man

Funny, I had the same thing happen to me, except I was smart enough to have an eager friend who tends to deal with these people greet them at the door and tell them all that while I escaped out the back. I also made sure that once they beat up my friend and got around to the back that my Filipino housekeeper was there to greet them, say they were me, and give them some more BS in poor English on my behalf.