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Slutboat 09-10-2010 05:29 PM

GUYS: Do you want to get LAID tonight... Go on J-Date...
 
Doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not shhhhh...

Jewish chicks don't always fuck on the first date though (well yea they pretty much do) but try it out guys, I've never seen anything like it - the girls are RABID to find men, my in box was filled an hour after I put my pic up. I've hit like 6 so far in a couple months.


http://www.jdate.com

CaptainHowdy 09-10-2010 05:32 PM

No, thanks...

Slutboat 09-10-2010 05:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 17490270)
No, thanks...

I know! Thats what I thought till I tried it - some of these girls are smokin hot. I mean blonde hair, big naturals, small noses... I mean fine honeys with jobs. Don't knock it till you've hit it.

CyberHustler 09-10-2010 05:39 PM

Spamage?

MontrealPimp 09-10-2010 05:39 PM

I prefer islam date, more spicy

Slutboat 09-10-2010 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17490288)
Spamage?

FUCK NO this is not spam - I'm 100 percent serious and I BET at least one dude on this board will take my advise and try it and get LAID son.

Don't forget to come in here and thank me when you bust a nut from J Date.

La_Sexorcist 09-10-2010 05:49 PM

Of course some sad sap will hit up the site! :P
Anyway, you can bust a nut anywhere. To be honest you sound like a commercial is all.

Slutboat 09-10-2010 05:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MontrealPimp (Post 17490293)
I prefer islam date, more spicy


hahahaha oh yea I forgot to mention - just say your half Jew and you're in. Holy Moses do these girls like sex, must be genetic, my balls are bone dry.

chronig 09-10-2010 05:54 PM

Got a friend in LA that set himself up on a couple-a JDates via that website...

Slutboat 09-10-2010 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by La_Sexorcist (Post 17490339)
Of course some sad sap will hit up the site! :P
Anyway, you can bust a nut anywhere.


no this is not like an ordinary dating site - the pressure on Jewish women to meet a husband by 28 is intense. You just put up your pic and they start hitting you up, honestly I have never seen anything like this, its a pussy bonanza. The word is out about this to Gentiles here in Cali but I thought I would pass this shit on because I know there are a lot of keyboard strokers on GFY that could use a little help.

Slutboat 09-10-2010 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chronig (Post 17490355)
Got a friend in LA that set himself up on a couple-a JDates via that website...

Jewish or not?

Fob 09-10-2010 06:49 PM

wtf? it's not free?

time to check my plentyoffish account.

chronig 09-10-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490373)
Jewish or not?

Jewish background, but not practicing

WiredGuy 09-10-2010 06:54 PM

I'm surprised you didn't put an affiliate link in there. The thread seemed perfectly setup for such.
WG

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-10-2010 06:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fob (Post 17490510)
wtf? it's not free?

time to check my plentyoffish account.

PoF FTW...

Slutboat 09-10-2010 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WiredGuy (Post 17490519)
I'm surprised you didn't put an affiliate link in there. The thread seemed perfectly setup for such.
WG

not spam dude - real hot tip

you look like a guy that could really score on J Date too, if you're single you should try it just for fun.. Free to put up a profile and see all the pics of J-Hunnis near you

cybermike 09-10-2010 07:24 PM

I really need to try it.. but I'm 100% beta male.. just suck at being on offense

poncabare 09-10-2010 07:25 PM

jew broads are disgusting looking

beemk 09-10-2010 07:26 PM

i prefer to get my women off mailorderbride.ru

DateDoc 09-10-2010 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490257)
Doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not shhhhh...

Jewish chicks don't always fuck on the first date though (well yea they pretty much do) but try it out guys, I've never seen anything like it - the girls are RABID to find men, my in box was filled an hour after I put my pic up. I've hit like 6 so far in a couple months.


http://www.jdate.com

Having lived in South Florida I'd have to say you are right! :thumbsup

Slutboat 09-10-2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 17490577)
jew broads are disgusting looking

see thats exactly what I thought, a buddy of mine convinced me to try it so I did reluctantly. I'm telling you there are girls on there who are sane non Orthodox Jew chicks - some only half or a quarter Jewish and HOT! And I'm very picky trust me.

These girls have jobs and family money, aren't you tired of carrying every chick you date? I've had J Girls pick up $100 sushi checks!

Careful don't fall in love - prenup!

WiredGuy 09-10-2010 08:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490676)
Careful don't fall in love - prenup!

https://youtube.com/watch?v=6vwNcNOTVzY&ob=av3e

xmas13 09-10-2010 08:22 PM

You sound very racist. I'll give you an advice too. Check out Stormfront. There you can hook up with horny White supremacists. Blonde hair, blue eyes. Secret code is 88. Try it out and let us know. :1orglaugh

OneHungLo 09-10-2010 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490676)
see thats exactly what I thought, a buddy of mine convinced me to try it so I did reluctantly. I'm telling you there are girls on there who are sane non Orthodox Jew chicks - some only half or a quarter Jewish and HOT! And I'm very picky trust me.

These girls have jobs and family money, aren't you tired of carrying every chick you date? I've had J Girls pick up $100 sushi checks!

Careful don't fall in love - prenup!

But what if you're not Jewish? They looking for Gentiles too?

HandballJim 09-10-2010 11:59 PM

J-date I thought it would be Japanese :)

you did the right thing making it Jewish, since you would need the website also in Japanese language to be a success.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-11-2010 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poncabare (Post 17490577)
jew broads are disgusting looking

michelle trachtenberg, rachel weisz, scarlet johannson, rachel bilson, natalie portman, bar refaeli... hell the list goes on. hot jew bitches a'plenty...

xxweekxx 09-11-2010 12:07 AM

im black.. that shit wont work.lol their family will not accept a black dude

marcop 09-11-2010 12:07 AM

My assistant is a member of the tribe, and he scores all the time with girls he meets on J-Date.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-11-2010 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17491034)
im black.. that shit wont work.lol their family will not accept a black dude

Where did Lenny Kravitz come from then? :1orglaugh. You're good dude, you're good. :thumbsup

OneHungLo 09-11-2010 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17491032)
michelle trachtenberg, rachel weisz, scarlet johannson, rachel bilson, natalie portman, bar refaeli... hell the list goes on. hot jew bitches a'plenty...

http://boston.3432.voxcdn.com/wp-con...e-poke-011.jpg

k0nr4d 09-11-2010 12:15 AM

I'd try it, but the jig would be up as soon as I pull out my giant uncircumsized cock

adult-help 09-11-2010 12:15 AM

website wont load. well, i guess we are finished with jewish gfriends..

ottopottomouse 09-11-2010 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HandballJim (Post 17491023)
J-date I thought it would be Japanese

That's what I thought too.

Ethersync 09-11-2010 04:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490257)
Doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not shhhhh...

Jewish chicks don't always fuck on the first date though (well yea they pretty much do) but try it out guys, I've never seen anything like it - the girls are RABID to find men, my in box was filled an hour after I put my pic up. I've hit like 6 so far in a couple months.


http://www.jdate.com

I have a friend, who is Jewish, who swears by this site. He is constantly hooking up with girls off this site.

seeandsee 09-11-2010 04:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490257)
Doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not shhhhh...

Jewish chicks don't always fuck on the first date though (well yea they pretty much do) but try it out guys, I've never seen anything like it - the girls are RABID to find men, my in box was filled an hour after I put my pic up. I've hit like 6 so far in a couple months.


http://www.jdate.com

Call Borat to find some pusies

Jack Sparrow 09-11-2010 04:43 AM

Peeps that believe emails from dating sites are real: LOL.
You must be some lonely little fucker..

Slutboat 09-11-2010 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jack Sparrow (Post 17491393)
Peeps that believe emails from dating sites are real: LOL.
You must be some lonely little fucker..

Yea buddy its a fake profile that I slammed for 4 hours last night...

bronco67 09-11-2010 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490257)
Doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not shhhhh...

Jewish chicks don't always fuck on the first date though (well yea they pretty much do) but try it out guys, I've never seen anything like it - the girls are RABID to find men, my in box was filled an hour after I put my pic up. I've hit like 6 so far in a couple months.


http://www.jdate.com

Jewish girls always give up the butthole first.

nico-t 09-11-2010 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17491048)
I'd try it, but the jig would be up as soon as I pull out my giant uncircumsized cock

:1orglaugh

Achmed's Wife Halimah 09-11-2010 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17491048)
I'd try it, but the jig would be up as soon as I pull out my giant uncircumsized cock

that's right, stick to Nasha Klassa in Poland
And besides what are you guys so excited about?
North American HOT Jewish girls On jdate have no business with GFY degenarates

Achmed's Wife Halimah 09-11-2010 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17490257)
Doesn't matter if you're Jewish or not shhhhh...

Of course it matters you moron

Slutboat 09-11-2010 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Achmed's Wife Halimah (Post 17491795)
Of course it matters you moron

Yea? Tell that to my Gentile cock that is dog-tired from fucking J Girls from this site...

Achmed's Wife Halimah 09-11-2010 08:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xxweekxx (Post 17491034)
im black.. that shit wont work.lol their family will not accept a black dude

We can swing it.. if you're a Doctor or a Lawyer :)
I remember your airport post, You're not a thug

Achmed's Wife Halimah 09-11-2010 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17491815)
Yea? Tell that to my Gentile cock that is dog-tired from fucking J Girls from this site...



Enjoy it while it lasts
You should take care of the Shiksas needs instead or continue to jerk off into a soup can with the rest of the GFY'ers

LeRoy 09-11-2010 08:27 AM

Yah I thought Japanese too.

Off topic but here's our JP Dating site. It's all real too ;)

http://www.monroo.com/

ottopottomouse 09-11-2010 09:48 AM

How fucking long is the sign up process.

I think i've passed exams by answering less questions.

edit// thats for jdate not monroo

beemk 09-11-2010 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17491048)
I'd try it, but the jig would be up as soon as I pull out my giant uncircumsized cock

http://www.itsadude.com/st/thumbs/047/0102637990.jpg


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