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DateDoc 09-14-2010 03:13 PM

New epassporte email
 
We at ePassporte are as distressed as you, our valued cardholders, over an action that we did not see coming and as of today we still have received no good basis for it.

First, be assured that your funds are fully safe and protected. You are owed that and it will be fulfilled. The funds are secure.

Second, ePassporte is working with the St. Kitts bank to work out how all payments will be made and when. The details are complicated, because there are funds in motion and where and when they settle requires us to all be careful that we fully and properly account for all those funds and their rightful owner. This issue stems from our processing and reporting ability through the Visa system and their processor.

Third, ePassporte's most important asset has always been our account holder's. We are not going to undermine that asset by treating cardholders in any manner other than the best we can.

Most of us have had the unfortunate experience of dealing with banks and card associations that simply "cut us off" and did not pay us. Those actions were limited to card acquiring (merchant accounts), not card issuing, which is what we do. We can all take some comfort in the fact that this situation is not anything like the acquiring side of the business.

We all fully understand that communication to our cardholders is critical. However, it does not help any of us if we are constantly updating you on the basis of the calls that take place almost hourly. It seems to us that giving you facts, based on agreements we are working on is the best form of communication. This is what we will be doing. When we know something, that is a fact, we will report it, quickly. Our staff is all working diligently to resolve these issues and the many moving and complicated parts of getting the funds returned. Therefore, please do not mistake our silence as "hiding", "avoiding" or "stringing you along". We too have funds that are stuck in the system, as well as massive costs of operation without any income.

Rest assured that when we know, you will know and you will all be satisfied with the results. Again, your money is safe.

For those of you that have been in the industry for many years, I hope you will recall that I have a very strong track record of fighting for the rights of webmasters, program sponsors, billing companies, merchants and the industry; that dedication continues.

Thanks you for your understanding in this difficult time and for your support over the last 8 years of our operations.

Chris Mallick
For ePassporte

facialfreak 09-14-2010 03:18 PM

Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

DEA - banned for life 09-14-2010 03:21 PM

http://www.w3bbo.com/forums/Old-NewsRocks.jpg

Nicky 09-14-2010 03:21 PM

You're kidding right?

kristin 09-14-2010 03:22 PM

Oh man, you are gonna give people a lot of false hope .... this email is old news.

DateDoc 09-14-2010 03:23 PM

Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now).

http://imgur.com/fixtB.png

RandyD 09-14-2010 03:24 PM

Fucks sake - get a grip

WiredGuy 09-14-2010 03:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 17502994)
Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

hahaha, that made me laugh :)
WG

tabasco 09-14-2010 03:25 PM

I swear to fucking God the average GFYer has the intelligence of a rock.

Apologies to any rocks

Ayla_SquareTurtle 09-14-2010 03:25 PM

Damnit!!!

kristin 09-14-2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tabasco (Post 17503029)
I swear to fucking God the average GFYer has the intelligence of a rock.

Apologies to any rocks

That made me LOL.

FreeHugeMovies 09-14-2010 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 17502994)
Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Best line of the month!

elron 09-14-2010 03:28 PM

they send this message upon login, i also received this message just now only after i logged into my account.

TeenCat 09-14-2010 03:29 PM

http://www.prowebsurfer.com/public/t...50%20santa.jpg

2intense 09-14-2010 03:29 PM

old email Received: Sep 9, 2010 9:14 PM PDT

DateDoc 09-14-2010 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by elron (Post 17503051)
they send this message upon login, i also received this message just now only after i logged into my account.

Odd way for them to do that.

JFK 09-14-2010 03:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17503020)
Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now).

http://imgur.com/fixtB.png

I got mine early this morning via email................ so it must be sent out different times, to diff people:2 cents:

Kiopa_Matt 09-14-2010 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17503063)
Odd way for them to do that.

Best way to alert everyone with a "we're fucked" message though, don't you think?

No point in telling everyone. Just tell the people who care. Try to keep it contained, and all that. :)

Ethersync 09-14-2010 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DateDoc (Post 17503020)
Just came to my epass acct messages at 3:12 today (11 mins ago now).

http://imgur.com/fixtB.png

Did you just login? What is why...

Holly Lez! 09-14-2010 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kristin (Post 17503034)
That made me LOL.

LOL me too! :thumbsup:1orglaugh

ThumbLord 09-14-2010 03:46 PM

got this message as well, good one

brassmonkey 09-14-2010 03:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat (Post 17503055)

Merry Christman man :)

Denny 09-14-2010 03:55 PM

Keep sleeping man!

how many threads like this? :error

18teens 09-14-2010 05:57 PM

That was from last Thursday. You don't get it until you log into your account.

Chosen 09-14-2010 06:28 PM

Fuck... Not this again and again...

Fucksakes 09-14-2010 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RandyD (Post 17503026)
Fucks sake - get a grip

ok now what?

J. Falcon 09-14-2010 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by facialfreak (Post 17502994)
Wecome to last Thursday ....

We've been expecting you ....

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Vick! 09-14-2010 07:12 PM

Thanks for the unintentional troll :p


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