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Amputate Your Head 09-16-2010 01:16 PM

Witnesses: Person falls from sky, then vanishes
 
Witnesses: Person falls from sky, then vanishes - Sep 2010
'There's no doubt that it was a person. We're 100 percent sure,' witness says

Several people in New Jersey claimed they saw a person falling from the sky with no parachute, but an extensive police search has turned up no evidence, NBC Philadelphia reported. Witness Kelly Hale and two of her co-workers at Shore Veterinarians in Egg Harbor Township said they watched from their office windows as a human fell head-first from the sky on Tuesday. But there were no reports of missing skydivers.

"I [saw] the guy falling, at an angle, like this," Hale told NBC Philadelphia while gesturing. "Straight down. No parachute. No paraglider." Authorities were still investigating the incident, Egg Harbor police told msnbc.com on Thursday. "We're not actively out there searching, but we're waiting for more information," said police Sgt. Robert Gray. He could not comment on the ongoing investigation.

Several people contacted Egg Harbor Township Police at about 3:20 p.m. Tuesday, saying that they watched a person free-falling from the sky. The witnesses described the person as falling head first, at a slight angle, toward the ground, police said. "You could see the arms and legs flailing and his clothes were blue, a dark blue like a navy, black and gray," Hale said. "There's no doubt that it was a person. We're 100 percent sure."


The witnesses also told NBC Philadelphia they saw a small plane flying nearby right after they saw the person plunging to the ground. Egg Harbor Township police and aviation units of the Coast Guard and New Jersey State Police extensively searched the heavily wooded area until about 11 a.m. Wednesday. The search will remain suspended until further information becomes available, police said. "We didn't see any signs of debris, we didn't see any broken branches of something like, falling through the tree-line," Coast Guard Lt. Commander Paul Whitmore said. "We didn't see anything out of the ordinary, but that's not to say it didn't happen."

Hale, for one, is convinced of what she saw. "They need to find him," she said. "I mean, there's somebody lying back there."


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:2 cents: time traveler that missed his mark or routine human disposal?

LoriAnderson 09-16-2010 01:18 PM

thats nuts.............maybe it was superman

marketsmart 09-16-2010 01:19 PM

funny you should mention this...

i was time travelling earlier in the day...



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Adam X 09-16-2010 01:22 PM

that subject line just cracked me the fuck up... thanks for the laugh

96ukssob 09-16-2010 01:22 PM

probably some Italians doing some business and misjudged where the water was

Phoenix 09-16-2010 01:22 PM

weird...routine human disposal is best done over the ocean though

mikesinner 09-16-2010 01:23 PM

Was it Jesus?

ottopottomouse 09-16-2010 01:23 PM

The human eye is trained to construct something vaguely person shaped into a person.

$5 submissions 09-16-2010 01:23 PM

REM's awesome song "Fall on Me" comes to mind.

gmr324 09-16-2010 01:28 PM

Quote:

probably some Italians doing some business and misjudged where the water was
Maybe they didn't misjudge at all and he owed them some money

PR_Glen 09-16-2010 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17509914)
weird...routine human disposal is best done over the ocean though

haha routine... seen scarface too much or what?

Jdoughs 09-16-2010 01:33 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 17509952)
haha routine... seen scarface too much or what?

Pretty sure it's impossible to have 'too much' Scarface.

DEA - banned for life 09-16-2010 01:33 PM

chris mallick in motion sighting?

Steiger 09-16-2010 01:34 PM

shit, i just wanted to post the same. it's fucking chris mallick, no fuckin doubt about it...

Domain Broker 09-16-2010 01:35 PM

just another jumper is all

Tom_PM 09-16-2010 01:45 PM

I grew up down around there, just a few miles away from that actually. There're some pretty marshy areas not far from there. The video showed hard ground though, so maybe they'll find something. The witnesses are 100% saying he was flailing, pretty rare to see someone sound so sure and then to find nothing.

Deej 09-16-2010 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17510014)
I grew up down around there, just a few miles away from that actually. There're some pretty marshy areas not far from there. The video showed hard ground though, so maybe they'll find something. The witnesses are 100% saying he was flailing, pretty rare to see someone sound so sure and then to find nothing.

If its marshy, that should could have plunged into the muck...

S P A N N O W 09-16-2010 02:02 PM

crazy shit

Litzer 09-16-2010 02:05 PM

I always thought the "Matrix" was real..

Alky 09-16-2010 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17510014)
I grew up down around there, just a few miles away from that actually. There're some pretty marshy areas not far from there. The video showed hard ground though, so maybe they'll find something. The witnesses are 100% saying he was flailing, pretty rare to see someone sound so sure and then to find nothing.

It's not really to marshy out that far down the pike. If a dude did fall around there though, he sure as hell most likely nailed a few trees.


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