Steve Lightspeed Shot????!!!
 

http://imgur.com/6I8Jr.jpg

The attacks are going toooo far!

That's awesome, pirates. Arrrrgh.

Oh no! They shot him in the balls.

Impossible.

Damn pirates

http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/j...t-grimaces.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh no! Not his testicals!

So... Chio is back?

Perfect timing. Now we can use his payment system.

OMG, some redhead I know thought that shit was real. I asked "pirates in Arizona"?

And you're mentioning the fact that she's a redhead because redheads are notoriously gullible?

shiver me timbers ...

"may have been time shifted to an unknown location"


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Doesn't everyone know this?

Knock on wood.

you have wooden balls?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh...

Fake fake totally fake! I did it, I won. Yay me.

what happened to all the Bartholomew's

Bartholomew Roberts

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...mewRoberts.jpg

i hear this girl was a REAL bitch

Anne Bonny (interesting, did she request that racy depiction? must have :) )

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a.../AnneBonny.jpg

founder of Portugal? no just another Bartholomew (common Pirate name I guess)

Bartholomew Portugues

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...wPortugues.jpg

now THIS is a cool name

Stede Bonnet (Scandinavian?)

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...tedeBonnet.jpg

loved his brother in Dragnet

Henry Morgan

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...nryMorgan2.jpg

founder of the country? nah, notorious pirate of course

Edward England

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...ardEngland.jpg

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...nryMorgan4.jpg

I think i seen Henry Morgan running the Tilt-A-Whirl at the County Fair this year.

Definitive badass.

Todays equivalent of baddog.

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...nryMorgan3.jpg

:1orglaugh j/k bd. Had to wake everyone up. :)

Well you both have beards. :) But you got longevity. Morgan was prob a big pussy in reality. :)

It was def Morgan who shot Lightspeed. No doubt.

http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/a...nryMorgan5.jpg

"Sir Henry Morgan is about as badass as any pirate/privateer could possibly hope to be. He sacked dozens of towns, hauled off as much gold and silver as he could carry, beat the crap out of anybody who crossed him and was revered as a hero among the entire population of the British Empire. His deeds are legendary."

My apologies to (the real) ottopottomouse (a figment of my imagination) and the UK for slighting Sir Henry. :)

More of a privateer than a pirate so they say.









he went that away

You're an asshole.

I could never be a successful pirate I get really sick on boats.