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LA Crew 09-17-2010 04:31 AM

Brittney Jones: I Had Sex with Ashton Kutcher on His Couch
 
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Star has published a second story accusing Ashton Kutcher of cheating on Demi Moore (scroll down for cover photo), and again Ashton's camp denies it.

A couple of weeks ago the magazine accused Ashton of groping and kissing a hot young blonde in a restaurant. Now a 21-year-old brunette has sold her story of couch sex with Ashton in the home he shares with Demi and her daughters.

Brittney Jones tells Star she met Ashton when he, Demi and Rumer were bowling next to her at Hollywood's Lucky Strike in July. She slipped him her number on a napkin, she claims, and he began texting her things like, "R U busy?"

"I did all the suggesting in the texts, it was like he was paranoid and didn't want to text anything that would get him in trouble," Brittney said. "I asked him if he wanted to meet, that's how we made the plans."

Soon they met for sex, she claims, (on the couch as Ashton disallowed the bedroom) while Demi was out of town.

"He's a great lover," Brittney said. "Very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice--not some random sex act."

Ashton's lawyer said in a statement to Us Weekly: "Star Magazine continuously publishes lies about Ashton Kutcher and many other celebrities. This is not the first, nor will it be the last time they engage in reckless conduct."

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GetSCORECash 09-17-2010 04:34 AM

Lucky him if it's true.

Altwebdesign 09-17-2010 04:35 AM

why on earth would he do that. . . ?

adult-help 09-17-2010 04:35 AM

well, if she was never in the house officilay she should describe what kind of couch it was - color ,shape etc..and detaisl from their house...

BIGTYMER 09-17-2010 05:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17511704)
why on earth would he do that. . . ?

Because he has a dick and two balls. :1orglaugh

gmr324 09-17-2010 05:54 AM

he was smart enough not to text about it and leave a trail

CaptainHowdy 09-17-2010 05:57 AM

Awful taste for cheating...

mOrrI 09-17-2010 06:04 AM

You got to fuck'em all!

Jarmusch 09-17-2010 06:34 AM

Slow news day.

VikingMan 09-17-2010 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17511704)
why on earth would he do that. . . ?

Because his wife is old and BEAT!

Carmen80 09-17-2010 06:40 AM

Really interesting news. Can I kill myself now?

BloodFart 09-17-2010 06:43 AM

The bigger crime is having the name ashton

thickcash_amo 09-17-2010 06:43 AM

He's a douche but I doubt he would cheat on Demi!!

Lightning 09-17-2010 06:47 AM

I have always Loved Demi for years...:thumbsup

sweetcuties 09-17-2010 06:53 AM

Most men cheat, nothing new :2 cents:

fatfoo 09-17-2010 07:01 AM

Furniture is important. It's very uncomfortable to sleep on hard flat floor.

TeenCat 09-17-2010 07:03 AM

he had sex twice in his life? and who is this toy? :helpme :1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-17-2010 07:22 AM

It's Demi Moore, who the fuck cares? If I was him I'd rail some diffrent 20-year old slut every time she left the house... :2 cents:

ottopottomouse 09-17-2010 07:29 AM

Don't even know why I came in this thread.

Demi Moore still looks good though.

Jman 09-17-2010 07:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Altwebdesign (Post 17511704)
why on earth would he do that. . . ?

Why on earth would someone quote something from Star magazine :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 09-17-2010 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17512124)
Don't even know why I came in this thread.

Same reason everyone came in here, to see if you think the chick was better looking than Demi or not. :2 cents:

EonBlue 09-17-2010 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties (Post 17512009)
Most men cheat, nothing new :2 cents:

Women cheat just as much as men. :2 cents:

seeandsee 09-17-2010 08:00 AM

he is banging for sure

ottopottomouse 09-17-2010 08:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat (Post 17512161)
Same reason everyone came in here, to see if you think the chick was better looking than Demi or not. :2 cents:

I suppose so. And I don't think she is.

nico-t 09-17-2010 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17512032)
Furniture is important. It's very uncomfortable to sleep on hard flat floor.

:1orglaugh

Amputate Your Head 09-17-2010 08:17 AM

what a pointless distraction.

TheLegacy 09-17-2010 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweetcuties (Post 17512009)
Most men cheat, nothing new :2 cents:

Funny I was about to say the same about women

Tom_PM 09-17-2010 08:19 AM

When I want the facts, I turn to the Star.

JFK 09-17-2010 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Tom (Post 17512302)
When I want the facts, I turn to the Star.

Thanks for the endorsment:thumbsup

bronco67 09-17-2010 08:51 AM

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Ashton Kutcher. He should be hittin all the young ass he can find. Any guy that has the opportunity to be able bang 99% of women, that doesn't take advantage of it is an idiot.

Tom_PM 09-17-2010 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JFK (Post 17512399)
Thanks for the endorsment:thumbsup

I just wanted to see if the universe sucked itself into oblivion if someone said it straight faced just once, lol

JustDaveXxx 09-17-2010 09:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 17512438)
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with Ashton Kutcher. He should be hittin all the young ass he can find. Any guy that has the opportunity to be able bang 99% of women, that doesn't take advantage of it is an idiot.

True...


But he should have done it at a hotel and had a close male friend make the hotel reservations.


No trail is the trick.:thumbsup

John-ACWM 09-17-2010 09:14 AM

Demi is just a woman after he did her.

JP-pornshooter 09-17-2010 10:01 AM

i am guessing Demi is one hell of a horny hottie, she must be giving Ashton morning afternoon and evening bj's to keep him from chasing other tail. i am sure he has chicks throwing themselves at him.

this is what happens when the 3 times daily bj goes out of town..

topnotch, standup guy 09-17-2010 10:43 AM

Brittney Jones: "He's a great lover, very considerate and sweet. And it was very special to me. I felt totally comfortable in his arms. It was tender and nice--not some random sex act."


And then she sells the story to a scandal rag :1orglaugh

The guy would have done better to bang her in the pooper, kick her out the door naked and then toss her clothes out after her.

At least then he would have seen this coming.

.

flashfire 09-17-2010 11:01 AM

did the star say anything about epassporte?

Quagmire 09-17-2010 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GetSCORECash (Post 17511702)
Lucky him if it's true.

for sure. he's smart enough to pick some dumpy looking chick to fuck on a level that nobody would believe he'd stoop to. :2 cents:

NaughtyRob 09-17-2010 12:31 PM

What I want to know is why the fuck a guy like him would even have a steady girlfriend or wife. They can fuck a new HOT chick daily.

LA Crew 09-17-2010 02:44 PM

Do you believe Star's latest accusation that Ashton Kutcher cheated on Demi Moore?

1.Yes, where there's smoke, there's fire
2.No, it's just more tabloid rumors

Scott McD 09-17-2010 02:46 PM

I don't blame him tbh...

LeRoy 09-17-2010 04:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EonBlue (Post 17512216)
Women cheat just as much as men. :2 cents:

Yeppper!


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