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The Porn Nerd

09-17-2010 05:26 PM

Masturbater Enabler

That's what we all are: masturbater enablers. In case anyone asks you what you "do".

:pimp

jigg	09-17-2010 08:03 PM

hahah
never thought of it this way
making a mental note for when someone asks

cyber_ninja

09-17-2010 08:07 PM

I allways tell people Im responsable for more dead babies then anyone they ever met.

GetSCORECash

09-17-2010 08:15 PM

Thanks! Now I know...

Chosen

09-17-2010 08:28 PM

:1orglaugh

woj	09-17-2010 08:35 PM

:1orglaugh

Spunky

09-17-2010 08:35 PM

I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty

The Porn Nerd

09-17-2010 08:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17514310)

I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty

Haha! I do the same and call her Veronica. When drunk: Jughead.

ottopottomouse

09-18-2010 03:37 AM

Take someone out to dinner then tell her that everything was paid for by a load of men wanking and see how she responds :upsidedow

Jarmusch

09-18-2010 03:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyber_ninja (Post 17514269)

I allways tell people Im responsable for more dead babies then anyone they ever met.

What do guys jerking off in front of their monitors have to do with dead babies?

The Porn Nerd

09-18-2010 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17514693)

Take someone out to dinner then tell her that everything was paid for by a load of men wanking and see how she responds :upsidedow

Depends on the girl. LOL I've been with some who would've said "I'm in!" (so to speak). Others, drinks flying. :)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17514707)

What do guys jerking off in front of their monitors have to do with dead babies?

Sperm.

CaptainHowdy

09-18-2010 10:02 AM

I'll need a masturbatory disabler...

cyber_ninja

09-18-2010 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17514707)

What do guys jerking off in front of their monitors have to do with dead babies?

do you know how babies are made?

The Porn Nerd

09-18-2010 12:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyber_ninja (Post 17515347)

do you know how babies are made?

Wait wait! I know this one! I know this one!!

A stork comes to your house and fucks your mommy in the ass, right?
That's what my daddy told me when I asked him how I was born....:D

cyber_ninja

09-18-2010 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17515510)

Wait wait! I know this one! I know this one!!

A stork comes to your house and fucks your mommy in the ass, right?
That's what my daddy told me when I asked him how I was born....:D

you sir are correct :winkwink:.

k0nr4d

09-18-2010 02:24 PM

I like to think of myself as a rape reduction technician

Grapesoda

09-18-2010 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MisterPeabody (Post 17513988)

That's what we all are: masturbater enablers. In case anyone asks you what you "do".

:pimp

I collect and categorize data so that others might construct erotic information for personal use.

The Porn Nerd

09-18-2010 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17515748)

I like to think of myself as a rape reduction technician

Haha! You Europeans and your rape fantasies. Der Rapen! or whatever. But I like that 'rape reduction'. I'm a feminist, you see....

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