Fact: If you hold your girlfriend/wife's purse you are irreversibly pussy whipped.
 

Will any guy here admit in public to holding his woman's purse and wearing that big Gucci bag sized medal of shame?

Fact: GFY is crawling with Europeans.. who would hold purse.. while girl goes to the bathroom in a club, and American girl will think who is this creep trying to steal my purse
American man does not hold purse!

One exception, if you are in semi-private and girl wants to drop down to knees and do favor for her bf is okay to hold purse.

I have only 3 rules;

I don't buy cigs.
I don't hold purses.
And I don't buy tampons.


Okay I might buy tampons, but definitely not the other two.

it depends whether or not the purse clashes with my outfit.

One is neither here nor there, but 2 and three are spot on.

Do favor like tie shoe?

Men who are that concerned with outside opinion, that holding an object as simple as a purse would cause actual concern or anxiety, have much bigger things to worry about in life I would suggest.

Okay, so one guy admits it...

everybody gives a shit about outward appearances to some degree. i've met very few people in my lifetime who truly could not give a shit what anybody thinks about their appearance.

i don't mind holding it from time to time if i have to, after all she lugs around shit for me in there too. only insecure guys would give a shit.

Is that what her girlfriends told you?

I have. No big deal. Rarely do I care what losers like jimmy-3-way think of me!

Yes.

Any other silly questions?

my wife says
NO I'M NOT!

I'll watch it but not carry it around.

guys who feel they have to stick to certain 'rules' to be a 'real man' typically do so to justify one thing or another.

If she does it, i`ll just give the purse to the first guy i see.
That will make it a one time event.

I prefer to lick 'em. or fill 'em with some hot beef.

Interesting how you went that direction. I didn't say anything about rules or being a real man. Just indicators that you are a slave to the snatch.

jimmy and you make sex already. bicker from you two no more!

You suck at Rusklish.

its not what others think because who gives a shit like that, its what the girl with the purse thinks. if she is even asking you to hold her purse she thinks you're a doormat and probably has you wrapped around her finger.

why would you have a problem holding a girls purse? And I don't mean just for fun or whatever but because she is doing something that requires her to put it down.

Truth.

Buying tampons is even a bigger test. Because when a chick asks you to buy her tampons what she WANTS to hear is, "Bitch the only thing I'mma fetch that goes in your pussy is my dick."

So when you say, "Yes dear, having a heavy flow day? I'll be back soon with a giant box of tampons and some dark chocolate, snookums!" you have just admitted that you are tamed and thus, no longer attractive to her.

I make my wife hold my wallet on a silver platter while we walk around... she is so cock whipped.

It's a symbol. It's the same reason a guy tries to fuck a girl in the backdoor.

Anal sex isn't great, it's neither here nor there, really.

The reason we do it is to get our girl to submit to us. A purse is her way of seeing if you'll take it in the ass.

I'm linking her this....

That's broad and over reaching...

A girl who asks you to hold her purse while she hops in the changing room to try on some sexy lingerie for you thinks your a doormat?

A girl who asks you to hold her purse while she reaches to adjust the strap on her high heels she wore to look good for you thinks your a doormat?

A girl who asks you to hold her purse while she runs over to give her phone number to the cute waiter thinks your a doormat!

It's all about time and place.

Anything to make sure she remembers the rules... :thumbsup

pussy whipped within an inch of your life!

Note to self: Drag teeth tonight.

Not at all.

1. There are hooks in dressing rooms.
2. Put it down.
3. Belt her one.

The point is, there's no reason for you to ever hold a woman's purse. If she is giving it to you to hold she is testing you.

Note to self: Remember to get head tonight!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme

You think Oh Marina dream man will hold purse?

I think no.

Meat Good!


that has to be one of the silliest statements I have ever heard.... or at least a throw back to some teenage pseudo-macho BS

this may not be true for you, I dont know you, but guys with that kind of attitude do not come across as a real man to me (real men could not seriously care less what some other dude thinks of them holding their ladies purse) and the sign of a guy that spends a LOT of time with his dick in his fist believing the sexist slant of 70s porn LOL

Men in successful relationships certainly do not get all anal and feel challenged if their girlfriend or wife hands them their purse for a second to do something. They just hold it, make jokes about it and move on.

i usually try and nip this sort of situation in bud prior to arriving at the club. if i'mpicking up my date and she's loaded up with purse and keys, i suggest ditching them, just bring lipstick and dl, i'll even carry them. i don't mind putting the lipstick in my pocket, makes my bulge bigger.

Dream Man ? What's that
What a cute little giraffe

Your attitude will change when you get through the other side of puberty.

i will, but the gf knows i'm not happy about it

:1orglaugh

Not if you want to keep the blowjobs coming that week! :1orglaugh

See guys, there is always something new to learn when it comes to women. :1orglaugh

this is all a justification as to why you are single, isn't it?

how u doin?:)

Why would I have to justify that?

If you were going for something insulting you might have tried "this is all a justification as to why you are CELIBATE, isn't it?"

Which isn't true, but would have been funnier. Calling me single just infers that I have my pick of snatch.

I love how women always hold this out there, like you being bitchy and bloated is what compels you to make with the BJs for one week a month.

Not interested.

Any girl who pulls that with me gets her walking papers (and by 'walking papers' I mean deleted from my phone and the dreaded "Who is this anyway?" text when she calls), because the only excuse you SHOULD need to give me a BJ is my cock's proximity to your face.

i don't care to insult you. how about this...you should go gay, you'd never have to worry about holding a purse, just a cock.

And I could get a BJ off Craig's List any time of night or day...

most guys will put up with that... the same kinda guys that will hold a womans purse.