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Barefootsies 09-25-2010 10:41 AM

Do You Have a Piss Rug?
 
A rug in front, or around, your tiolet in the bathrooms of your house?

:helpme

Randy West 09-25-2010 10:42 AM

Why? You looking to lick some mother fucker's feet after standing in their own piss?

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/...uckleberry.jpg

brassmonkey 09-25-2010 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 17539222)
Why? You looking to lick some mother fucker's feet after standing in their own piss?

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/...uckleberry.jpg

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh omg!!

BlackCrayon 09-25-2010 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17539218)
A rug in front, or around, your tiolet in the bathrooms of your house?

:helpme

sure, i don't think its for pissing on though.

brassmonkey 09-25-2010 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17539245)
sure, i don't think its for pissing on though.

:1orglaugh its not for pissing. funny stuff

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon (Post 17539245)
sure, i don't think its for pissing on though.

I was watching on of those HGTV shows the other day, and they were talking about those rugs.

Some of the remarks about them were priceless comedy.
:1orglaugh

amateurbfs 09-25-2010 10:59 AM

Those are fucking disgusting. Anyone with anything other than tile, vinyl, linoleum or anything hard surface in bathroom and kitchen is a nut.

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 17539284)
Those are fucking disgusting. Anyone with anything other than tile, vinyl, linoleum or anything hard surface in bathroom and kitchen is a nut.

I guess it's to keep y'er tootsies warm while pinching a loaf.

That said, I can't say I thought of the rugs as a pissing rug (among other things) until seeing this HGTV show. The designers going off about them had me laughing out loud with some of their comments.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude 09-25-2010 11:04 AM

http://www.tensionnot.com/pictures/i...od-Morning.jpg

http://bedzine.com/blog/wp-content/u...Toilet_set.jpg

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ottopottomouse 09-25-2010 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Randy West (Post 17539222)
Why? You looking to lick some mother fucker's feet after standing in their own piss?

http://cdn.fd.uproxx.com/wp-content/...uckleberry.jpg

:1orglaugh

No rug. Tiled floor :thumbsup

spazlabz 09-25-2010 11:10 AM

it is not a 'piss rug' it is a rug to keep your feet warm while your spending quality time in your library

yeah I got one

amateurbfs 09-25-2010 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17539290)
I guess it's to keep y'er tootsies warm while pinching a loaf.

That said, I can't say I thought of the rugs as a pissing rug (among other things) until seeing this HGTV show. The designers going off about them had me laughing out loud with some of their comments.

All I know is those things are why some peoples bathrooms smell. Especially if they are a drinker, drunk people suck at peeing.

CurrentlySober 09-25-2010 11:14 AM

I had a poo rug once. I used to take it to bed with me at night and cuddle it...

Then my wife left me...

Everything happens for a reason :)

iSpyCams 09-25-2010 11:15 AM

I don't have one. But if I did I would probably use my mop a lot less lol.

beerptrol 09-25-2010 11:17 AM

lol, my gf had the bright idea to get a matching set for the boys' bathrooms(rug and toilet coozy). didnt last long with 2 boys lol

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 11:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs (Post 17539320)
All I know is those things are why some peoples bathrooms smell. Especially if they are a drinker, drunk people suck at peeing.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Or if they have children.

Although, I guess it could be piss bathroom then. The bowl, floor, wall, lid.... :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17539332)
lol, my gf had the bright idea to get a matching set for the boys' bathrooms(rug and toilet coozy). didnt last long with 2 boys lol

Did she have the matching sea shells? Or did they take a wiz in that bowl also?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by spazlabz (Post 17539315)
it is not a 'piss rug' it is a rug to keep your feet warm while your spending quality time in your library

yeah I got one

It sounds like some 'quality time'.

Perhaps you have the Costanza library card eh?
:winkwink: :winkwink:

woj 09-25-2010 11:31 AM

I thought everyone has those..

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by woj (Post 17539374)
I thought everyone has those..

I do not know about 'everyone'... but a lot do. Dat's fo sho.

beerptrol 09-25-2010 11:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17539340)
Did she have the matching sea shells? Or did they take a wiz in that bowl also?
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :winkwink:

nah, It looked like someone skinned a couple of tan Cocker Spaniels lol.
She used to have a cocker spaniel named Mr. Cody. I would tell her I see you put Mr Cody to great use around the shitter

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17539378)
nah, It looked like someone skinned a couple of tan Cocker Spaniels lol.
She used to have a cocker spaniel named Mr. Cody. I would tell her I see you put Mr Cody to great use around the shitter

Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwling Laughta!

That's hilarious.
:1orglaugh

nico-t 09-25-2010 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17539323)
I had a poo rug once. I used to take it to bed with me at night and cuddle it...

Then my wife left me...

Everything happens for a reason :)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

marketsmart 09-25-2010 11:55 AM

i have a cleaning lady, so no need for a piss rug..

i have several pairs of shit flops i wear to keep comfortable while i give birth to a new batch of adult webmasters...




.

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart (Post 17539429)
i have several pairs of shit flops i wear to keep comfortable while i give birth to a new batch of adult webmasters...


Profits of Doom 09-25-2010 12:15 PM

That piss rug really tied the bathroom together...

Jarmusch 09-25-2010 12:23 PM

I have one, but it's not anywhere near the toilet.

http://imgur.com/sSh0I.jpg

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE 09-25-2010 12:31 PM

Sick perv. First its feet now its piss.

beerptrol 09-25-2010 01:11 PM


ArsewithClass 09-25-2010 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barefootsies (Post 17539218)
A rug in front, or around, your tiolet in the bathrooms of your house?

:helpme

"A piss rug" :1orglaugh

Its to keep your feet warm.... But no, I think the can accumilate germs.

A nice tiled floor can be wiped every day.

MiLo 09-25-2010 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17539484)
I have one, but it's not anywhere near the toilet.

http://imgur.com/sSh0I.jpg

Absolute win. :thumbsup

:glugglug

Trend 09-25-2010 05:34 PM

No piss rugs here.. tile floors only in the bathrooms. If you are ever in someones house who does have these rugs, I encourage you to flip them over sometime. :)

fatfoo 09-25-2010 05:40 PM

To walk comfortably, you must get good soft soles. They feel like walking on carpet all the time. Good luck.

NaughtyRob 09-25-2010 05:50 PM

I typed piss rug in Google and one of the pics was this.

http://www.craftpassion.com/wp-conte...09/09/rug2.jpg

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trend (Post 17540102)
No piss rugs here.. tile floors only in the bathrooms. If you are ever in someones house who does have these rugs, I encourage you to flip them over sometime. :)

**shudders**

Slutboat 09-25-2010 08:28 PM

I cant believe the legs this thread has

Slutboat 09-25-2010 08:30 PM

My kids piss rug is George W. Bush

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures...PissOnBush.jpg

adult-help 09-25-2010 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17539484)
I have one, but it's not anywhere near the toilet.

http://imgur.com/sSh0I.jpg

Not on the rug, man!

Chosen 09-25-2010 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17540455)

Fucking Awesome :1orglaugh

Barefootsies 09-25-2010 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slutboat (Post 17540453)
I cant believe the legs this thread has

Believe it.

Now raise a leg, and piss on the rug.
:winkwink:

Jarmusch 09-26-2010 02:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adult-help (Post 17540459)
Not on the rug, man!

Wu loves peeing on rugs. :disgust

At least I'm housebroken.

gmr324 09-26-2010 06:40 AM

Quote:

you are ever in someones house who does have these rugs, I encourage you to flip them over sometime.
That can't be a pretty sight

TheDoc 09-26-2010 06:45 AM

They're great in the winter... feet don't get cold while taking a poo. Don't need them here though, floor never gets cold.

If you're aiming is so bad standing that you can't hit a one foot wide hole, either you need a longer dick or more practice holding your own.

Now kid wise... you can scrub dried piss off the floor or just toss the rug in the washer, or pay someone to do it and forget about it all together.

IllTestYourGirls 09-26-2010 06:48 AM

You guys dont have heated floors in your bathrooms? :Oh crap


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