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CunningStunt 09-30-2010 03:03 AM

I run 20 miles or so per week, what do you (mostly) FAT FUCKS do?
 
60% of Americans and about the same Aussies are fat fucks, I mean, classified as obese.

That's par for the course as a webmaster, sitting on your fat ass all day.

So it makes it all the more important to get out and about and do some exercise.

I hate gyms, they are typically full of posturing testosterone laden steroid fucktards.

When the water warms up, I'll be back on my board in the ocean, or doing laps in the local pool down the beach too, on top of the running.

What do you do to keep fit?

k0nr4d 09-30-2010 03:04 AM

I eat pizza and drink pepsi while creating tube sites all day.

CunningStunt 09-30-2010 03:06 AM

As I suspected. A happy fat fuck no doubt.

Who else?

epitome 09-30-2010 03:07 AM

Feel better about yourself, CunningCunt?

You may want to run a little more. You obviously do not produce enough endorphins because you sound miserable.

Jdoughs 09-30-2010 03:08 AM

With 5 kids and self employed, don't really need much exercise, mentally and physically it's "go" all day long.

Also the fact I haven't changed shape/size since 1989.

CunningStunt 09-30-2010 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17555165)
With 5 kids and self employed, don't really need much exercise, mentally and physically it's "go" all day long.

Also the fact I haven't changed shape/size since 1989.

It's time to bring him out isn't it? ISN'T IT???? lol

http://www.oilybutts.com/bumps.gif

I weigh a whopping 74Kg, have done so for a decade.

Have been meaning to catch you on IM for a while JD, will do so soon, just not while so loaded :)

CunningStunt 09-30-2010 03:13 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17555162)
Feel better about yourself, CunningCunt?

You may want to run a little more. You obviously do not produce enough endorphins because you sound miserable.

Nice of you to be concerned, but I'm not miserable in the slightest. I have my health, wealth, house, a loving wife, beautiful kids, and don't have to answer to anyone.

How about you, whoever you are?

EDIT: Hazecash pusher, yeah, I know who this alias is :1orglaugh

CurrentlySober 09-30-2010 03:13 AM

I walk Briskly for at least a hour a day...

CunningStunt 09-30-2010 03:15 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 17555174)
I walk Briskly for at least a hour a day...

That's what my doctor told me to do too. I'd rather run for half an hour instead though, I feel like I'm wasting less time that way. I'm in a hurry, I could be dead soon.

Jdoughs 09-30-2010 03:23 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17555168)





tabasco 09-30-2010 03:26 AM

I play a lot of video games... but not that Wii sport shit. That looks like hard work

seeandsee 09-30-2010 03:32 AM

I eat BBQ, play games and fuck :) i am monster fucker!

CunningStunt 09-30-2010 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17555193)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mr. Cool Ice 09-30-2010 03:34 AM

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Originally Posted by k0nr4d (Post 17555156)
I eat pizza and drink pepsi while creating tube sites all day.

Minus the tube site workout, I follow the rest of your regiment almost to the letter.

Itchy 09-30-2010 03:35 AM

I work out 30 mins a day 5 days a week
Weekends are for drinking !!

Altwebdesign 09-30-2010 03:37 AM

running love it!! although havent been for a while, im other end of the scale and probably under weight if anything haha!

icymelon 09-30-2010 03:38 AM

40 minutes cardio 3x week to be healthy

MasterM 09-30-2010 03:46 AM

5 times fitness and cardio per week , after that off to the bar :P

georgeyw 09-30-2010 03:47 AM

I try to do enough exercise each day so I can drink all the beer I want each day.

Aside from that I try to eat fresh food as much as possible, no packaged fatty shit.

Grapesoda 09-30-2010 03:53 AM

I like to sit in the park, drink beer and watch assholes pick up dog shit

Jarmusch 09-30-2010 03:55 AM

Why do you run so much? Is that so you can have an excuse to eat sweets and junk food, then 'burn it off'?

I prefer eating healthy with just enough calories to maintain my weight. I do some bodyweight exercises a couple of times a week, but that's it. No need for cardio.

darksoul 09-30-2010 04:21 AM

I have a 6pack every day, keeps me in shape

CunningStunt 09-30-2010 04:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17555248)
Why do you run so much? Is that so you can have an excuse to eat sweets and junk food, then 'burn it off'?

I prefer eating healthy with just enough calories to maintain my weight. I do some bodyweight exercises a couple of times a week, but that's it. No need for cardio.

Far from it. My wife is Japanese, I have been mostly vegetarian all my life and conscious of health related matters since I was in my teens.

Eating too much meat is one sure fire way to put you in colon cancer heaven.

As Jarmusch correctly points out, I like pissing it up, and exercising regularly actually helps enormously in that regard to cut down on the negative effects.

Running also helps enormously in terms of concentrating the mind.

james_clickmemedia 09-30-2010 04:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17555155)

I hate gyms, they are typically full of posturing testosterone laden steroid fucktards.

You need to find a better gym. My gym (which is more of a fitness ctr. pools, tennis, dance studios, racket ball, basket ball courts etc.) has some great looking women in it every day.
Some of the girls that work out in the free weights section have unbelievably good bodies.

anexsia 09-30-2010 04:30 AM

I don't eat and when I do I make sure to puke afterwards, it works!

Mock NyaMout 09-30-2010 04:36 AM

I wait for you to go jogging like a fag then your wife lets me in the back door to fuck her ass.

CamTraffic 09-30-2010 04:38 AM

Good for you! let's see your teeth now

DamianJ 09-30-2010 04:39 AM

I run.

Doing my first 10k on Saturday for cancer research. :)

Jdoughs 09-30-2010 04:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Mock NyaMout (Post 17555344)
I wait for you to go jogging like a fag then your wife lets me in the back door to fuck her ass.

I was waiting for this response.

maxxtro 09-30-2010 04:42 AM

I don`t run, I eat healthy :thumbsup

Jarmusch 09-30-2010 05:04 AM

IMO the only time a grown man should run is when he's being chased by a wild animal or the police.

beerptrol 09-30-2010 05:09 AM

I jack off. sometimes fast sometimes slow (Aerobic and Anaerobic)

ottopottomouse 09-30-2010 05:25 AM

Never been fat in my life. Would be nice to put some weight on.

Jaeger 09-30-2010 05:27 AM

im well underweight and i dont do barely any exercise, im 190cm and only 68 kilograms...

I just don't eat all that much.. its easy, eat small or medium amounts and you wont get fat.. also cut out sugar.

pornguy 09-30-2010 05:34 AM

I run to the bathroom a lot.

:)

SomeCreep 09-30-2010 05:49 AM

Running is hella bad for your knees.

marketsmart 09-30-2010 06:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mock NyaMout (Post 17555344)
I wait for you to go jogging like a fag then your wife lets me in the back door to fuck her ass.

and when you leave to fuck his wife, i go fuck your wife in the ass and then her mouth... :thumbsup

she said you always complain about her bad breath when you get home....

thats my shit your tasting dawg.... :2 cents:

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TheDoc 09-30-2010 06:48 AM

20 miles a week? I don't have the time for that, if I did I wouldn't fill it with running. :)

I'm one of the lucky ones, it doesn't make a difference what I eat or if I work out. I don't get fat and I stay in shape, by just being me.

atom 09-30-2010 06:57 AM

For about 3 years I ran 20+ miles a week then my ankles started giving me problems. Now I do low impact, either walking or elliptical. Some free weights, pushups, pullups and situps. I'm 6'2" 195lbs.

I had a great gym by my house that i would go work out at, noone was ever there. i guess thats why they went out of biz.

saucygirl 09-30-2010 07:02 AM

Running is bad for you (especially for me). I personally prefer the elliptical machine since it has low impact on your joints.

gmr324 09-30-2010 07:17 AM

love running but you only get maybe 6 good weather months to run here in Boston. Tried running through a couple of winters here and didn't want to risk an ankle injury. Summers are sweltering and winters are too cold and icy...so I try and play basketball or use the elliptical at the gym when I get the chance

Darkcrni 09-30-2010 07:21 AM

Well i do 5-7 miles running per day, also 20 miles driving my bike.
Lifting weights at my gym. Am walking a lot too........hm don't know what more....ah yes but most important having sex once a day at list!

2intense 09-30-2010 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Jdoughs (Post 17555193)



:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Jim_Gunn 09-30-2010 07:32 AM

I lift weights every other day and I prefer doing the stair climber for my cardio two or three times per week as it has less impact on my joints and has built up my cardio-vascular endurance to very strong levels.

Bryan G 09-30-2010 07:38 AM

Usually run 3-4 times a week and weights 3 times a week.

Starting Yoga as well

Jason Voorhees 09-30-2010 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CunningStunt (Post 17555155)
I run 20 miles or so per week, what do you (mostly) FAT FUCKS do?

I run 20 trains on your whore mother you stupid fucking cock monkey.

Darkcrni 09-30-2010 07:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jim_Gunn (Post 17555830)
I lift weights every other day and I prefer doing the stair climber for my cardio two or three times per week as it has less impact on my joints and has built up my cardio-vascular endurance to very strong levels.

Do u know that i can run up my stair to the 8th floor,starting at the same time when elevator does from the bottom! So i race the elevator and get that 8th floor first!
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

Peace 09-30-2010 07:42 AM

all kinds of Yoga exercise )))

RyuLion 09-30-2010 07:51 AM

I go out running at least 4 times a week so I don't drink as much and have lost 36 pounds..

Davy 09-30-2010 08:00 AM

They used to make me run that much in the army and I hated it.
Not everybody is cut out for running. I always prefered weight lifting.


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