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Please read: I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE!

I just found this Spam message, please read :1orglaugh

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I NEED YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE!

Hello....!!

I work with a bank In West Africa, Burkina Faso .I have a business transaction for you.

In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of $10.5 Million US Dollars .In an account that belongs to one of our foreign customer who died along with his entire family in car bomb in Iraq.

Since his supposed next of kin died along side with him at the Bomb blast, there is nobody to claim the left over balance in the account. It is therefore upon this discovery that I and other officials in my department decided to seek your assistance and present you to the bank as his Next of kin.

If you accept I would give you the guide lines of how we can achieve this transfer of the balance (10.5Million Dollars) to your account. And we will shear the money 50-50%.

I expect that you will give me your telephone and fax numbers for easy communication with you and for more details.

Best Regards
Mr Yusuf Amodu

Ask for his number :)

Nice guy who wanna "shear" 10.5 mil.....lolz

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Originally Posted by escort-service (Post 17569682)

If you accept I would give you the guide lines of how we can achieve this transfer of the balance (10.5Million Dollars) to your account. And we will shear the money 50-50%.

http://www.marketoracle.co.uk/images...Y-SCISSORS.jpg

Though my shear is diagonal, I promise it will be 50-50%

I get at least 1 email like it every single day from the last 2 years!
Wonder why I never accepted them! I could be trillionary right now! lol!

Great thread, thanks for providing such a valuable service to the rest of us who have never gotten an email like that before. We appreciate it.

hope you get paid man hehehe

do you still take epass?

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Originally Posted by icymelon (Post 17569833)

do you still take epass?

im sure withdrawals works great in burkina faso

Here is a story about disturbing spam that happened to me. A received an email saying that a person with the same last name as me died, therefore I should receive some money. I emailed them back asking, "what is the last name of the person?" They gave me a completely different last name that is not even mine.

if it doesnt say 'matter of life and death' and does not include a link to a popularity contest... well then the thread just does not deliver

HAHAHAHAHA. This one is even funnier than the other 150 times its been posted! EPIC!

I get several such emails every day ... No need to read this one.

not worth opening a thread about it

Already rescuing the ePassporte account holders. Sorry.

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Originally Posted by fatfoo (Post 17569911)

I guess he emailed the wrong person... :upsidedow

Every scam email starts with "Dear Sir/Madam".

This one seems legit.

Is this the first spam email you got?
hehe..

I replied to the guy asking a phone number :1orglaugh

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Salam Dear friend,

Thanks for your willingness to assist me in this transaction and also To know more how we are going to get this fund transferred into your Account. I want to assure you that this business is 100% risk free. I Give you my words and we are going to conclude this transaction in Good Faith and share the fund peacefully. You don't have to be worried Because I will ensure that this fund is transferred into your account Without having any problem.

What you have to do is to listen to my guide line until the fund is Transferred into your account then I will come over for the Disbursement of the fund according to the percentages I indicate in my First letter.50% for you,50% for me and any expenses you and I May incure....telephone bills and taxes your bank will request when The fund is transfered into your account both of us shall take proper care of it. I am looking for a reliable person I will do This business with though I did not know much of you. I strongly Believe that we will work together as partners and get this fund out From the bank and transferred into your account peacefully.

May looking at the whole transfer process it might look so difficult To achieve a successful result but I tell you that it is not as Difficult as you might see it. There will not be any risk or problem After this fund is transferred into your account because I will delete All the files concerning the deceased man in our bank after the fund Is transferred. This business is involved only you and I.I want to assure you that this business will not cause any kind of Problem to you because we are going to do it legally.

When this fund Is transferred there will be some cover up document's my bank will Issue you to show your bank that this fund is legally acquired. I tend To invest some part of this fund in hotel business and also import Some agricultural machine's back to Burkina-Faso which I will use to Set up mechanised farming. We can join together to set up all this Investment if you wish but if it is not ok by you then you have to Collect your own share and do any thing you want to do with it. This Business will take us about 7working days to mature. You have to give Me the benefit of the doubt and give me all the support I need in this Business and I assure you that we will all smile at the end of the Day, Insha Allah.

You are welcome thanks and my kind regards to your family This is bank transferred which I have all the information in how we Are going to get this fund transferred into your account without any Problem and also with my little power here in the bank I promise you That as soon as you apply to the bank as the next of kin I will be Here to give you all the needed information in how we are going to get This fund out from the bank.

I wait to hear from you soonest so that I will give you the Application form which you have to fill and send to the bank " Bank Of Africa (B.O.A) for the Claim.You can call me for more information: Tel: 0022678142880.
Thanks and my kind regards to your family.
Yusuf Amodu.

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 17571311)

Is this the first spam email you got?
hehe..

:ticking

Here's the best one ...

I am really excited about your HONEST off for me to make millions of U. S. Dollars. Jesus must love you for doing this.

I have a better offer.........

From: DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU.
Southern North America

For the attention of you urgent.

I know this message will come to you as a surprise considering the fact
that we have notknown each other nor had any formal discussion before. I
got your contact as i was going through the international profiles in the
Emery Gap chamber Du Commerce.

I am of 66 years old, while myname is DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU, the son of
former farmer head of state Cote D"Ivoire Pres.Johnny Taka Dump Onu who was
almost lost peanut farm for having small nuts on 19th sept.2001. After
this tragic incident I ran to my neighbor who also had small nuts for
help I didnt get. I then studied hard to getmy nuts bigger. After my
study for months I found the perfect fertilizer....pure BULL SHIT.
I proud to say DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU now has the biggest nuts in world.
I now have $82,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (eightytwo gazillion two
dollars and 3 cents) in a secure Emery Gap Bank. Since I have no
related relatives here in Emery Gap. Because I nowhave big nuts now
I am willing to share my fortune with 81 honest people like you. Yes
each will get $1,000,000,000,000,000,000.00 (one gazillion) US dollars.
I will retain $1,000,000,000,000,000,002.03 (one gazillion two dollars
and three cents) for not having small nuts now. The only think I ask in
return is that you help promote worldwide BULL SHIT for fertilizer so
you to can have big nuts. Now, this money is the worlds future for
pure BULL SHIT and big nuts inNigeria.

furthermore, i have all the vital documents that covers the deposited fund
with me here in Emery Gap and allwill be sent to you on request for
your perusal. I am looking for a trustworthy person to assist me with the
following below:

(i)To assist me with a trustworthy account where the USfund will be
transferred into to promote BULL SHIT with you account number and
password.

(ii)To assist me and invest the fund in profitable BULL SHIT business(s)
to help other use BULL SHIT to get big nuts. This help you feed honest
peoples in Nigeria of your kin.

(iii)To assist me to get a permit (stay)where i can start helping you
get big nuts and have better life.

I need uguntly your:
FULL NAME
FULL RESIDENTIAL ADDRESS
HOME PHONE NUMBER
CELL PHONE NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT NUMBER
BANK ACCOUNT PASSWORD
PASSPORT COPY
DRIVERSLICENSE COPY
CHURCH AFFILIATION
NAME & ADDRESS OF GIRL YOU ARE PRESENTLY DATING
HER FULL PHONE NUMBER
PICTURES OF HER NAKED
COPIES OF YOUR BIRTH CERTIFICATE
PICTURES OF YOUR PRESENT AUTOMOBILE
COPIES OF YOU LATEST DOCTORS RECTAL EXAM
PLUS ... YOUR PERSONAL BANK REFERENCES
INCLUDING PASSWORDS.

I hope you will betrusted to assist me as your brother and member of your
family. if so, thanks be to god because with him allthings are possible and
remember you tu can use BULL SHIT to get bigger nuts.

if you need urgent confirmation of the above matter you can contact me with
this email : ([email protected]) immediately if this business
of BULL SHIT and big nuts interest you.

I am looking forward to hear from you. Ifinterested we will require a good
faith deposit of $23.18 (twenty-three dollars and eighteen cents US) to process
claim toyou.

your urgent response will be depreciated.

Thanks and god bless you,
DR BUFORD TAKA DUMP ONU. ([email protected])

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