I'm getting drunk. How can humiliate myself on Facebook tonight?
 

I need new suggestions on how to embarrass my friends and cause my family to cringe. Any ideas?

Bueller?

Video yourself taking a dump onto some sort of plate and then proceed eat it. Then grab a gun, load it and blow your head off. Post it on Facebook. Views will go through the roof. We will all laugh. Umm, profit?

Just drink enough and it will come to you.

In vino veritas.

Just tell them how you REALLY feel about them...

Show them your little weiner

Me too,just cause it's Monday.

Just tell you're Chris Mallick.

Enough humilation.

You could recruit Quagmire to post photos of your siblings..... ;]

All you need to do is like one of my friends did this weekend when we were at a party. This pic is on his facebook now :1orglaugh

http://www.weboflinks.com/eeeljest.jpg

Wow. Randy West replied to my post! Man, you've got to tell me about your experiences with Loni Sanders. I fell in love with her growing up in the '70s and early '80s. My ultimate porn babe. What was it like to tap that? Loni Sanders on Wikipedia. Loni at Freeones: http://www.freeones.com/html/l_links/Loni_Sanders/

Randy, I checked out your Wikipedia page here: Randy West on Wikipedia. Good body of work! Wow, I didn't know you were so legit.

Next...

Already happened. But I'm stuck in a rut. I hate repeating myself if I can avoid it.

Excellent suggestion, but I don't want to sink that low.

lol, now it's gonna end up on some gay exbf paysite that is made up of scraped content lol

That's a great idea, too. But my kids are my Facebook friends - and they're in the same house as I am. I'd have to post this particular type of humiliation visage a visage.

I need selective humiliation without dragging my family into it. I want to be able to humiliate myself in front of selected targets.

But I AM open to all suggestions.