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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life 10-04-2010 06:56 PM

Ejaculation Volume Enhancers - affiliate programs?
 
anything out there kicking around?

PenisFace 10-04-2010 07:10 PM

Make your own, here's how:

1) Buy pill bottles in bulk, they have to have a large lid, because you're doing nothing more than repackaging other pills in tiny little bags and then putting them in the bottle.

2) Design a pill bottle label. Sticker, of course, so that you can put them on all the bottles. Use words like "science" and "proven" on the bottle label. Use a stock photo of a guy in a lab suit saying "Of all the products I've evaluated, Angry Jew Cat Volume Enhancers are the most effective".

3) Buy these from any online store or fitness center:
  • L-Arginine
  • L-Tyrisine
  • Zinc

4) Buy a box of those TINY little zip lock bags. Now take one L-Arginine pill, one L-Tyrisine pill and one Zinc pill and place them in a baggy. Do this a million times so that each pill bottle contains 30 days worth of doses (one baggy a day, durr).

5) Each zip lock bag can be left as is, or you can go the extra mile and put a sticker on each bag, indicating, "To preserve original compound, do not open until use".




Create a website and market it any way you see fit. Buy one bottle for $49.99 or 2 for $79.99. Guaranteed to work or your money back (hint: It works and isn't bullshit).

If you don't believe me, buy L-tyrisine, L-Arginine and Zinc for dirt cheap from a supplement website or store. You will see greatly increased semen volume. Ask me how I know :beer:


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