FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION
(For Breach Of Contract Against Almighty Harvey)
<>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned was, a resident of ICQ 3431124
<>. Defendant Brujah is, and at all times herein mentioned, was a Corporation organized and existing under the laws of the State of California with principle offices located at ICQ 3431124, in the City of ICQLAND, County of GFY.
<>. Plaintiff Harvey is ignorant of the true names and capacities of defendants sued herein as DOES I through X, inclusive, and therefore sues these defendants by such fictitious names. Plaintiff Harvey will amend this complaint to allege their true names and capacities when ascertained.
<>. Plaintiff Harvey is informed and believes and thereon alleges that, at all times herein mentioned, each of the defendants sued herein was the agent and employee of each of the remaining defendants and was at all times acting within the purpose and scope of such agency and employment.
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On or about September 28th, 2010, in the GFY board, Plaintiff and defendant entered into a written agreement as stated on http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=989639, a copy of which is attached hereto as Exhibit "A" and made a part hereof. By the terms of said written agreement,
defendant should have rep'd Plaintiff.
<>. The consideration set forth in the agreement was the fair and reasonable.
<>. Plaintiff has performed all conditions, covenants, and promises required by him on his part to be performed in accordance with the terms and conditions of the contract.
<>. On or about October, 2010 the defendant Brujah breached the said agreement by not repping the Plaintiff
<>. By reason of defendant breach of said contract as herein alleged, the plaintiff Harvey has suffered damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs and a bruised ego
<>. By the terms of said written agreement, the Plaintiff is entitled to recover reasonable attorney fees incurred in the enforcement of the provisions of the agreement. By reason of the aforementioned breach of the defendant, the Plaintiff has been forced to secure the services of the legal firm of ACHMED CORP, INC. and its subsidiary DA NINJAS HITMEN to prosecute this lawsuit.
WHEREFORE, plaintiff Harvey pray judgment against defendant Brujah and each of them, as follows:
<>. For compensatory damages in the sum of $1 million dullahs;
<>. For interest on the sum of 2 party goats and 100 rep points from and after October, 2010 to date of judgment;
<>. For reasonable attorney fees according to proof;
<>. For such other and further relief as Eric may deem proper.
I, Harvey, am a semi-God in the above-entitled action. I have read the foregoing contract and know the contents thereof. The same is true of my own knowledge, except as to those matters which are therein alleged on information and belief, and as to those matters, I believe it to be true.
I declare under penalty of perjury that the foregoing is true and correct and that this declaration was executed at Tralfamadore, Tralfamadore.
