The Chinese Shovel
 

Who needs a swiss army knife, when you can get the chinese shovel!

lol that's crazy!

Bottle Opener, I'm sold!

:1orglaugh

Fucking cool!

Stallone is using one in his next Rambo picture instead of the knife...

wow thats amazing

Yes, but can it give me the rock hard abs of my dreams in just 3 minutes a day?

lol not really maybe the if you wear a snuggie for the summer you'll definetly get ripped in no time :1orglaugh

I watched the entire video. The Chinese army shovel is excellent. It is made out of precious strong metals. It has very many different uses. Here are some of the uses: digging ground, taking out nails, putting nails in wood, paddles to row boat, throw shovel with rope on wall/tree to climb, open bottles and canned foods, hit enemy skull, use as shield, etc.

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i want one

It started reaching when it got to can opener.

None of you have been in the army before I take it?

I'll take my standard issue entrenching tool over that piece of bulky junk any day ><

Yeah he punches a few very rough holes in the tin and it suddenly jumps to an open tin. :1orglaugh

LOL!, your own chinaman... he will train you when using the shovel as a weapon :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Kind of a dumb video though tbh.. but yeah, I'll take that over the chinese knockoff any day ><

where's the bottle opener?, if anyone defies the shovel needs to open a bottle of champagne :1orglaugh

bump for shovel!

look out america

made in Korea

Cool :thumbsup

Wonder how quickly it goes blunt and useless.

Mark my words; one day the Chinese are taking over the world. So many of them and you never hear anything about them. Except that they make cool shovels.