My Farts Fucking STINK Today
 

I mean, GAWD DAMN !!! :Oh crap


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http://handheld-vacuumcleaners.com/w...lding-nose.jpg


:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Bottled sample by Fedex or it didn't happen.

On it's way sir! You have been warned...

What you been eating? Roast lamb and swede creates my finest masterpieces, so bad even the dog leaves the room.

You mean it look like this:

http://www.thecaptainsmemos.com/wp-c...10/03/fart.jpg

and smell like this?

http://nwso.net/wp-content/uploads/2...Bush-fart1.jpg




.

Take a shit

No shit allowed, only wind...

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Laughing!!

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http://www.google.com/patents?vid=USPAT6313371

My farts were smelling real bad, then I started having a yakult each morning.

2 weeks on, and I have not only lost the smelly farts, but I have started to take a better, more full on sit in the morning.

:disgust:disgust:disgust

& you say about my threads... this one stinks :helpme

sucks being you

when i fart i leave the room, and come back when the air is cleared
takes hours sometimes

What do i say about your threads?

Nothing different from what i normally eat. That's the worrying thing... :Oh crap

Poor Laura!