morning coffee: ask me anything for an hour
 

sitting here over saturday morning coffee, getting warmed up for some work, so ask me anything for about the next hour and i'll do my best to give an answer that makes sense. :)

I would like to ask you to STFU for an hour.

Thanks.

Just Kidding bro! :1orglaugh

please, introduce yourself : what are doing in this biz, running paysites, affiliate, etc... ?
I only know you as being a troll and a news re-poster...
thanks.

i cant' think of anything to ask, except... what's shakin'?

Where do you currently live?

I get that one a lot actually. :)

What kind of coffee?

I do custom design work for not only the pr0n biz but also mainstream, not just web graphics but a very wide array of design for numerous applications. however I guard my client's privacy with an iron fist, so I don't really ever talk about work on here other than generalities or tech talk. I posted news story conversations this summer because I wanted to participate but not too much and I had some time to do that this year. (the news story convo sessions are over now though as I have a lot of work piled up).

You may have noticed that I don't solicit work here. (or if I do it is in the most minor way possible). The reason is simple. My clients keep me busy. It's not that I don't want new clients, but before I can take someone new on, 1. I need to have the time available for it, and 2. they need to understand that I don't want my name paraded around in association with the work. I'm not seeking design glory, just an honest day's work. :)

brain shake brutha :)

San Francisco Bay Area.

that's about as specific as I wanna get on that, no offense.

double mocha cappuccino. :)

I have heard that for the truth.

I heard from a few of my friends that have been in this business since 2000 and earlier that you are one of the very best designers on this board. This is from people that have used you and from a few people that wanted to use but you were already very busy.

Plus, i like a lot of what you write, except the time you said you were gonna buy a camera and shoot content better than me. Actually that was directed to the whole board. Was pretty funny though.lol



Love that 1st sip of morning coffee.mmmmmmm!

Dont change, you are always a good read:thumbsup

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yeah, I wish I could take back all that talk of content shooting. I was reaching too far. The problem with all that is I already knew I can't shoot better than you guys, so I have no explanation or excuse for that little fiasco of a thread. Must have been having a bad day or something. But yeah.... I'm not going into the content shooting biz. I wouldn't know where to begin. :winkwink:

thank you for the compliments :-)

how do I convience my girlfriend to take my 10 inch cock in her ass with no lube of any kind?

why your answers so evasive?

Tell her you are worried about unplanned pregnancy.

the answers in here are the truth. if they seem evasive it's only out of protection for my own family & friends.

also, keep in mind, i've only answered what has been asked. I try not to burst open with a full life story on every question. Is there is an answer in particular you're wondering about?

There, I fixed it for you...:thumbsup:winkwink:

could you send me an email? want to send you some Take Charge, it's finally readyyyyyyy


or you can hit the facebook page and fill in your infos.

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done. thanks :)

thanks everyone, it's been an hour and a pleasure, and i'm out of coffee now. guess that means it's time to get busy here. :thumbsup

How do I convince his girlfriend of the same?

because I know its 10 inches the tape measure sayts 10cm and we all know cm means thai meteric for 10 inches DUH!!!

what are you working on, sir?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

today i'm doing a retro site-wide modification, and some mainstream tangible goods form drawings.

another morning, another cup of coffee, hence... another hour. :)

No, thanks...