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camperjohn64 10-17-2010 11:12 PM

So my high an mighty ballroom dance instructor says to me...
 
"Pornographers are the most disrespectful and degrading to women of all men...(etc)"

I had nothing to say.

Everyone I have ever met at Internext demonstrated they knew where their paychecks came from.

AzteK 10-17-2010 11:14 PM

"ballroom dance instructor" - wherein lies the problem.

closer 10-17-2010 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AzteK (Post 17617225)
"ballroom dance instructor" - wherein lies the problem.

:1orglaugh was the first thing that came into my mind too

camperjohn64 10-18-2010 12:31 AM

Me three. I was about to tell her off, but bit my tongue. I just wanted the lesson to be over.

Jarmusch 10-18-2010 12:35 AM

Why did you tell your ballroom dance instructor you're a pornographer?

tabasco 10-18-2010 12:39 AM

Do you ever try to mix the two?

camperjohn64 10-18-2010 02:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jarmusch (Post 17617318)
Why did you tell your ballroom dance instructor you're a pornographer?

I didn't tell her directly, but she does know that I sell affiliate programs.

Babaganoosh 10-18-2010 05:32 AM

Ask her what she thinks of female pornographers.

12clicks 10-18-2010 05:47 AM

I just wanted to post in a thread that had "ballroom dance instructor" in the title.

Rankings 10-18-2010 05:50 AM

she is jealous

ottopottomouse 10-18-2010 05:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 17617223)
"Pornographers are the most disrespectful and degrading to women of all men...(etc)"

I had nothing to say.

Everyone I have ever met at Internext demonstrated they knew where their paychecks came from.

Ask her why she thinks rapists are nicer.

beerptrol 10-18-2010 06:03 AM

ballroom dance instructor ahahahahahahahahahaha.
tell her to shave(wax) her legs, face, and arm pits. She may get laid more often

what does your Synchronized Swimming instructor think about this?

eroticsexxx 10-18-2010 06:20 AM

She wanted some of your sauce, but you avoided conflict and now the opportunity has passed.

Until next time.

minicivan 10-18-2010 06:24 AM

Did your gynecologist weigh in with an opinion too? If so, please share it.

camperjohn64 10-18-2010 06:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 2bet (Post 17617708)
she is jealous

She is TOTALLY jealous. I can tell. But much, much too proud to even come close to admitting it. She is desperate for me to fuck her, and completely jealous of my girlfriend, and the other girls I sleep with...since I sleep with probably every other dancer I can get into bed with but I won't sleep with her (my instructor).

My girlfriend on the other hand wouldn't care less if I slept with other girls, and even encourages me to do so, (she is in the industry also and is really open minded). She just says with a smirk "I know you'll come back to me so go have some fun and see you at 11".

The ratio of ballroom dancer women to ballroom dance men is about 2:1. So if you can get around the floor and have even the slightest clue how to dance the women are all over you. Most husbands don't want to dance - they think it's a girly thing, so I get to sleep with alot of married women.

And that totally pisses off my instructor...

u-Bob 10-18-2010 07:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beerptrol (Post 17617742)
what does your Synchronized Swimming instructor think about this?

:1orglaugh

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ArsewithClass 10-18-2010 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 17617223)
"Pornographers are the most disrespectful and degrading to women of all men...(etc)"

I had nothing to say.

Everyone I have ever met at Internext demonstrated they knew where their paychecks came from.

Some of us were born to dance, those that were, do not need a dance instructor, just to dance all the time to perfect our art :2 cents:

This guy thinks to dance with a woman is more creative, I cannot disagree that dancing with a woman can be a great way to show her off, however, a woman should be allowed to show her bed mannors also.

Next time he says this, ask if his wife cooks, if so, does he allows her to show off her cooking skills to his friends & family :pimp

Im always impressed with my partner Natalie, in the kitchen, in the club, on the road & in the bed :thumbsup

Antonio 10-18-2010 10:57 AM

what's a ballroom dance again? if guys have to wear a tutu, I'm all in

Amputate Your Head 10-18-2010 10:58 AM

ironic how people diss "ballroom dance instructor" the same way she disses pr0n.


funny how neither side sees it for what it is.

camperjohn64 10-18-2010 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ArsewithClass (Post 17618659)
Some of us were born to dance, those that were, do not need a dance instructor, just to dance all the time to perfect our art :2 cents:

Next time he says this, ask if his wife cooks, if so, does he allows her to show off her cooking skills to his friends & family :pimp

Im always impressed with my partner Natalie, in the kitchen, in the club, on the road & in the bed :thumbsup

I'm sure your wife is a good dancer/cook/whatever, but seriously, without instruction do you really think she can compete with someone who has studied it?

Here is the same question but with a different context: Would you go to a surgeon that never went to school, but who simply said "I was always just natually good at it"?. Or go to a dentist that has "naturally been good at densitry". How about fly with on a commercial plane with a pilot that doesn't have a licence, but has "always liked planes"?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio (Post 17618677)
what's a ballroom dance again? if guys have to wear a tutu, I'm all in

Crap like this: https://youtube.com/watch?v=YUUQ0tLYQwU

TheStout 10-18-2010 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 17617729)
Ask her why she thinks rapists are nicer.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

camperjohn64 10-18-2010 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head (Post 17618681)
ironic how people diss "ballroom dance instructor" the same way she disses pr0n.

funny how neither side sees it for what it is.

When I started ballroom, I had no idea how difficult it really is. It's not just a bunch of steps and you put your feet here or there.

Chess is much more than just moving the pieces around.

epitome 10-18-2010 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by camperjohn64 (Post 17617836)
She is TOTALLY jealous. I can tell. But much, much too proud to even come close to admitting it. She is desperate for me to fuck her, and completely jealous of my girlfriend, and the other girls I sleep with...since I sleep with probably every other dancer I can get into bed with but I won't sleep with her (my instructor).

My girlfriend on the other hand wouldn't care less if I slept with other girls, and even encourages me to do so, (she is in the industry also and is really open minded). She just says with a smirk "I know you'll come back to me so go have some fun and see you at 11".

The ratio of ballroom dancer women to ballroom dance men is about 2:1. So if you can get around the floor and have even the slightest clue how to dance the women are all over you. Most husbands don't want to dance - they think it's a girly thing, so I get to sleep with alot of married women.

And that totally pisses off my instructor...

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You get an A for effort.

camperjohn64 10-18-2010 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 17618839)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You get an A for effort.

Trouble is, I really feel like between a rock and hard place. I sleep with the hotties, and the hottie wives of fat guys that don't want to dance. But I don't want to sleep with her - she just ain't hot enough.

Yet she is a technically fantastic dancer and instructor (placed in US national championships), tonnes of experience, and knows everyone in the industry.

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