All this porn is turning me into a savage!
 

Shit, I just got back from Vegas and haven't been surrounded with that much porn since I discovered Sweetloads! lol... How do you all do it, porn, porn, fucking, pussies... jesus... Its great but my vibrator is running out of batteries! It's too much... I'm on a rampage...

http://www.parasite.tv

Yeah, uhhh... I'd like some feedback on my vids... I think its some pretty funny stuff.
Somebody gimme a shout and some critisism...

http://www.parasite.tv (watch trailers section)

porn is evil

I dont understand the purpose of the site, then again... Im american

hehe... the purpose is entertainment, niche market i guess.
I have a coupla tricks up my sleeve, you just wait and see boys...


:winkwink:

Hmmm...interesting. And you found this board of adult webmasters how?

:eek7

well... i was at internext and spoke to a coupla people... i heard about this board and decided it would be a good call to visit and take some of it in. I'm relatively new to the industry, and I have alot to learn.

I'm too tired to write an article so I'm just farting around...

porn is awsome... especially when theres alot of shit talking involved... I think thats the problem with alot of porn sites, no context, no mental stimulation... Ya know what I mean?

I'm also here to pick up some hot webmasters, hehe (that can talk shit)

:winkwink:

Actually the true goal is to turn a webmaster into my own little content hoe... mwha hahahahaha...

uhhh, so any webmasters wanna talk dirty to me? "tell me about your conversion rates baby.... mmmmmm, talk bandwith baby, mmmmmmm, that's right..."

hehe... why the hell am I awake at this hour?

the same reason the rest of us are, perhaps?

People actually wait for the 680k of graphics on that page to load?

that didn't make any sense... fuck...

well, for me, i just aren't alive during the day.

the 3day trial button open an authorization pop-up instead leading to a join page

yeah i know... i have to give the site a total make over... cut down the k on the splash page, cut down the vids... its a work in progress. thats why im not accepting any members yet.
But the concept is good, and the vids are funny as fuck. plus im hot... lol

yes, the concept is good, however, the preview page should be more specific about what surfers will find inside.:2 cents:

wow, was that you on your 'i;m your host' video?

i thought i was the only one that got wasted like that...

Who the fuck is going to pay money to watch that shit?

wtf is this shit?


http://www.sex-filez.com/gfy/afro.jpg

are you Monica Seles?

thank you for making me to skip my lunch!:BangBang:

Those are some fine cocksucking lips.

Your going to try and charge poeple for crappy home video style footage????


.....works for me.

thanks... i'm a big fan of the lips too. No I'm not Monica. Hehe, Fucking Host is hilarious.

I already mail ordered a liver so I can still continue with that genre of content.

Well I dunno, interactive, witty, hot webcam chicks seem to do pretty well online since I last checked. But ofcourse I could crash and burn and lose all the cash I invested because no one wants to watch me, my insane antics, and the boys i abuse regularly... yeah... sure.

but thanks for the constructive critisism though.

A woman with a plan is dangerous indeed.



The drunken accent sounds a little like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers. :)

http://www.schick-shadel.com/images/meth.jpghttp://www.garywilliams.com/JackDaniels_Bottle.jpg


I dunno... why?

Well, you communicate slightly more effectively than a talking dog, so interacive, yes... and I'd definitely fuck you, maybe just up the ass though, so you maybe slide by as "hot," but witty? Try again sister.

You'd be a lot more likeable if you swallowed, but I guess a good anal cumshot will do just as well.

hehe...

its fuct though, i can't comprehend why people are getting so flustered and spewing out crap like: "who the fuck is gonna pay for your shitty site?"

Its strange, lots of people really love PTV, they find it funny... the articles are brutally good and the content is amateur and original.

i guess i should follow the lead and buy the same mass produced content that every one peddles, join an affiliate program and retire in St Martin...

just my 2 cents

might have taken you up on the anal Lethal but unfortuately I could't find my tweezers, hehe.

FUCKING HOTLINKING FROM MY SITE, EVEN WHEN I AM ARROUND :BangBang: :ak47:

That's ok, just wax, you don't have to pluck. I don't like fucking a hairy crack though.

i didn't know we weren't allowed to hotlink, all i keep seeing are these ads on everyone's rant... i figures wtf.

anyways lethal, do you have a crush on me? you've been harassing me since i got here... I'm starting to take it as a compliment...

Calling off anal sex because you couldn't find your tweezers?!

http://www.folica.com/removal/images..._tweezepil.jpg

Women sure are self conscious about their ass hairs. :1orglaugh





Heeeey ParasiteTV is fun after all :)

I like it, good luck :thumbsup

brought the beer... who brought the popcorn?

:drinkup

I just can't stop fantasizing about giving it you rough... just like that savage video... and popping your asshole. Mmmm.

I like it when you don't like it.

heh... actually the tweezers thing was an obscure comeback that went wrong, lol. i was trying to insinuate that lethal's dick was... ahhh nevermind, you get the picture... but i must admit he turned it around on me pretty good.

tweezing pubes... im a masoshist but not that kind, hehe.
Glad you liked the site.
I really gotta fix it up though...

mmmmmm... giving it to me rough huh? so i guess you just might become a member of PTV afterall, hehe... I'll give you plenty to fantasize about... no worries and plus "it's interactive!"
lol

You're my kind of girl.

Want to be my bitch?

mmm daddy, i'll be your bitch but where's my traffic, lol... :winkwink:

Your site????


http://www.sex-filez.com/gfy/stfu1.jpg

lol. i love that picture. quality.

thats a funny pic... almost as good as the one "Everytime you masturbate God kills a kitten" did any of you see that one? Funny as hell...

so lethal are ya gonna keep talking dirty to me or what? we have an audience here, don't let me down...

I wonder where Jessica is??? I thought she had dibs on this sort of traffic deal. Or Hungrymans lovely lady even... (can't remember the name, too fuggin lazy right now to go dig it up).

But well... I dunno about PTV making money from porn surfers.... you might have better luck on CableTV (really).

Unless of course you show your willingness to get nekkid on command and fill your holes with whatever they can see in the background of course.

I noticed you have a pool table btw... :Graucho




lol :1orglaugh

I think we need to see some tits before we can continue this discussion.

statistically speaking, non nude pic sites do pretty well. I don't see why i couldn't tap into the voyeur market... catch my drift... no need for hardcore for me (that doesn't mean i wont get some bitches to preform hardcore on my site)

as for the host (ie: me) i'll just keep the viewrs hoping that they'll catch a glimpse of a metaphorical Lethal giving it to me good... your host does drink alot of voddy... shit happens... :winkwink:

just wondering... were any of you in vegas?

I thought she told you already.. shes shy and can't find her tweezers.

http://www.riccomaresca.com/C/ARTIST...LE%20_HAIR.jpg


No tits for us.