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please post some russian joke and 99 wmz is yours ... :thumbsup

radimcillik on that gmail fucker can send you wmz info, contact me, i want to spend my life with you! :winkwink:

hehe you both guys send me your wmz purse at radimcillik at gmail and everyone will receive 50 to your ant :winkwink:

Check your email :)

funds were successfully transfered, enjoy and see you in other contest! :winkwink:

WTF I never emailed you :1orglaugh

Save the money man and buy yourself another bottle :thumbsup

Vodka and a pickle son.

lol man it was for chosen, and thank you will have a nice weekend alone home with my new bottle :) some rep points comming soon ... :upsidedow

TeenCat, got $50 from you, thanks man! :thumbsup

Comrade Stalin

During the war Lieutenant Ivanov stood on guard by Stalin's study door and as he walked by Stalin would enjoy having a joke with him.

'What, Comrade Ivanov, you haven't been shot yet?'

'No, Comrade Stalin,' Ivanov would reply white-faced and standing stiffly to attention.

Time passed. Ivanov had become a major but as before he stood guard outside Stalin's study and as before Comrade Stalin passing by would have a little joke with him. 'What, Comrade Ivanov, you haven't been shot yet?'

'No, Comrade Stalin,' replied Major Ivanov.

The war ended. It was Victory Day. Comrade Stalin was making a triumphal speech in the Kremlin.

'Our nation has conquered because our nation never despairs, it loves a good joke . . .'

Stalin paused for a moment. He was looking for someone in the auditorium.

'Isn't that right Comrade Ivanov?' he continued turning to a general sitting not far away.

Up jumped General Ivanov, white-faced. 'Absolutely right, Comrade Stalin.'

thank you comrade agent :1orglaugh but contest ended already, be lucky for your bottle next time :) and you are welcomed chosen :thumbsup