Pic that made my day :)
 

http://shitbrix.com//content/16314/resized/shitbrix.jpg:1orglaugh

The lady with 6 fingers?

she must be ready to pop since shes been pregnant from her husband for 12 months now since he left!

lolz, surprise for dad.

Oh shit, yeah... thats impossible! Fuck a duck :thumbsup

ouch :1orglaugh

lol

probably happens a lot

And here I thought it was the dick from the person in the pink pants...

Nah it's from the kid.

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Hehehe good "quick" catch :thumbsup

LoLz :1orglaugh

Well Obama did warn of "difficult days ahead", like the inevitable day when she'll catch a beating. :1orglaugh

Soldier: "We had another baby? Why is it black?"
Wife: "I had a bun in my oven for 12+ months and it got burnt. Yea I know, 'nice try, bitch'...just beat me and get it overwith."

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:1orglaugh good joke

It's ok, it's just trapped wind.

Bitch is probably a Sarah Palin supporter that doesn't know how many months in a year.

Woulda never noticed the 6 fingers. Hilarious

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh lol

don't they get leave?

Not on 12month patches I wouldnt have thought, or they wouldnt have said "a son welcomes home his dad from a 12month tour in iraq".

Maybe she dropped in on him? She better think of something quick :warning

Oh the world really gets worse... :1orglaugh

I have to agree with Richard on this one. He was probably back on leave and impregnated her then.

Oh my..... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

They definitely have leave in a 12 mo tour... and really what better way to knock your wife up; see ya in 9 months, I've gotta leave the country, duty calls!

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Or they could be separated and they have a child together that looks a atleast 3-4 years old and they are still on good terms even tho she is in another relationship?:P

but living in the ft hood area this is pretty common :P
you can go to the clubs at night and pick off married women like crazy

crazy :)

Actually know of someone (friend of a friend) who found out the day he got back. He kicked her out of the house & called off the wedding, then reported back to his commanding officer and begged to be on the next plane. Never heard what happened from there, but I'd probably have done the exact same.

We have had a family member both in Iraq and Afghanistan, and they have gotten a short leave(10 days or so) during deployment. Not sure if that is standard or if officers have special arrangements

There used to be a saying. "You know how many tours of duty a man has been on by the number of children he has." Meaning service men tend to knock up the girlfriend or wife (or both) to keep her honest. But it doesnt always work.

LOL just like when Charlie (Jim Carey) went nutso in Me, Myself and Irene

Laughing, Kinda hard to explain that one away..