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mrgica 10-25-2010 06:31 PM

Knowing a way for a time machine!
 
After six years of research I finally understand it.
With some help from Einsteins theory on gravity.
Gravity, a mass of something bends everything even time.

Now finally I know, what can make a time machine!
Im not sure yet if I should tell you here.
Is there a serious interest?

CYF 10-25-2010 06:38 PM

so you watched Back to the Future this weekend also?

tabasco 10-25-2010 06:38 PM

I am interested. Will I need to bring my own lunch?

garce 10-25-2010 06:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640588)
With some help from Einsteins theory on gravity.

I quickly managed to raise $6.7Billion for your cause, but Albert Einstein materialized in front me and said you were full of shit. I think I'll buy Nova Scotia with the money instead.

mikeet 10-25-2010 06:41 PM

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garce 10-25-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 17640619)

That's what she said.

mrgica 10-25-2010 06:44 PM

Let me start easy....
Any heavy mass bends everything, I believe it bends time also.
What is the heaviest structure on earth we ha right now?

Adam X 10-25-2010 06:44 PM

See your sig. ;)

Platinumpimp 10-25-2010 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mchtye (Post 17640619)

:1orglaugh

Maybe watch the 4th Kind and you will think Aliens exist also :P

garce 10-25-2010 06:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640628)
Let me start easy....
Any heavy mass bends everything, I believe it bends time also.
What is the heaviest structure on earth we ha right now?

Rosie O'Donnell?

mrgica 10-25-2010 06:48 PM

Im serious

garce 10-25-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640638)
Im serious

So am I.

CYF 10-25-2010 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17640632)
Rosie O'Donnell?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Platinumpimp 10-25-2010 06:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640638)
Im serious

Go take a dive man.

mrgica 10-25-2010 06:55 PM

I can understand sarcasm's, but before I even tell you the solution for a time machine? Its mazing! Ignorance.....

Phoenix 10-25-2010 06:57 PM

travel time by sling shotting around the sun and crossing the event horizon in a black hole
dont forget the whale on the way back though or earth is doomed

Adam X 10-25-2010 06:59 PM

Time Travel Discovered on GFY... film at 11.

Bring it on Gica.. lets hear it

mrgica 10-25-2010 07:04 PM

What is the heaviest structure on earth we ha right now?

Great Pyramid of Giza.

Remember!.... everything heavy bends gravity for us.
It bends even time....

to be continued...

mrgica 10-25-2010 07:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adam X (Post 17640668)
Time Travel Discovered on GFY... film at 11.

Bring it on Gica.. lets hear it

Enjoy man :pimp

mrgica 10-25-2010 07:13 PM

Which means if you sit on Great Pyramid of Giza your time is going slower then everyone else on earth. But that is just begging. It makes just a fractional time difference that you can't even see. The fact is, we see Great Pyramid of Giza in past, since it bends not just gravity but time also.

To be continued to the time machine...

mikeet 10-25-2010 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640685)
Sit on Great Pyramid of Giza

http://www.boncherry.com/blog/wp-con...ds-of-giza.jpg

PornstarXS 10-25-2010 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17640632)
Rosie O'Donnell?

lol i was going to say Louie Anderson. Rosie O'donnell will only get us to the 1800s, Louie will take us at least to the renaissance. i just had a Sliders tv show flashback

mrgica 10-25-2010 07:33 PM

Heavy objects are creating huge gravity, but they also bends time!
So what if we had enough heavy object, so heavy, so massive, so destructive, it could not only create huge gravity but huge disturbance in time.

And I know what it is. And it will be our time machine in future!

madawgz 10-25-2010 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640710)
Heavy objects are creating huge gravity, but they also bends time!
So what if we had enough heavy object, so heavy, so massive, so destructive, it could not only create huge gravity but huge disturbance in time.

And I know what it is. And it will be our time machine in future!

the hadron collider?

Cyber Fucker 10-25-2010 08:05 PM

And what about black holes?

rogueteens 10-25-2010 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640685)
Which means if you sit on Great Pyramid of Giza your time is going slower then everyone else on earth. But that is just begging. It makes just a fractional time difference that you can't even see. The fact is, we see Great Pyramid of Giza in past, since it bends not just gravity but time also.

To be continued to the time machine...

LOL, i watched a programme on this too, and the amazing thing is that mrgica is right!! Very large objects causes time to be very slightly disturbed. The effect is infantestimally (sp?) small though. Even the Earth causes time to get slightly distorted which is the reason why satellites need to occasionally have their internal clocks recalibrated.

Dvae 10-25-2010 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640588)
After six years of research I finally understand it.
With some help from Einsteins theory on gravity.
Gravity, a mass of something bends everything even time.

Now finally I know, what can make a time machine!
Im not sure yet if I should tell you here.
Is there a serious interest?


http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e111/comer791/Pic.gif

garce 10-25-2010 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 17640667)
travel time by sling shotting around the sun and crossing the event horizon in a black hole
dont forget the whale on the way back though or earth is doomed

I tried that once and came face to face with a tortoise balancing the universe on his shell.

All I remember are the words, "Never again..."

BTW, the whale I was talking to on my way down turned into a bowl of petunias - exactly 6.741 seconds after I became a pornographer...

Now I spend my life hiding in a corner and hating peanuts and hugging my towel.

SallyRand 10-25-2010 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrgica (Post 17640588)
After six years of research I finally understand it.
With some help from Einsteins theory on gravity.
Gravity, a mass of something bends everything even time.

Now finally I know, what can make a time machine!
Im not sure yet if I should tell you here.
Is there a serious interest?

The guy's computer was hacked and the entire plan for the Time Machine was harvested:


passionreviews 10-26-2010 08:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17640616)
I quickly managed to raise $6.7Billion for your cause, but Albert Einstein materialized in front me and said you were full of shit. I think I'll buy Nova Scotia with the money instead.

Good choice, beautiful country out there.

cardinalvices 10-26-2010 08:37 AM

I'm ready to invest in your project. Do you take Epassporte? :)

Phoenix 10-26-2010 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by garce (Post 17640843)
I tried that once and came face to face with a tortoise balancing the universe on his shell.

All I remember are the words, "Never again..."

BTW, the whale I was talking to on my way down turned into a bowl of petunias - exactly 6.741 seconds after I became a pornographer...

Now I spend my life hiding in a corner and hating peanuts and hugging my towel.

haha i see we are both a couple of sci fi nerds :)

CaptainHowdy 10-26-2010 09:20 AM

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grumpy 10-26-2010 09:33 AM

cant be done or you would already know about it ;)

Davy 10-26-2010 10:17 AM

Bending space-time is not the problem. Getting the energy to do it is.

BestXXXPorn 10-26-2010 10:31 AM

Sit on the top of the empire state building and time will pass slower for you relative to anyone else on Earth... as you're traveling faster due to the Earth's rotation...

Regardless, since you started with Einstein you'd have to either toss out the Theory of Relativity as in order to travel fast enough it would require infinite energy (good luck with that one)... or you'd have to make an object so dense it created a blackhole... hey look they already exist... good luck getting anywhere near one even if you could travel fast enough to reach one in your lifetime...

It's one thing to slow down time relative to another point in space it's another thing to reverse it... as in... impossible. Unless you figure out how to fold space or multiple dimensions (if you're a sting theory / calabi-yau believer)...

mrgica 10-26-2010 10:36 AM

I was joking a little about it, but what I was talking about is Stephen Hawking's idea of time travel. Seen it yesterday, its mind blowing.

You can see it on youtube:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=WyLrKFWjbRY

2MuchMark 10-26-2010 11:38 AM

Gravity warps space and time, or "spacetime". The more gravity you have, the more it warps space time. The closer you are to a gravitational force, the slower time moves. This is true of all objects that have mass such as black holes, stars, suns, and planets. Even planet earth bends spacetime.

Clocks on the ground tick slower than clocks above ground. This is true of satellites and even of commercial aircraft travellers. The difference is extremely minor but it actually means that people flying at 30,000 feet actually age more slowly than their earth-bound counterparts.


Relativity affects everyone today, and the most noticeable way is with GPS devices. GPS Satellites. GPS Satellites orbit the earth at over 11,000 miles up (or about 20,300 KHm). They are far enough away that their onboard clocks run relatively faster compared to clocks on the ground due to the effects of relativity as well as its speed (about 14,000 Km/h).

Each GPS satellite carries an Atomic clock that "ticks" with an accuracy of 1 nanosecond, or 1 billionth of a second. GPS works by calculating how much time it takes for your GPS receiver to "see" 3 different GPS satellites but Relativity screws that calculation up. To get an accurate report of where you are located, the effect of relativity must be taken into account. If these effects were not properly taken into account, a navigational fix based on the GPS constellation would be false after only 2 minutes, and errors in global positions would continue to accumulate at a rate of about 10 kilometers each day! The whole system would be utterly worthless for navigation in a very short time.

John-ACWM 10-26-2010 11:43 AM

You know how to build tension :)

pOrRiDgE 10-26-2010 12:10 PM

Thats what i want!

martinsc 10-26-2010 12:27 PM

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