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MaDalton

10-26-2010 08:46 AM

Man gets 40 cm penis tattooed on his back instead of a dragon...

http://www.qt.com.au/story/2010/10/2...tim-facing-hu/

Quote:

A 21-YEAR-OLD Bundamba man will front court after he allegedly tattooed an unwanted lewd image and slogan on his mate?s back.

Police allege the man, who was not a professional tattooist, talked his friend into having the tattoo while the friend was visiting him at home.

After the 25-year-old victim got home, he was horrified to discover the tattoo was far from what he expected.

Instead of a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons, the tattoo featured a 40cm-long image of a penis and a slogan implying he was gay. He contacted police and they charged the 21-year-old Bundamba man with assault occasioning bodily harm....

never trust your mate :winkwink: :error

Don-Antonio

10-26-2010 08:48 AM

this topic is worthless without the picture.

MaDalton

10-26-2010 08:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Don-Antonio (Post 17642084)

this topic is worthless without the picture.

tried to find it, there is none :(

sortie

10-26-2010 08:49 AM

It'll be cool if his mate gets one year in jail for each cm of cock.

Rankings

10-26-2010 08:50 AM

wow, that is freaking nuts

u-Bob

10-26-2010 08:52 AM

omg :)

2intense

10-26-2010 09:01 AM

lol :):Oh crap

chronig

10-26-2010 09:05 AM

https://gfy.com/images/icons/stonedsmilie.gif

seeandsee

10-26-2010 09:08 AM

i want to see that :)

pornguy

10-26-2010 09:08 AM

I would not call that a Mate. I would call that an ass.

ArsewithClass

10-26-2010 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17642078)

http://www.qt.com.au/story/2010/10/2...tim-facing-hu/

never trust your mate :winkwink: :error

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 17642157)

I would not call that a Mate. I would call that an ass.

Exactly. Always trust your friends, just dont trust arseholes :2 cents:

_Richard_

10-26-2010 10:21 AM

ahh to have been a fly on the wall for that

CyberHustler

10-26-2010 10:37 AM

I would have kicked his ass and tattooed 3 dicks on his face... 1 on his forehead and one of each cheek.

PornstarXS

10-26-2010 10:52 AM

i guess that beats drawing dicks with a sharpie on a friend's forehead while he's passed out

Django

10-26-2010 11:09 AM

This is really TOO MUCH good to hear :1orglaugh

syck	10-26-2010 11:11 AM

needs more pics!

pornpf69

10-26-2010 11:33 AM

no pics it didn't happen!!

John-ACWM

10-26-2010 11:47 AM

Funny and tragic, maybe the guy had it coming, who knows.

martinsc

10-26-2010 11:59 AM

:1orglaugh

Matyko

10-26-2010 12:08 PM

poor guy! :pimp

Lykos

10-26-2010 12:15 PM

Damn....don't even know what to comment:)

Wizzo

10-26-2010 12:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17642087)

It'll be cool if his mate gets one year in jail for each cm of cock.

"What are you in for?"

"Gave my buddy 40cm of Cock"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

bronco67

10-26-2010 12:34 PM

Depending on the angle, you put some teeth on the dick, add some wings -- you have a dragon.

RaiderCash_Dominik

10-26-2010 12:35 PM

Oh God, too bad there is no picture there

Bex	10-26-2010 12:37 PM

What a great ... ummm ... friend.

Scott McD

10-26-2010 12:37 PM

Remember that dumb slut who got about 15 stars on her face and then claimed she fell asleep and tried to sue the tattooist that did it...

stephane76

10-26-2010 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD (Post 17642803)

Remember that dumb slut who got about 15 stars on her face and then claimed she fell asleep and tried to sue the tattooist that did it...

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...80_826323a.jpg
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-she-lied.html

cwd	10-26-2010 01:17 PM

wow, winner

JenniDahling

10-26-2010 01:24 PM

http://agingriotgrrrl.files.wordpres...tattoos_21.jpg

xholly

10-26-2010 02:56 PM

copycat :)

http://www.gfy.com/fucking-around-and-business-discussion/994377-dont-argue-getting-tattoo.html

wild johnny

10-26-2010 03:17 PM

Not sure I would of sued him. A lynching would of been the better choice...

passionreviews

10-26-2010 03:18 PM

That's insane.

TeenCat

10-26-2010 03:21 PM

penis or butterfly, it doesnt matter its still tattoo on his back :)

Yo Adrian

10-26-2010 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JenniDahling (Post 17642982)

http://agingriotgrrrl.files.wordpres...tattoos_21.jpg

:1orglaugh god that's just aweful..... but funny

woj	10-26-2010 03:25 PM

that's gotta suck :1orglaugh

La_Sexorcist

10-26-2010 03:29 PM

That would suck, but I know someone who would be buying me a sick cover-up.

thickcash_amo

10-26-2010 05:14 PM

what the hell could've this guy been on to think that would ever be a good idea?

HomerSimpson

10-26-2010 06:50 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

fatfoo

10-26-2010 06:55 PM

I often see very strange tattoos. I wonder how many tattoos are results of cruel practical jokes or tattoos that were made against the will of the customer. A gay penis tattoo instead of a dragon tattoo seems very insulting.

In one of the cases, I saw photographs of a fan of Yeah Yeah Yeahs music band getting a Gold Lion tattoo.

CPA37710T

10-26-2010 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NanoBot (Post 17642397)

I would have kicked his ass and tattooed 3 dicks on his face... 1 on his forehead and one of each cheek.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sortie (Post 17642087)

It'll be cool if his mate gets one year in jail for each cm of cock.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

will76

10-26-2010 07:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 17642078)

http://www.qt.com.au/story/2010/10/2...tim-facing-hu/

never trust your mate :winkwink: :error

too much bloke and mate for me... :winkwink:

C H R I S

10-26-2010 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wizzo (Post 17642775)

"What are you in for?"

"Gave my buddy 40cm of Cock"

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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