Farting in front of your in-laws.
 

I just did it last night by accident. It smelled bad. Her Dad had his lips against the window screen sucking in fresh air. I blamed it on the dog, but they only have a cat.

Should I get them a toaster to say sorry? :(

Better be a convection oven:Oh crap :fart

Well You should of blamed it on the cat..:1orglaugh
Getting them a toaster, Naaa!!!

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/a...hebox/Fart.jpg

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You should have told the in-laws that their daughter quiffed... :error :helpme :Oh crap

ADG

That's the reason why I don't dwell on relationships... so I can fart freely.

.....adding, is this a family tradition/pastime that you would expect me to join in with in future?

if you hold it in you'll die! wtf were you sitting on his lap??

So fake.

Haha! That's awesome. Did you laugh?

I couldn't laugh. Her parents are very unfunny people. I think her mom was crying kind of quietly to herself. It smelled really foul, like one of those thick sour bad spoiled egg smells that won't go away, it was permeating the air and almost sticking to the walls. No one could speak for what seemed like hours even tho' it was only minutes. Her brother has down syndrome and I tried to play it off like he did it, but that kinda blew up in my face because they have him on a special diet so his farts always smell the same.


maybe I should get them some bunny slippers or something.

should have blamed the wife, that's what I do.

jez, you should buy them air cleaner :{

Fuck this is funny LOL!

Not really. Now my wife isn't talking to me and made me sleep on the couch the last few nights. To top it all off, I went out with friends last night to hooters and had some beer and wings, came home and in the middle of the night I sharted on the couch (it's an off white cloth couch) and now it has poo stains all over it. The whole house smells like dung. I think she's gonna divorce me if I don't go see an ass doctor.

Everybody likes a good fart!

Now that just cracked me up...:1orglaugh

I think that is what butt plugs are for. Just get one of these and you will be set:

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Just leave it for the time to bury it.

Bookmarked and will be putting up a link to it on one of my sites.. Good stuff there!

HAHAHAAHAAHHA :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

once at school I farted in front of a nun, by accident

thats funny

This thread delivers...

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :helpme :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup :helpme

Pretty much all in-laws expect that kind of behavior from a son-in-law. Don't worry about it. You set the bar and can only improve in their eyes.

sounds like someone needs to break out their credit card and start buying back their affections

Nah, I don't think anything will fix this. We have to throw the damn couch out, nothing will get rid of the poo stain, and of course it went across 2 cushions. I'm so embarrassed both at home and from what happened at my in-laws. I think I need to go under the Shitness Protection Program.